Lex Wrecks (Open Thread)

[SubtleRoar]

"So, this place is populated by nothing but degenerate hussies who have nothing but time on their hands eh? If you all focused as much on your brains as you do on your breasts, you would have found the cure to your hideous looking faces by now!" *The pretentious gear head strutted around the ring, seemingly unfazed by the cascade of boos from the irate fans flanking him on all sides. Clad in his typical, bronze and golden outfit Lex seemed impervious to the jeers of those surrounding him, as he knew that nobody backstage had the audacity to engage him in a test of will.*

[Vc0m]

As became her little tradition, Melody sat backstage of today's episode of LAW, despite not being booked for tonight. The reason for this was simple, it was either this, or sitting at home watching tonight's episode on TV, pondering on how she could've been there tonight, answering someone's open challenge, or the like...

And it seemed like the latter was actually going to happen today!...in the last possible way Greenette expected.

The last person she expected in the LAW ring was the guy standing in the middle of the ring right now...particularly for the reason because he was a guy. Especially a guy who, in her opinion, spouted utter nonsense.

But, she arrived to LAW today to see whether she could take part in today's episode. This was her chance. Why not take it?

Walking through backstage, she asked the workers to put on her music, while she herself went towards the Gorilla Position connecting to the entrance ramp.

And the moment her song hit, shortly after Lex finished his boos drawing promo, the crowd erupted in cheers over Melody's song playing, and the possibility of her beating Lex up for his word.

But, at first, Melody wanted to try and settle things in a peaceful way. So, as she entered the ring, she would first ask Lex:

"Umm...excuse me, sir? This...isn't really the internet. This is a women's wrestling show. So...if you could kindly apologize for interjecting into the show, and your words, and leave the ring for that to take place, that would be more than great.", the greenette would say with an honest smile.

[SubtleRoar]

*Taken aback by the audacity that this verdant-clad twat displayed, Lex chuckled aloud at her tender words before raising his right hand and brutally slapping her across the face, drawing a petrified reaction from the crowd surrounding them.* "See, I'm willing to wager that you've gone your entire life without a male putting you in your place. Seeing as how I cannot allow such an injustice to continue, I thought I might as well fill that void. You're welcome." *Recoiling his hand with a pompous sneer, Lex twirled on the heel of his right boot, facing away from Melody, while the already agitated throngs of attendees began chanting "Sexist pig! Sexist pig!" As he basked in the radiant glow of being a bonafide jackass.*

[Rainmaker619]

The crowd was still jeering and booing from the disrespectful, heartless slap when suddenly a familiar theme would blast over the arena. The crowd would immediately burst into cheers as the fan favourite Rainbow Mika stormed onto the stage. The Japanese blonde might have been wearing her trademark blue mask, but her fury was apparent as she stomped down the enterance ramp and entered the ring, a microphone in her hand! Standing in the ring, Mika would look at the just slapped Melody, then the arrogant man who had his back turned to her, before bringing her microphone up to her lips!

“Turn around you son of a bitch,” Mika would growl, the crowd cheering at her call out as she waited for this unwelcome visitor to face her, although if he kept looking away it wouldn’t stop her! “Just who the hell do you think you are? You think you can just walk out here and insult not just LAW’s roster, filled with the greatest women in the wrestling world today BAR NONE, but these great fans? Listen here buddy, if people wanted to hear your generic looking ass say something they would have paid $9.99 on Sunday!”

The crowd would roar at this burn not just at Lex, but at a certain other company as Mika continued.

“And that “degenerate hussy” you just slapped? That’s Melody Serperior, and in case your ignorant ass didn’t see the rising start quarterfinals she’s one of the best in the world, not just in women’s wrestling, but all of wrestling! She can put you down without a second thought, and if she doesn’t give you the ass kicking you deserve than I DAMN WILL!”

If Lex wasn’t turned around by this point Mika would put a hand on his shoulder and try to spin him around to face her eye to eye.

“So, you best get out of this ring and take the first taxi you can call away from here, because if you think me, Melody, or anyone else in the back is going to just let your actions slide, you got another thing coming,”

Mika would lower her mic, concluding her hostile rant to see if she talked some sense into this sexist asshole... or if he had something to say back!

[SubtleRoar]

*The sonorous roar from the crowd startled the otherwise calm and collected inventor, as he whipped around to see a golden blur dashing towards the very arena he was standing in. Clad in a rather skimpy outfit, he couldn't help but silently gawk at her marvelous figure before his self-adulated side resurfaced after her little tirade over the microphone.* "I'm sorry, Were you talking to me? It's really no surprise that you feel so compelled to meet me face to face; a man of my importance and veneration is quite a rare sight indeed, and you're more than welcome to breath it in." *He trotted around the dyad of furious females in the ring, essentially taking a victory lap for a fight he hadn't even engaged in yet before meeting Mika nose to nose.*

"Oh, and in case you weren't already aware of it, that outfit you have on makes you look like a dime store prostitute." *Reaching deep into his bronze trunk's pocket, he whipped out a handful of miscellaneous dollar bills, ranging from one to fifty dollar amounts before waving it in front of the buxom bombshell.* "And if that's the case, then why don't you give both myself and these horny fans something to remember you by?"

[Vc0m]

Things that Melody expected from Lex included, but were not limited to, him actually listening to her (extremely unlikely, but who knew?), him refusing to leave and yelling a lot of misogynistic stuff at Melody, him challenging her to a match to prove male superiority...

...the last thing the Greenette expected, however, was a large, loud, literal slap in the face, with people in tonight's crowd gasping at Lex's sheer audacity to slap the kind-hearted girl in front of him, leaving a large, red imprint of his hand on her pale skin...

Melody didn't respond to more of Lex's sexist remarks, the crowd was doing that job for her quite well.

No, instead, Melody would should a deathly gaze, as she prepared her foot, to hit the white haired misogynist with a roundhouse kick!

However, before she could unleash her kick, a theme tune would begin playing, stopping Melody from her attack as Rainbow Mika made her entrance, certainly not looking happy at the predicament turning out in the ring, with the famous wrestler not just berating the guy in the ring, but praising Melody as well (causing both her cheeks to go slightly red from being praised by a wrestler as famous as Mika, knowing her from her famous match against Zangief at the Tokyo Dome, and as the former tag team partner of the woman she failed to defeat earlier in the year - Yamato Nadeshiko) .

"Thanks", Melody would reply, before turning her gaze back at Lex, wanting to see what his reaction would be at the 2 great wrestlers would be...

And his next move didn't just make her angry, but shocked as well. Shocked at...a lot of things, that these kinds of people exist, that he dared to do so despite the 2 women looking prepared to kick his ass to hell and high water...but he still decided to not just insult Mika, but humiliatingly throw money her way as well.

"That's it, I am fucking killing him", Melody would say, approaching Lex with curled up fists, clearly intending to punch him unless someone else decided to intervene!

[Devilish53]

And intervene, somebody would. Although, not in a manner that was at all in the favour of Lex, mind. Though neither did this intervention have any intent on siding with Melody nor Mika.

Spoiler

"AHEM..." Emerging with swagger and a single hand to her hips, a roaring redhead dressed to the nines appeared before those in attendance. Free hand a swaying, Eileen Sommers apparently felt no need to carry a microphone or similar, given her figure had already reached ringside before those around her could fully register what was transpiring. Eyes exchanging glances with those in the ring, briefly locking with Mika, then Melody, then finally to Lex, Eileen apparently did not even feel the need to bring her figure into the ring to deliver her following words. Instead, she merely perused the sight before her, as her free hand came to her chin for the briefest of strokes.

"This is not the platform for comedy. All three of you. Leave."

[SubtleRoar]

"It isn't?" *Lex tilted his head quizzically at the audacious woman before him, squinting his eyes in a silent fury that began to bubble over.* "Judging by that outfit you're wearing, I'd easily mistake you for a circus clown." *Casually tossing his miscellaneous bills in the blonde bombshell's direction, Lex goaded the shrewd ginger from within the ring by nonchalantly introducing her to his favorite finger.* "Unless you intend to make me exit the ring, which I highly doubt someone of your caliber is capable of doing, then I suggest you scurry back into the kitchen from whence you came, you grotesque thot." *Bouncing his chest against the top rope, Lex decided to initiate the first blow by rushing towards Mika and delivering a clothesline from behind.* "And since you two intend to stay here, I might as well remind you of your place!"

[Rainmaker619]

Mika, like the others in the ring, would be distracted by the appearance of Eileen Sommers, to the point she almost forgot about the dollar bills insultingly tossed her way. It seemed the redhead wanted an end to the developing train wreck that was occurring in the ring, and Mika was ready to do just that by throwing the arrogant Lex out of the-

*WHAM!*

Mika would be struck in the back of the head with a clothesline, knocking her down to the mat face first and causing her ears to ring! The crowd would boo at the cowardly attack as Mika clutched her head, completely caught off guard and trying to catch her bearings

[Vc0m]

"Oh, what now...", Melody said, quiet enough so that neither Mika nor Lex heard her, but clear enough for people watching today's episode of LAW to read her lips.

Surprisingly, it was a redhead Melody remembered from another company she worked in, but didn't have many interactions with before - Eileen Sommers.

After a short moment of silence, after looking each person in the ring clearly in the eye, Eileen spoke, roughly asking everyone to leave the ring.

"Excuse me, but...!", before Melody could reply to Eileen, Lex would speak once more, his attitude unchanging, even to the redhead in the ring. Whatever anger she had at Eileen for fraction of a moment for ordering her around like that instantly transferred on to Lex, as she turned around, planning to give him a piece of her mind...

...just as he would launch straight at R. Mika, cowardly striking her across the head with a clothesline!

That was the final straw for Melody. The slap should've been it, but she was still conscious enough to recognize Mika's music playing.

Now? Despite what Eileen wanted, she wouldn't leave until Lex was a bloody mess on the floor. Quickly stepping towards the guy, Melody would pivot on her right leg, aiming her left right at the back of Lex's head for a Roundhouse Kick!