”Burn. It. All.”
Full Name: Lita CrossAge: 29
Eyes: Blue-Green
Hair: Black
Height: None of your business.
Weight: Really none of your fucking business.
Birthplace: Bristol, England
Entrance Music:
Die, Die My Darling
Wrestling Information]
Strategy: Lita fights like she lives, putting the pedal to the medal and going full speed from the moment the bell rings. She attacks and attacks and attacks until you do something to make her stop attacking, using strikes and slams to wear down her opponent. She loves doing high-risk moves and is perfectly willing to hurt herself if it means hurting her opponent just a little more.Style: Car Crash
Type: Chaotic Destroyer
Attitude to Hentai: ”Honestly? I’m torn. On one hand, LAW’s hentai is part of an ongoing system that enforces female exploitation and reinforces the notion that the LGBT community is only about sexual gratification. On the other hand, I am ridiculously horny, so…”
Preferred Matches: No DQ, Hardcore, Hentai, Anything Goes
Signature Match
Pure Chaos: An iron hardcore match that can be won by getting as many pinfalls, submissions, knockouts, or orgasms as possible in the allotted time. Falls count anywhere.
Endurance:★★★★★
”Can’t even stop me, so don’t fuckin’ try.
Strength:★★★
“Strong as I need to be to put your ass down.”
Speed:★★★
”I can move at a good clip, if I need to.”
Defense:★
”I don’t need to block shit if the guy I’m fighting’s out cold.”
Technique:★★★
”I know a thing or two about a thing or two.”
Strikes:★★★★★
”Broken faces all around.”
Submissions:★★★
”I’ll bend a bitch in half if need be.”
Powerhouse:★★★
”I got the brawn to send ‘em flying.”
Aerial:★★★★
”God ain’t made a height too high for me to jump off.”
Counters:★
”Count…or?”
Signature Moves
Paralyzer
With an opponent rushing her, Lita leaps up, cycles through her legs, and drives a sharp knee into the opponent's face.
Skullcracker
With an opponent turned away from her while she’s sitting on the turnbuckle, Lita leaps off and knees them in the back of the head.
Code Red
With an opponent bent over, Lita jumps on their back, raises her hands, then throws herself forward into a roll, slamming them on their upper back and shoulder for a pinfall.
Straight to Hell
With her opponent on the ground facing up, Lita scales the turnbuckle, leaps off, and drives both heels into their stomach.
Spoiler
A modified single-leg Boston Crab, where Lita fingers her opponent to an orgasm while they’re suffering.
Against All Authority
With an opponent kneeling down in front of her while she stands on the middle turnbuckle, Lita jumps off, secures their head between her legs, then rolls forward and bring their head up and over, slamming them on the top of their head.
Personal Information
Personality
”Right. Who is Lita Cross? You want to know? Then you need to ask Lita Cross. Ask anybody else, and you’ll get all kinds of answers, and all of them are wrong, you hear me?
Ask the police, the feds, the cops, and they'll say I’m nothing but trouble. I’m a commie. I’m a Marxist. I’m a thug. I’m a walking disaster, a ticking time bomb with a broken clock. The people, the real people, will tell you I’m a hero, a rebel, a truth-teller in a world full of lies.
What am I? I’m a glitch in the system. I’m the stone the builder refused. I’m the one out to make change, real fucking change, and tear down the walls that are holding everyone back. Our world’s grown rotten, broken; it needs a hard reset, and I’m the voice of the movement turning the key. My goal, my one reason to be, the thing that gets me going in the morning, is breaking the chains that bind the 99%. If I can do that with my guitar, I will. If I can do that with my fist, I will.
I like it raw, I like it rough, but I’m not made out of stone, okay? You respect me, I respect you. If we’re on the same wavelength, we can get along. Hell, we might even have some real fun. I’m not picky. You try and cross me, though? You’ll be shitting teeth for days, I fucking swear.”
Ask the police, the feds, the cops, and they'll say I’m nothing but trouble. I’m a commie. I’m a Marxist. I’m a thug. I’m a walking disaster, a ticking time bomb with a broken clock. The people, the real people, will tell you I’m a hero, a rebel, a truth-teller in a world full of lies.
What am I? I’m a glitch in the system. I’m the stone the builder refused. I’m the one out to make change, real fucking change, and tear down the walls that are holding everyone back. Our world’s grown rotten, broken; it needs a hard reset, and I’m the voice of the movement turning the key. My goal, my one reason to be, the thing that gets me going in the morning, is breaking the chains that bind the 99%. If I can do that with my guitar, I will. If I can do that with my fist, I will.
I like it raw, I like it rough, but I’m not made out of stone, okay? You respect me, I respect you. If we’re on the same wavelength, we can get along. Hell, we might even have some real fun. I’m not picky. You try and cross me, though? You’ll be shitting teeth for days, I fucking swear.”
History
”Okay, so, contrary to popular belief, Lita did not, in fact, come forth from a puddle of sewer sludge one day. She come straight out of Bristol, and, believe it or not, was born rich. Not just upper class. Not just ‘well-to-do’. Dad was loaded, a media mogul. She was raised in the nicest school money could buy. Maids, servants, wageslaves. Stuff like that. The good life. Her father even got me into music and sparked her love for it, though he wasn’t too crazy about her favoring the guitar.
Around the time she turned 14, though, it all fell down. It turned out Dad wasn’t exactly playing it straight at work. I never quite got all the specifics, but I know they tossed around a lot of fancy words: embezzlement, extortion, wage theft, stuff like that. The company had a lot of rot, more than usual for corporate scum, and it all came crashing down.
And her.
Within months, Lita went from the high life to the lowest dregs. New school, new lifestyle, new friends, new everything. She had to learn to live among the sort of people she’d always ignored and walked over, the sort her family had made a fortune screwing over. It wasn’t easy, but it was eye-opening: she saw how corporations keep the populace controlled and manipulate culture for their own selfish ends. Having been on both sides, she had a unique perspective, and she sought to share that perspective with something she was comfortable with: Music.
Her and her friends formed the band Anarchy Rain, and gained popularity on the UK scene with an anti-government, anti-authority message, drawing a small but dedicated following. While on tour, Lita found her other love in life as she was looking for extra income: Pro Wrestling. In her spare time, she trained and fought in minor venues, bringing more attention to her music in the process.
It was only a matter of time before LAW caught wind of her, and after nearly a decade of growing in the underground, Lita is ready to bring her chaos into the mainstream.
Around the time she turned 14, though, it all fell down. It turned out Dad wasn’t exactly playing it straight at work. I never quite got all the specifics, but I know they tossed around a lot of fancy words: embezzlement, extortion, wage theft, stuff like that. The company had a lot of rot, more than usual for corporate scum, and it all came crashing down.
And her.
Within months, Lita went from the high life to the lowest dregs. New school, new lifestyle, new friends, new everything. She had to learn to live among the sort of people she’d always ignored and walked over, the sort her family had made a fortune screwing over. It wasn’t easy, but it was eye-opening: she saw how corporations keep the populace controlled and manipulate culture for their own selfish ends. Having been on both sides, she had a unique perspective, and she sought to share that perspective with something she was comfortable with: Music.
Her and her friends formed the band Anarchy Rain, and gained popularity on the UK scene with an anti-government, anti-authority message, drawing a small but dedicated following. While on tour, Lita found her other love in life as she was looking for extra income: Pro Wrestling. In her spare time, she trained and fought in minor venues, bringing more attention to her music in the process.
It was only a matter of time before LAW caught wind of her, and after nearly a decade of growing in the underground, Lita is ready to bring her chaos into the mainstream.
Appearance
Full Outfit
Rare Business Attire
Concert Outfit
=Fun Facts=
+Though she has a lot of strong opinions, she can be pretty bad at debating with them. The few times she’s been on podcasts and faced pushback, she’s floundered.
+Once used her guitar as a striking object in a wrestling match. Immediately regretted it. Didn’t make nearly enough off the match to cover for it.
+Has a thing for kitchy B-movies. Her favorite movie of all time is Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
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