Rules: Victory by submission, pinfall, or knockout. No disqualifications apply.
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If one was to list what the Heartbreakers were known for, chief among those things would be their propensity to start trouble and their aims of positing themselves at the top of LAW's tag division, without a care to what anyone else thought about them in the process. Tonight, they were out for just those purposes. With Jonathan Steele, Ryan Brown, and William Ashworth making their way to LAW - all of them fixtures of USPW, and all of them established wrestlers with respectable careers in their own right - Sachiko saw an opportunity she couldn't pass up. If her team could defeat theirs, it would prove to the world they were superior to whatever a bunch of washed-up veterans could accomplish. After all, what had they done to get as much attention on them as they had enjoyed? All they needed to do was beat them, and they'd prove that the Heartbreakers surpassed whatever legacy they might have had!...Of course, it was to no small degree that Sachiko's confidence in the opposing team's ineffectuality was grounded in her refusal to do any research on them beforehand, and she was just assuming that anyone who had wrestled this long had to be past their prime. But she was already sure they had this in the bag. Not only were the Heartbreakers ruthless rulebreakers allowed free reign to do as they wanted in a No Holds Barred match, they outnumbered their opponents, thanks to William still recovering from the injuries he'd incurred thanks to Thereisa Niedermeyer. Sachiko couldn't help but look out from the locker room with a grin on her face as she peered through the curtain, and she couldn't keep herself from chuckling, even if she tried to stifle it. This was going to be great; she already knew it!
"You know," Misako pointed out as she hung behind her partner with her arms crossed and a disapproving stare, "these guys are still actively wrestling. I don't think you understand what we're up against."
"Big deal...you're saying you're doubting us?"
"I know I'm not!~" Kyoko chirped enthusiastically, causing Misako to let out a sigh.
"The following match is scheduled for one fall, under No Holds Barred stipulations! Coming first to the ring, at a combined weight of four hundred and twenty pounds...THE HEARTBREAKERS!!"
Spoiler

Sachiko Koizumi

Kyoko Kobashi

Misako Enjoji

"Yoo, LAW! Just in case anyone out there had any doubts about us...tonight, we're gonna prove we're no one to fuck with! All you USPW guys - Jonathan, Ryan, William, oh, sorry, William's not even here because he's that much of a loser - no one cares who you are! Especially not me! You might've done some stuff in the past, but you're over the hill! This is the present - and it's a present where you're gonna get your asses handed to ya! When we're through with you, we'll have an even bigger notch on our belt now that everyone knows we've taken down such big names, in case anyone needed another reason to be afraid of us! So why don'cha step right up and do your part to show the world that the Heartbreakers deserve the number-one spot in the tag division?"
Misako leaned in to whisper to Sachiko. "Erm...you realize that you're saying they're nobodies, but that beating them will also be a big win because of their reputation. You see the problems in your argument, right? I hope?"
"Shush. I got this!" The crowd was now booing the Heartbreakers even louder now that they'd called out established names in the wrestling world. But Sachiko certainly didn't care. She was just waiting for her opponents to show up so that she could get this show on the road.