Don’t Rock the Boat

[Taskmaster12]

Spoiler

“Greetings LAW lovelies here we are riding my personally owned cruise boat that I have generously loaned for the companies service t-” “No we’re not! You can’t even afford a tugboat!” Tammy and Jenna remained at each other’s throats even when they should be relaxing. It was a beautiful day outside in even with the summer coming to an end the sun was still out and the water looked breathtaking miles out. But the crew had to deal with the ever bickering duo that entertained fans because of their commentary. Robin was the least amused of them all. With quarterly earnings meetings around the corner she could not afford to look like a liability running things here. “Ignore this one I think the sun is getting to her. We are here to celebrate LAW’s second visit to America! After the success of our last trip here we just had to come back and that’s why we will be taking this ship a across the Gulf of Mexico landing in New Orleans
Louisiana LAW will have a meet and greet scheduled. Followed shortly by a trip on the ship from there to Florida.” “The trip won’t be just a casual ride either. Because the last PPV was so long one common complaint despite its success was that it dragged on. Because LAW listens to its viewers we understood that it was a lot of wrestling to take in a single day which is why this time we have divided LAW into a 2 week event! The first half of matches will take place on the cruise, after which we take the action to the Amway center where we finish our trip with more wrestling followed by a night for the fans to get more of the ladies of LAW they can’t get enough of!” “That means we will have 2 nights of action! 2 main events to get the spotlight that we feel they deserve. So do make sure to get your tickets and see if you can win a chance to join us on our week long journey across the Gulf and meet all of your heroes and some of your villains.” “I’ll be there too.” “Don’t rush on this one guys she won’t be used to find. Before we’ve left shore you’ll be sick of her.” “Not to worry Tammy the fans can see quality in someone like me. Dumb blondes wouldn’t get it but they will.” “Dumb blondes? I graduated top of my class you-”

“Cut to the tour of the ship. Now!” Robin remained on top of things and with the feed away from the bickering hosts Robin could take a moment to breathe. Until her phone rang. “Always busy. Hello? Yes Dan I have them behaving no one is going to ruin the boat before it gets used. You lack faith in me I haven’t let you down once since I got here everything is under contr-” A mic hit her in the back of her head shortly before she heard the sounds of people shuffling away from what she knew was a fight breaking out. “-ol. No I didn’t just scream that was a bird. Uh huh. Yes It’s two birds. I’ll take care of it. Thank you. It’ll be fine on time like always.”

Once she was done with that she slowly turned around to survey the damage. Tammy was dangerously close to throwing Jenna overboard while the camera were out of reach. Thankfully only one table got knocked over in the scuffle and most of the crew was out of harms way. Robin still hadn’t broken last the budget yet. This could be saved. “I don’t care who started it I’m ending it! Don’t make me throw you both of this boat!” Runnijg into the carnage herself it was going to be a good few minutes before she got them to calm down.