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The LAW audience, meanwhile, were very confused. The timesheet had been edited at the last second, so there was simply a big empty block where there was usually a match between mid-carders. A few had assumed it meant there would be a break in the show time, and wandered off to use the bathroom or grab something from the vending machines or food carts, but most remained in their seats, idly looking at their phones and waiting for the show to resume. It goes without saying, Asuka was running a little late.
When her music hit and the lights changed like a nuclear blast, most of the audience suffered instant heart attacks. When they realised who the music belonged to, a cheer started up. An Asuka match that hadn't been officially announced had to be something good, right? Except, tonight she wasn't coming to the ring to fight anyone, or at least didn't intend to. It was still pretty likely that someone would come out to challenge her when she revealed her masterpiece, but she'd worry about that if it happened.
The blonde lightweight was dressed in her "special event" wrestling attire, her skin-tight blue leotard with the lightning bolts on it, the knee-high yellow boots, and her blue & yellow pads covering her knees and elbows. The only thing that might give away that a match wasn't coming up, was that she didn't make anything special of her entrance, simply walking to the ring casually with a big grin on her face. That, and the fact she was wearing a blue pullover hoodie over her leotard, bearing her yellow lightning bolt on the back and "ASUKA" across the chest.
Just before the lightweight could slip into the ring, an assistant handed her a microphone. The sound of it rubbing on the canvas when she slid under the bottom rope was horrifying, and half the audience covered their ears in terror before Asuka was on her feet. She tapped on it to make sure it was working, clearly utterly oblivious to her surroundings, and smiled around at everyone. "Kon'nichiwa!" she announced, and paused as if expecting a response. Surprisingly, a big chunk of the crowd gave back a mixed "Kon'nichiwa!" and "Hello!", that made her giggle.
"I've been gone for a little while, and I'm sorry about that. But I'm here again! And I have something to tell everyone about!", the section of the audience that weren't die-hard fanboys and fangirls of the young lightweight groaned, expecting some advertisement for her latest brand of overpriced hair spray, but quite a few whistled and cheered once she stopped talking. Asuka made a hand motion towards the entrance, and the lights dimmed down, leaving only a few spotlights focused on the top of the ramp.
After a few awkward seconds, with Asuka still smirking in the ring, a pair of assistants came out from backstage carrying between them a title belt so pink and shiney that some members of the audience had to avert their gaze. Accompanied with it's reveal was some silly 'dramatic reveal' music, getting a few giggles from the crowd. They carried it down to the ring and Asuka politely reached down to take it from them, blowing each one a kiss and waving as they turned to walk out. Why the streamer had paid for two people to carry one belt was a question nobody but her could answer, and the answer probably wouldn't make much sense anyway.
"I give you, Asuka's Bunny Championship!" she excitedly announced, holding the rediculous belt up in the air. Most of the audience cheered, but the rest were simply confused. "It goes to whoever is the best high-flyer in the league!" she followed, "But for now, since it has my name on it, it's mine!". Asuka clutched the belt tightly to her chest, as if hugging it, and smiled. Again, she accidentally bumped the mic against it, sending an ear-shattering blast of sound to assault the audience again.
"If anyone wants to take it, all you have to do is beat me. Shouldn't be too hard, right?"
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