The lights dimmed and a hush fell over the crowd. There were a few moments of silence met by some confused murmurs from some audience members. Then suddenly streams of bright green flames spewed from the turnbuckles and there was a puff of smoke in the center of the ring. As the smoke cloud dissipated a large geen haired figure would be seen in the center of the ring, clad in a green and matching top hat. With her arms held in the air as if to say ‘Ta da’ she would soon take a step forward and address everyone.
“Hello one and all and welcome to the second annual LAST WOMAN STANDING tournament! Sponsored byyyyyy…” The green haired hostess said before hesitating and looking at a few words written on her arm.
“A...adobo...a...ADIDAS! Sponsored by Adidas!” She finally corrected. Hoping to distract from that moment she would perform a slight flourish with her arms, scattering some sparkling confetti from her sleeves.
“And I’m your hostess with the mostess, the mean green announcing machine, the ever enchanting EMERALD!” She announced, hopping up and down with each phrase she added before her name.
“Now...as you might have guessed this event is going to involve all but one of our participants getting DROPPED! That’s right folks, only knockouts are going to be counted so get ready ready for some tough fights.” She yelled and was met by the roar of the crowd. Suddenly Emerald would run up to a turnbuckle and hop up to the middle rope.
“And BOY do we have a line up for you guys!” She announced to the audience. Slowly the hostess would back up to the center of the ring, letting the crowd linger on her words for just a few more moments.
Finally the green haired woman opened her mouth to speak once more and address the eagerly waiting arena.
“Now our first match up should be the darling Ducky and the magnificent Megumi. But before that I just have a few more words.” She concluded, now just waiting to make a few last remarks.