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Match Type: Tag Team Elimination
Victory Conditions: Pinfall, Submission, Knockout, or Count Out. Both members of the opposing team must be eliminated.
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Match Type: Tag Team Elimination
Victory Conditions: Pinfall, Submission, Knockout, or Count Out. Both members of the opposing team must be eliminated.
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A crowd had formed around and as they readied themselves at the building's entrance. in a position that was quite familiar to the both of them, but especially to Beatriz, who has Track and Field on the list of sports she participated in back in school. Back then, they ran together every morning before school. A ritual that they'd revive whenever their schedules had them in the same town.
She gave her hips a little wiggle and got an influx of camera flashes in response. To Bella Bonny, and as far as their audience could tell, it was no big deal. Just a casual bit of fanservice. But Beatriz herself was still trying to lock into that confidence. One would think that being invited to compete on such a grand stage as LAW would make that an easy task...until you see what you're going to be surrounded with: World class beauties who put top models to shame.
It was never her priority, and she wasn't about to start making it so, but nonetheless, it's been an adjustment after being held up as one of Proxima Generacion de Lucha Libre's prettiest.
It was nice to have some appreciative eyes looking her way in this sea of Keira Robinsons, Alix Jacqueses, Alicia Sotos, Blair Dames, and so on.
Her mind wouldn't linger on her insecurities for long, as Terrell's goofy self was not one to be outdone. He didn't go all video vixen with it, but he made that thing wobble.
"Eyy! 'Eyy! 'Eyy!"
Much to the appreciation of the women, and her funny bones. She gave him a little backhand that bounced harmlessly off of his shoulder. "¡Eres un payaso!"
To that, he'd simply reply, while reaching beneath his dreads with one hand and giving them a flip, "¡No me odies porque soy hermoso!"
"Jus' shut up 'n count, ye silly bastard!"
Severin would switch over to Pirate English here. But unlike his Spanish, it needed some work. "Alroight, alroight, don't get yer knickers caught in a locker!"
Got another laugh out of her, though. "What?"
"Three pints o' ale! Two pints o' ale! One pi-"
Aaaaand she's off.
"Son of a bitch!"
Then so was he. The backstage area had just become their playground. Every box, chair, ladder, table, and what have you became obstacles and tools. Things to scale and dodge. Opportunities for slides, rolls, and flips to earn some style points in front of the camera. Severin in particular felt that he'd gotten a huge bonus at one point: There was a guy -- must've been on a break -- walking down the hall, back turned, with a pair of earbuds preventing him from hearing their approach.
Bella simply moved to the side and ran past. Severin? Did the math in his head. From a distance, he appeared to be in the same ballpark where height was concerned. Upon getting closer...nope. The guy was actually a few inches shorter.
So Severin opted for the cool factor, his split legs leaving a few clean inches of air as he leapt up and over his head like his last name was In his own head, Severin could hear that one that accompanied special tricks in the Tony Hawk games. And he stuck the landing and kept it moving like it was nothing!
"Showoff!" She jabbed, but with a smile. She had to admit, that was pretty sick. But sick moves wouldn't be enough to win the race. But he'd come damn close. Too close for it to be a satisfactory win when her hand touched the double doors that would lead to the bottom flight of stairs in the audience section. Just big enough a fraction of a second for it to be clear.
"Nah. Nah, homie." He was shaking his head at the result, with some laughter coming through. "You know that don't count."
"Tis wrestlin', lad! 'n if it's a fair contest ye're lookin' fer, ye've come t' the wrong woman!"
Severin had some smart words for the pirate, but one of the helping hands backstage would approach them before he could say anything, two wooden mugs of apple ale in hand. Bella caught on immediately when he shot her that challenging smirk, but gave her head a quick shake. They had one more contest to get through before the bell rang. But not right now.
And step through the doors. The fans had their drinks in the air. Cups, flasks, and mugs both glass and wooden like their own, all ready for the word go. Cheers, mates! And right down the hatch.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a combined weight of three hundred and five pounds, Bellaaaaaaa Piraaaaaataaaa, and Blaaaaaaaaack Severin!"
Two hearty belches later, and the best friends were on the way down the stairs, stopping here and there to bump their mugs against whatever and pour a measure of its contents down a waiting gullet, or to sync up with the damn pirates and say, with a finger pointed at a camera -- through it, but at no one in particular...
"YO! HO! HO! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!"/"YO! HO! HO! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!"/"YO! HO! HO! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!"
Terrell had followed Beatriz's wrestling journey in Mexico closely, so he was able to follow her practiced pace with ease. Their eyes turned to meet the other as they approached the barricade, their minds in sync. In a split second, an mini-contest had been agreed to, and he won, being the first to leap onto the barricade. They turned to the crowd, in time to lead the chorus.
"♩We are the Pirate Metal Drinking Crew! We think you're dumb, and we hate you too! We are the Pirate Metal Drinking Crew! We don't give a fuck! We think you all suck!♩"/"♩We are the Pirate Metal Drinking Crew! We think you're dumb, and we hate you too! We are the Pirate Metal Drinking Crew! We don't give a fuck! We think you all suck!♩"/"♩WE ARE THE PIRATE METAL DRINKING CREW! WE THINK YOU'RE DUMB AND WE HATE YOU TOO! WE ARE THE PIRATE METAL DRINKING CREW! WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK! WE THINK YOU ALL SUCK!♩"
They turned to each other again.
Now.
They bumped their mugs and chugged the remainders down. The masked man proved to be better equipped for the task, letting out a hearty belch and turning his upside down some seconds later. Not a drop had survived. Meanwhile, Bella was just a bit past halfway through the rest of hers.
Okay. He won that race, but she'd bring the real thunder afterwards. It was their first burping contest in years, so she had to belt out a thing of legend. And thus, "The Crossover", as she'd later call it, would be born. The beast would do Barney Gumble and the Dragonborn proud, managing to be audible even through the crowd's singing of the profane lyrics.
"♩WE ARE THE PIRATE METAL DRINKING CREW! WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK! WE THINK YOU ALL SUCK!♩"
This was normally the part where Bella would turn to a camera and flip it the bird to go with the final...
"♩FUCK YOU!♩"
...But she was distracted with a regretful thought: She should've seen this coming and and gobbled down some garlic bread like he did last time. He didn't intend to blow enough gas in her face to kill freaking Dracula himself, but he did.
Terrell applauded her with a round of clapping, and she bathed in the victory that made them equal. And seconds later, she'd go on to win their contest, at least in her mind: He didn't have anyone reaching out and begging for his mug when they stepped down to the other side of the barricade, and in the last few weeks, she's seen a couple of hers fetching a pretty penny online. None of that money went to her, and she didn't really want it anyway. But the rate was flattering.
Climbing onto the apron, the two would stop to point a finger at another camera. This time, their words had a target: The lovers waiting backstage. "There's no escape! Tonight you're screwed!"
"'CAUSE WE'RE THE PIRATE METAL DRINKING CREW!"/"'CAUSE WE'RE THE PIRATE METAL DRINKING CREW!"/"'CAUSE WE'RE THE PIRATE METAL DRINKING CREW!"
After bending through the ropes (eliciting some amorous whistles in the process) and climbing to the second rope, the captain and her Crew would sing along to the trash talking chorus one more time, leaving her feeling invigorated (and nicely buzzed) when she jumped off and stood over at the far end of the ring. In Terrell's mind, they were even. But she took the initiative to start the match, and they'd come out to her theme song, doing her entrance. So it was her right, really.
Spanish to English Translation
"¡Eres un payaso!" -- "You're such a clown!"
"¡No me odies porque soy hermoso!" -- "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"
"¡No me odies porque soy hermoso!" -- "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"

