Three ways to Hell Match
Winner is determined once they have made the loser go through a forced ejaculation, came in their mouth, and knocked them out for a 10 count in that order.
Aspen wasn't sure what to expect from LAW- but it certainly was not this. A match with a shortstack Jungle Princess -not that he could talk since he was on the diminutive side too- , some sorta royalty that was tryna hog the name of "Jungle", apparently. Well he couldn't let that stand, but did it have to be in such an.. provocative match? There was no way to avoid his dick being exposed to the crowd.. unless he kept it within her at all times.
"Gah!! Why's LAW administration filled with perverts! Pervs! But im gonna win, just you wait!!"
He could do this! He was Rad-WILD, the rocking, shocking, dashing and explosive new wrestler on the scene- just get Saori in his charms, knock her flat and bang, boom, pow! Game over!
One key point he forgot about though, as he traipsed through the corridors.. he had no charm whatsoever. His theme erupted out of the bleachers, and he kicked the door in, letting out a wild roar!
"RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! LAW BETTER BE READY, CAUSE IM GONNA GET WILDDDDDDD!! HEY SAORI!!!!!!! IMMA FUCK YOU UP AND LEAVE YOU RADIOACTIVE!! YOURE GONNA BE CALLIN ME YOUR KING AND YOUR ALPHA!! AWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
With a wild wolf whistle, he'd jump right into the ring- mud pits laced the edges, and tree bark themed turnbuckles lined the ring. There was a woven laurel crown in the middle of the ring, held by the referee, as Aspen strutted around, flexing his biceps. His war paint glimmered a neon green, his figure twisting around and showing off- for a guy, he was quite petite and adorable- but with a good amount of muscle on him!
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