Debut Match: Jobber Joe (D) vs. Drake Benton

[Maledomfan]

The crowd was still on there feet, not for Drake but for Joe, despite looking like a chalk drawing of a crime scene.

"Ugggnnn..." Jobber Joe remained proned on the ground, clearly still rocked from the lariat.

[ScylliasExoter]

Drake continued laughing until he tired himself out. Fortunately for him, Jobber Joe was still prone on the ground.
"Aww buddy, you're looking a little rough. Here, let me help you up."
Drake grabbed Jobber Joe by the arm and pulled him up to his feet in one swift motion. He then wrapped his arms around Joe's torso and pulled him in close belly-to-belly to keep him up. Drake then attempted to fling Joe up and over with a belly-to-belly suplex!

[Maledomfan]

As Joe was being picked up by Drake he had him in a belly to belly position. However before Drake would inevitably throw Joe over him, he tried to fight back by giving him some comedic slaps to the face that did nothing to Drake. Jobber Joe would be flung over Drake, crashing hard to his back before Jobber Joe suprizongly gets up. He held his back like how an old man would after getting a cramp as Jobber Joe leans against the corner, groaning in agonizing pain.

[ScylliasExoter]

Drake walked over to Joe with a haughty step. Seeing him propped up in the corner, Drake wound his right hand back and then swung for Joe’s chest. He delivered a stinging knife edged chop. Drake then did so again. He then put his finger to his mouth and sushed the crowd. The crowd got real quiet as Drake pushed Joe’s head back to get the best angle. Drake then brought hid hand down onto Joe’s chest with a massive overhead chop.

[Maledomfan]

"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!" Jobber Joe would scream out of pain as his screams sounded like the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry....this caused the people in the fromt to get a chuckle as Joe sounded just like the cartoon.

He would get chopped again but this time more louder for Drake to hear the Tom Scream! As Drake would shush the crowd he would give Jobber Joe another massive overhead chop that knocked Joe down to the floor...always the comedic one, Jobber Joe would roll out the ring and begin taking a few drunken like steps before walking all the way to the ramp and doing the Jobber Joe Flop!

Spoiler

[ScylliasExoter]

Drake was throughly enjoying his punishment of Jobber Joe, especially the way he crumpled to his chops.
“You see this, Oscar?!” This is what you looked like when I chopped the shit out of you!”
He chopped Jobber Joe so hard that the Frenchman fell out of the ring. Drake laughed when Joe started walking away and then collapsed.
“Aw nuts,” said Drake to himself after realizing he’d have to haul Joe back into the ring himself. Drake slid out of the ring and went to pick up Joe.

[Maledomfan]

With Joe now laying near the ramps the crowd got a kick out of his flop. Drake would pursue him and pick him up but in a way that made Jobber Joe like a little kid as his shorts were being wedged up!

Spoiler

Truly a funny sight to behold as Jobber Joe was as complacent like a bale of hay.

[ScylliasExoter]

In an impressive display of strength, Drake picked up Joe by his tights and shoved him into the ring with one hand. He slid into the ring, picked Joe up, and shoved his head in between his thighs, readying himself for a powerbomb.
”You fought well… I guess. Came closer to beating me than that bitch Oscar Orelash ever did. But unfortunately, bro, it’s time to end this.”
Drake hoisted Joe up overhead and attempted to slam Joe down with a thunderous powerbomb.

[Maledomfan]

With Jobber Joe no longer able to fight back he was shoved back to the ring by Drake. Drake would set Joe up for one devastating move as he would stuff Joe's head between his thighs and lift him up for a Powerbomb!

However before Jobber Joe would eventually be brought down he would grab something out of his trunks...a mini White Flag as he waved it around much to the laughter of the audience before being brutally slammed. Jobber Joe goes down with a thunderous crash as he was starfished and knocked unconscious by the Powerbomb.

[ScylliasExoter]

Drake chuckled to himself when he saw the white flag. Didn’t make a difference. Drake slammed Joe down onto the ground with a thunderous powerbomb. Drake then planted a boot on Jobber Joe’s chest and flexed as the ref began to count.

ONE!
TWO!