"Tonight, the Court's Mistress rides a moonbeam as she oversees the field of her next battle!"
In a room thick with darkness, a spotlight carved a white pin-point dot on the entrance ramp, which began to grow, like a pool poured onto the vinyl canvas. A brassy gong sounded at the same time as a column of mist toppled from the spotlight, and the drums began to beat.
BUM BUM (clap).
BUM BUM (clap).
Once the fog thinned to mist, Shimmerlace appeared and rose to her feet. She carried a hand drum a bit larger than her head under one arm, which she beat in time with her music while she peered out at tonight's seats and began to shout her song.
The Moon-riding Archfey

Clap your wings and send a tremor through the inky sky!"
Shimmerlace began to dance and hop down the ramp, hitting the drum on BUM and slapping her thigh on (clap).
"I gasped in wonder, my rival to behold
Then I bit your eye and left you cold!"
BUM BUM (clap).
BUM BUM (clap).
"Cry, cry, cry lovely flaming shite!
Weep me a river to paint with light!
I'll sail to the moon, a comet glowing bright,
then arc round and burn your nest to cap the night. COME ON CUNTS! Firebird BURNING BRIGHT--"
The cunts and cuntesses were a leadable crew this evening -- lucky for Shimmerlace, or this would have been an awkward little spot. All the Seelie Maitre had to do was drop them a beat and cue them to clap, and the STOMP STOMP (clap) thundered over everything. Sing them a verse, cue them in, and suddenly Shimmerlace had a chorus singing stupidly along to her diddy. They weren't singing so much as shouting in something like the shape of a melody. By the time they had gotten through the second rendition, Shimmerlace had hopped to the ring apron, jumped to ringside, and hopped a seat on the top rope.
"'Now behind the curtain begins to stir..."
The Feychild lowered her finger down the dark line of the ramp opposite her seat, to the curtain she believed hid her opponent to be.
"'Queen or pauper, tiger, dragon or worm!
Let's see her run, let's see her crawl!
Let's raise her up, then make her fall.
Fly, fly, fly, until we break the sky,
Grab a star, hang on tight,
or fall with the pieces and get buried in this fairy's light."
On this last line, Shimmerlace pointed straight up--and pink smoke gouted from her sleeve. Sparks erupted, and a tiny firecracker exploded over the ring. The lights dimmed, and a sizzle filled the arena, and pink sparks formed the outline of a grinning rabbit face.
