Outmatched in Oil Audition Thread (Oil Catfight Tourney Qualifiers)

[FreestylePoet]

Hi all! This thread is a companion to the JAV-inspired Oil Catfight Tourney event, which I have tentatively titled Outmatched in Oil. See the linked post for rules and details. Outmatched in Oil is likely to start at some point in September but may begin slightly earlier depending on logistics.

Since we have more than 8 interested users, the event team and I have decided to create "qualifiers" of sorts. However, instead of writing a qualifier match, users will write a short promo for their character according to a prompt below. If you do not complete a promo, you will not be eligible for the event. Moreover, completing a promo may not guarantee your selection for the event, as we may get more than 8 responses.

Haven't signed up yet? That's fine! The original thread was just to gauge interest. Participation in this thread will constitute your "official" signup for the event, regardless of whether or not you commented on the original thread. You can also still comment on the original thread, I guess. Up to you. Just make sure you post here.

The Prompt
Starship, an in-universe company that sells and produces JAVs (Japanese Adult Videos, basically the name for porn produced in Japan), has a popular sexfighting video series called Outmatched in Oil. Each video features an oil wrestling tournament using the rules written in the original thread. They have partnered with LAW to co-produce an Outmatched in Oil tournament starring LAW wrestlers.

Cut a promo/audition tape for the character you are entering. Your character will be filming a video to send to Starship, showing them why they should be "cast" in this Outmatched in Oil tournament. Ideas might include a standard "talking to the camera" type promo, them just acting lewd on cam, a highlight reel of previous matches, etc. Whatever you think your character would send to Starship. Be creative with it!

Requirements

• Post your promos in this thread as replies.
• Your promo can be as long or as short, as lewd or as vanilla, as serious or as funny as you want. Write what fits your character and what you enjoy!
• You will not be judged for entry based on the quality of your writing. Like most qualifiers for LAW events, this is largely just to ensure that participants are engaged and active users. Have fun with it!
• You're not locked into the character you mentioned earlier, if you posted in the original thread. You can use whoever you want.
• You have a soft deadline of one month from this post, aka August 17th, 2023. This is a super soft deadline and is dependent on interest. If we start getting towards that deadline and you need more time, just ping me and I will almost certainly approve it.

Reach out to me via Discord DM or site PM for any questions!

@RedShinigami @Bearhug Goddess @Malkavia @ReneeCockyUndercard @Yugo @Rymiscuius @SuckerPunch @deezcastforms @CaptainL @SRG @pu-level-up @Vc0m @lyannapelon @Flamintree @Bare @TheManVan

^ spoiler tagged pings apparently don't work so imma try this. this is everybody who's expressed interest in the earlier thread or over DMs. sorry if you got pinged twice.

[ReneeCockyUndercard]

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Fuse’s music started play as she made her way down to the ring. She would bring along a translator as even though LAW is a Japanese based company, some English viewers needed to know what she’s saying. She entered the ring and was given a mic to do her promo. Her translator also was given a mic to provide the translations to the English-speaking audience.

「こんにちは、LAW、そしてセクシーファンの皆さん。私はこの会社に与えられた素晴らしい機会についてお話しするためにここに来ました。」

Translator: “Hello LAW and all you sexy fans. I am here to tell you about a great opportunity that was bestowed upon this company.”

「皆さんご存知のとおり、Starship は LAW と提携して、8 人の LAW スーパースターをフィーチャーした Outmatched in Oil トーナメントをお届けします!」

Translator: “As you all know, Starship has partnered with LAW to bring you an Outmatched in Oil Tournament featuring 8 LAW Superstars!”

The crowd cheered. Fans of Starship and Outmatched in Oil brings out the best entertainment for the viewers and with Starship partnering with LAW only made it more of a watch.

「私と私が出場した試合をご存知だと思いますが、私はこれらの性的で猥褻な試合をするのが大好きです。しかし、これは8人のLAWスターにのみ与えられるチャンスです。」

Translator: “With you knowing me and the matches I’ve been in, I’m a fan of doing these sexual and lewd matches. But this is an opportunity that’s only given to 8 LAW stars.”

「だからこそ、ファンの皆さんには、LAWとスターシップの両方に私をそのトーナメントに参加させるよう説得してもらいたいのです。私がトーナメントに参加するのを手伝ってくれたら、私は競争相手全員のパンティを手に持ったまま、競争を支配し、トップになることを約束します！」

Translator: “That’s why I need you fans to go and convince both LAW and Starship to put me in that tournament. Once you help me get into the tournament, I can promise you that I’ll dominate the competition and come out on top while holding onto every single competitors panties in my hand!”

Fuse’s music would play again as she set the mic down and rolled out of the ring. The crowd were somewhat moved to have Fuse enter the Outmatched in Oil Tournament. Fuse, however, knew she had to train hard if she makes it to the bracket. She’s letting fate decide if she’s in or out.

[deezcastforms]

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The image of Ai Hayasaka on the screen was not live footage, the tech savvy blonde opened her promo with footage from her debut, and to date, only LAW match. The camera moved to Ai's opponent for that match, Carmelita de Leon, who was about to go on a rant that was now known throughout LAW as a legendary copypasta, "I'm sorry...did you actually just TALK to me? Clearly...you don't know your place. I'm not here to be your friend, I'm here to kick your ass, you're here to be my punching bag and footstool. I don't care WHO you are, WHERE you're from, or WHAT you wanna do with yourself. What you're GOING to do is suffer at the hands of someone who lies at the pinnacle of wrestling, someone who is CLEARLY better than you...and just to help your stupid, underdeveloped brain figure that out, it's ME...I'M BETTER THAN YOU. So next time you wanna just randomly TALK to someone, remember the pecking order and know your place, got it?"

Then, the footage cut to why Carmelita's words had been turned into a meme; Ai, posing with her arms up behind her head and her legs spread wide in a facesit over the Spaniard's face, leaving the arrogant, antagonistic, narcissist moaning in lust beneath the blonde's body. Carmelita was so aroused that she all but stopped resisting and tried to reach for her own crotch until she passed out beneath Ai. Once Carmelita was unconscious, the former maid rubbed the lips of her pussy on her mouth as a goodbye kiss before the footage cut.

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Hayasaka herself then appeared on camera, clearly naked, though covering herself with a towel, "I did that to Carmelita dry, clothed, and Standard," said Ai. Her voice was different from the peppy and cold tones that she had switched between in her match. This voice was sultry, seductive,... sexy. "Just imagine... naked... oiled... hentai. Oh the things I could do to those women. And that's not the only thing you won't have to imagine anymore if you let me in." Ai moved her hand out from underneath her towel, pushing it forward enough to tease, but not enough to actually give anything away as her other arm kept the towel pinned to her body, and waved. "Bye."

[Bearhug Goddess]

Now it was Willow's turn to come on stage so she could introduce herself after applying for a competition. Her theme accompanied her in her walk and the demon walked towards the ring, dressed in a simple swimsuit, an outfit that she would surely use in this competition for her entries because the fights were done naked.
She grabbed a microphone from the commentary table before stepping into the ring and looking around at the spectators and the cameras. She displayed a mischievous smile and looking at one of the main cameras, convinced that the one she was looking at was the one displayed on the screen.

Willow

"Hello LAW!~ I'm Willow Lovelace but you can call me Wilove or mommy !~"

The woman spoke with a very pronounced French accent, however that didn't bother her and continued talking.

"I'm still new to LAW, I probably haven't proven myself to some people so I have to tell you my intentions..."

She took the microphone away from her mouth for a few seconds so she could sigh and close her eyes. When her eyes reopened, a small heart could be seen on her retina. She looked at the new camera that was filming her and leaned slightly towards her, still smiling mischievously at her as if she was playing with the realist who controlled all the cameras.

"I came to LAW to find a woman who was much more powerful than me, much more enduring, much more...dominant...~ I certainly didn't have many matches at LAW but I think the matches I could have are enough to have an opinion on the hentai division..."

Willow frowned and straightened up before stomping her foot on the ring mat, showing she wasn't happy with her LAW debut.

"My opponents were all weak! I came here to lose and fight in a fierce and loving fight against a woman who seeks to surpass me!... That's why I would also like to join Starship, their match seems to me exciting and then..."

She resumed a rather seductive pose, looking at the camera lovingly, stroking her cheek with her free hand, imagining herself already being abused by a female wrestler before being abused in her turn until orgasm.

"And then... Maybe I'll find the first woman capable of defeating me ?... Maybe..."

She now had to finish what she had to say and before leaving the ring, she resumed putting the microphone back to her mouth to say one last thing.

"Oh! Just because I want to lose doesn't mean I'm going to let it go! On the contrary, I will give everything I have and all my opponents will join my harem... As a submissive~"

She laughed lightly and waved her hand from left to right, she put the microphone back on the commentary table before returning to the locker room, hopping because she was quite satisfied with her first interaction with a microphone. Now, there was only to hope that she was part of the select.

[pu-level-up]

A PROMOTIONAL NUDE OIL SCRIMMAGE MATCH BETWEEN SPARKLING IDOL BARBARA AND NATALIA THE DREAM

As the lights flickered on over the pink-colored oil pit, it illuminated two beautiful fully-nude fighters standing proudly in the middle of the ring. Their curves glistened in the light, highlighting their incredibly fit and toned forms, reflecting off their abs and shining off their perfect skin. Right on cue, the two fighters turned to face each other, the shorter blonde glaring straight at the taller brunette, blue eyes meeting with sparks flying in between their gaze. The two fighters stepped right up to each other's faces, hot bodies pressing together, breasts mashing together as they prepared to face off in their "friendly" oiled scrimmage match!

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[RedShinigami]

After some various and creative promos from all the hot girls that wanted to participate, finally it was time for Finella Edelstein, one of LAWs most badass wrestlers to hit the screen. Her theme "Hellraiser" started to play and holding a mic to her lips, the wolf began to sing.
Finella:

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The Song:

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She decided to be a true rockstar and go out on the stage shirtless, after all, Finella Edelstein was known for many things but not her modesty. Her big breasts, oiled and glistening, right for the occasion, jiggled and bounced with every move she made, every pump of her gloved fist and every vocal she sang in her strong and loud voice.

When the music faded, the Hellraiser threw devil horns in the air. "Hellooooo J...A...V!", she shouted, her breasts jumping up and down as she pumped the devil horns into the air with every letter shouted. "I heard you have a little tournament planned with hot chicks, oil and lots of fucking...", the Hellraiser mentioned and checked her black nails with an almost bored expression. She grabbed a beer from a sixpack located at her feet and popped it open with the mic that gave a shrill scream which did'nt sound healthy at all.

The bountiful austrian gulped the liquor down, streams of golden liquid dropping from the corner of her mouths onto her breasts, as she threw the empty bottle away, wiping her mouth that showed a wide, wolfish grin now. "That has my fucking name written all over it. So listen bitches, I will say it just...one...time...", she said with low growl as she came closer to the camera, grabbing it and looking directly into the lense.
"You better call back or I will and that won't be pretty. Oiso, reißts eich zsaum es Schwaunzlutscha oda I moch eich auf wia a Tschickpackl...understand?"

Finella then pressed her lips onto the camera, leaving behind thick, black lipstick as she walked into position and raised her arm once again, the mic to her lips.
"JAV....Let's...raise...some...oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!", she shouted and dropped her mic, grabbing another beer and turned around with a wave.
"See ya there, basterds!"

[LowDefinition]

Theme

Annette

A video plays out with a theme plays out, flashing lights along with detailed zoom in view of naked woman showed in slow glimpse. A view of her back along with a sight of a long blonde hair. Followed up with a close up of her confident smile as the theme paused. "LAW x Starship, you ready?" She let out an enticing whisper as the video blacks out and transitioned with the music continues.

Compilation of magazine cover and gravure shots of Dangerous Double Tatsumis then showed on the screen, with more emphasis towards Annette. Along with the compilation, clips of her dominant moments in LAW especially ones that have the lewd undertones showed. Along with a never seen before, a training montage of Annette with the girls of Platinum Sky (Except Yuzuha, she's not even present in the montage). It mostly consists of Annette applying bearhugs, spanks, stretches that are more meant to humiliate, and even lewd rendition of traditional moves to other girls. Closing the montage with a sight of nude ladies, ass red, sweating heavily, and Annette walking away from the premise, humming in delight and telling them that she looks forward for more.

Right after the montage, it then showed clips of close ups on Annette applying some oily substances all over her nude body. Her skin glistening reflecting the lights. The view made sure that it catches how jiggly her breasts and rear are. The closing shot was a full body shot of her sitting in an enticing pose as the camera rotates around her. Grinning in confidence as another close up to her face. "Will I be Outmatched in Oil? Naaah, whoever faces me will." She let out in confidence as the video snaps to black along with the end of the song.

[Kookio]

The camera turns on as Yoko was standing bent over towards the Camera, her hands adjusting the Camera's angle towards her and making sure the focus was just right for the video. After she fully adjusted the camera to have the right, she ran back in which the viewer would be able to see her in an empty room with nothing but her and a punch test machine. Yoko was wearing her sailor uniform that consisted of a short blouse and a sailor's hat. The way she stood stiff as a board made it obvious that the girl was not used to making promo's at all, even the camera could see that the sailor girl was sweating bullets.

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"Um. Hi. My name is Yoko Hinode and this is um. My promo for why I should be in the Oil Catfight Tourney Qualifiers. Or is this the qualifiers and I am signing up for the Tourney..?"

She took a few awkward steps towards the punch test machine.

"Now um. I am going to punch this Punch test machine to show off my strength... Which is um... What I think is my best trait as a fighter."

She bowed towards the screen once and then turned around towards the machine, reeling back her arm. Once her arm was reeled back, her muscles bulged out as she prepared a full power punch towards the machine. Raising one foot in the air and stomping it down loudly, she swung her arm and fist around and slammed it into the machine with thunderous force! But of course since she was nervous, not everything would go according to plan.

Not only did she punch the back, her arm would go through and punch the glass screen as well, completely knocking the machine over because it was not bolted to the ground with a large, "CRASH!!!"

Yoko took a few steps back, her hands on her mouth in shock in the background, a male's voice could be heard getting closer.

"Yokooo?? What was that loud crash!?

"Oh shit-"

She said to herself before scrambling desperately to the camera.

"Well um... That was why I should be picked to be in the tournament. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope to um... See you in the tournament! Byyeeeee-" She spoke with nervous haste, her eyes constantly shifting to the side to see if her father would break into the room. Then in the background to the side, a big burly man nearly twice the size of Yoko slammed the door open.

"YOKO!"

"OH FU-"

The video ended.

[Bare]

The soft crashing of waves was heard as the camera came into focus, displaying a beautiful beach at sunset, the soft, warm orange light reflecting off the waves and creating a picturesque image. One that many would kill to experience first hand... and it would only be made even better. Strutting into frame with a perfected model walk was a tall, dark skinned, almost god like beauty. Wearing an outfit that was as glorious as the sunset behind her with how revealing it was and how perfectly the white bikini that matched and hugged her frame displayed her.

Spoiler

All that was wrong was the look of sheer arrogance and smugness displayed on the woman's face as she arched her back, pressing her chest out and tossing her hair back, blatantly flaunting what she knew she had before focusing the full force of her intense gaze on the camera. "Well, well, well..." She said in a smooth as velvet, aristocratic sounding english accent that was somehow as beautiful as her body. "An oil based, catfight tourney, finally something I can.. sink my teeth into." She said coyly, flashing her pearly whites with a suggestive look before continuing... While also running her hands slowly down her body.

"It won't be my first time, and I guarantee it won't be my last." She said with a wink, the video feed briefly cutting to show her in similar type of videos from her... previous work. Largely adult film companies based out of Europe, and all the clips showed Cleo absolutely dominating her opponents for just over thirty seconds before cutting back to her. "Now.. I'll be honest I don't have much more to say, after all you know what they say, actions speak louder than words, and I mean really, just look at me, if Starship is as eager for business as I've heard.. heh, this is a no brainer." Cleo siad, stretching once more and doing a quick spin to show off her backside as well before looking over her shoulder.

"Of course.. if there needs to be any extra convincing..." Cleo said, reaching behind her and undong the clasp of her top, letting it fall to her feet, showing her bare back, before turning... her chest being blinded from the video by the sun and shadow it casted over her. "Now.. I'll be waiting for the call." She said with a wink as the video then cut out on that mother of all cliff hangers.

[shanecawf]

The arena went dark before a red spotlight beamed down on the entrance. Music started to play

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Out came Julia Ingrum, one of LAW's nastiest heels, wearing her usual leather corset, high waisted one piece along with long leather boots and gloves.

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However she wasn't alone. She was standing at the entrance with two leashes in her hand and behind the curtains was two more girls.

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Julia would yank the leashes out of the curtains and out came two of LAW'S biggest Jobbers Yuki Oringang and Saya Endo! Julia began walking down the ramp, pulling the two on their hands and knees, walking them as if they were her pets.

She would make it to the ring where she would easily pick each one up, sitting them on the apron before rolling them into the ring. Julia would grab a microphone from the announcer's table and climb her way into the ring as well. She would stand in the center with Yuki on her left and Saya on her right, both girls kneeling obediently at her side.

Julia would bring the mic to her lips and say "Hello LAW! I heard we are doing some sexy oil wrestling event! Who's excited!?!" She would ask, getting a loud cheer from the crowd. "Now I know I'm out here, and a lot of you would like to see me take place in this kind of match, but unfortunately, I just don't feel like it... BUT! I Brought to you the next very best thing! These two cute jobbers, who love to get dominated seem like a great gift to this event, and I am hoping to see one of them get absolutely dominated, or prove to everyone that they actually can put up a fight! SO! With that being said... I'm going to have a little contest here to see who is the more requested participant! She would suddenly yank Saya up to her feet by the leash, grabbing her and pulling her off of her feet and into her arms for a brutal bearhug.

Julia would squeeze Saya tightly in her arms. "Lets hear it for Saya! Who wants to see Saya in the Oil wrestling event?!?" Julia would shout getting quite a lot of cheers from the crowd. Julia would see how loud the crowd got, squeezing Saya tightly in her bearhug. Julia planned on making Saya pass out in the bearhug, waiting to see how long and loud the crowd cheered for her. Once Saya passed out, Julia would place her down on the mat, picking the mic up again.

"Well! That was quite the cheer for her wasn't it!?" She would ask. "Lets see about Yuki!" Julia would say as she got behind Yuki and placed her into an abdominal stretch, showing off the brown haired girl's body to the crowd. The crowd cheered loudly, even louder then they did for Saya. Julia could tell right away that Yuki was the preferred participant. She would hold the abdominal stretch for a few more moments, even going as far as using her free hand to get the microphone. "Looks like we have our winner!" Julia would say into the mic before dropping it. She would keep the hold going as she used her free hand to grope Yuki, Forcing her to look at her before kissing her deeply and forcefully, keeping her in the hold until she passed out as well.


After a few minutes, Julia would release Yuki, letting her fall to the mat. She would grab the microphone and be silent for a moment as the crowd cheered on her domination. She would put a finger to her lips, shushing the crowd. "Quiet... Their sleeping..." Julia would say quietly into the mic.She would pace around the ring, stopping behind each girl, giving their butts a teasing spank. They still didn't wake up. Julia would then come back to the center of the ring, right between them.

"You know what LAW?... I Changed my mind! I wanna participate in this event!!! If you wanna see me dominate the beautiful women in this event, they better call me back! If not... After the incredible show I just gave you!... Someones gonna have to pay... Probably these two cuties..." She would say as she pointed towards both girls that were unconscious on either side of her. She would drop the mic before she would then lift both girls, putting them over her shoulders. She would pose for pictures for a moment before walking out of the arena as her music started playing