
Tarred and Feathered Match: Winner will dunk loser first into a vat of tar, then into a vat of feathers, each of which sit side by side on the western ringside.
Week the third after Fight the Law 2. Tokyo, Arena 1-B—one of the larger facilities at the site, complete with a titantron and facilities for more...gimmicky matches.
Ringside, steam rose from one of two vats, one of which is filled with sticky, melted pine tar. Seated on an electric heater, staff kept it bubbling at forty five degrees Celsius—a hot bath indeed. Its steel twin, likewise five feet in height, carried a much more inviting bed of cotton-like down.
As the match was about to begin, something begins to lower from the ceiling like a man-sized spider from its black-rope spidersilk. As it settled into center ring, the crowd began to make out the features of what turned out to be a man-sized origami rabbit wearing a silky black coat and a large rubber chicken's beak over its snout. From the speakers, a voice called out:
"There once was a Ring Rabbit,
Colours drear like nun's habit.
Fight, cut, or fuck,
she's not had much luck,
But tonight, at least, she'll manage like chicken to cluck."
A beat of silence passed, and then the rabbit began at first to sag, as if the poor creature had developed a wee tummy ache. Then its gut began to smoke, the flame gouted, and shortly thereafter pink smog billowed up and out and over the ring, covering all with a Seelie mist. From its depths rose the Seelie Scion.
"TOP OF THE MORNING. Cunts. And. Cuntesses...of the Eastern Hemisphere."
Grinning as she raised her arms, Shimmerlace scanned the audience. Here and there sit the Coterie gems, pink nerds and geeks and marks there with their rabbit ears and fairy wings. Fewer in number, now, than once they were, but. Fuck 'em twice as hard then. What was not as sparse as predicted were the seats as a whole. For a daytime Young Lioness spot, this lapine faceoff attracted a crowd. Eleanor's sensual scuffle against the Marauder must have made an impression. Shimmerlace's jaw tightened.
As the Seelie mist cleared, the rabbit was gone, but the rubber chicken beak remained, lonely on the mat. Shimmerlace picked it up, gave it a flick, a quick shiver of magician's fingers, and then made it vanish. Having thus prepared her ammunition, she returned to her corner and awaited her opponent.