A bad case of Sailor's mouth: Mandy Cannons and Patty O'Connor

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Mandy grinned from ear to ear as she marched around backstage. She might have gotten in trouble for giving that Alice shrimp a gash in her head like that- but she didn't care! She won her first match and felt like a queen... no, a captain. A captain of a mighty pirate galleon! She felt powerful! Perhaps that's why she was seeking out this Patty O'Connor woman despite all the warnings she was given to avoid her.

Mandy heard through the gossip tree that this Irish chick managed to kick Oscar's ass in a spar and smelled a possible opportunity to make some... powerful business friends. Patting a wad of money in her pocket to make sure her 'business proposal' was safe, she started calling out for this wrestling chick.

"Hey!! Where can I find Patty O'Connor? I wanna talk with her and it's super, super important!"

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Patty had recently finished a match of hers that ended with the opponent being slammed into unconsciousness and so she was doing the next logical thing of any successful wrestler. Having a well deserved drink. Patty was on her third ale of the night when she heard someone come into catering that was apparently looking for her. She looked over and did not recognize the face, but then again it was tough to leave an impression on the Irishwoman.

She was ready to ignore her when she mentioned it being super important. Giving a long sigh, she thought she might as well see what all the fuss was about and took her bottle of ale and wandered over to the young woman. "Oi, lass. What's with the shouting? Trying to enjoy me booze in peace here. Had two matches in a row, so ain't looking for a third. You got sixty seconds to explain why yer interrupting my me time here."

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Mandy put on a totally not fake smile as she walked over to Patty.

"Heeey you! So- I'll be brief. I hear you threw hands with Oscar Orelash. Big dude, red hair, dumb as rocks? Well! I sort of have... beef with him and I was wondering if you spotted any weaknesses in how he fights? Physical? Mental? Anything is good. I can pay pretty well for it too... what do you say?"

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Despite her reputation of being tough, she did in fact remember Oscar, as he had been one of the few that managed to lift her off her feet and maintain that feat for a time, earning him an autograph after that spar. But to what scam this loudmouth was running, she was not exactly pleased with. Trying to buy her way to finding out about another wrestler just rubbed her the wrong way.

"Listen here, lass, ye think ye can just buy yer way ta the top around here? It's folks like ya that really simmer me ta high heavens. Ye want ta find out somethin about someone, face him yerself if it's such a big deal to ya. Now then, if that's all ye wanted, I have another drink callin' me name, okay? Now how about ye go on and buzz off, sound good?"

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"If I could I would've already but I'm told he's not allowed any more fights. Something about his focus being made on preparing for some 'big important fight for the company' or some crap"

Mandy made air quotes with her fingers near the end of her spiel, scoffing at Patty's response with an arrogant tone. She slipped a hand into her pocket and would take out a 1000 yen bill, waving it in front of Patty... for all her promises of good pay for the info, this was about enough to buy two snacks from a vending machine

"Oh come on, Patty, I know wrestlers live off of table scraps in this business. You just live off of the teeny paychecks you get and make do with what you got. This is the chance to actually eat something HOT and WARM. C'mon... be a smart gal. Tell me what you know"

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Patty was about to just turn and leave Mandy standing there, but then the pirate decided to show her cards....which came in the form of a thousand yen bill. Patty was still relatively new to the economics of LAW and Japan, but she knew this was worth squat here. She had done some muscle for hire business early on in her career, but felt she had moved past that blight on her career, leaving her fuming.

"Ye really think I would work for scraps? Lass, ye must really be new here if ye think that kind of pocket change would convince anyone ta do a damn thing for ya? Now why don't ye just shoo off before I decide ta really get angry." A vein was starting to form in Patty's head at Mandy's attitude and her thinking that she would be able to buy her off, especially against a promising talent like Oscar.

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Mandy would blink back at Patty before narrowing her eyes and baring her teeth at the Irish slamazon. Something most people would consider pure suicide for doing as Mandy spat back at Patty.

"Well FINE! Be like that! Enjoy having lucky charms for dinner again, IDIOT! I hope you choke on them!"

With possibly the most idiotic and downright offensive response to a threat for the decade, Mandy would let out a huff and spin around on the heels of her feet before trying to storm off, thinking things were just going to end there...

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As Mandy would glare back at the Irish giant, her fuse would be getting shorter and shorter with every comment that she had made. Yes, she had quite the temper and was easily provoked, but what got on her nerves even more was someone trying to take shortcuts in life, like how Mandy was trying to get ahead by finding out anything she could about Oscar for whatever reason.

Then, when she delivered the Lucky Charms comment, the straw finally snapped and before Mandy knew what was going on, she was several feet up in the air as Patty had grabbed her and lifted her high in a gorilla press. With the crowd of talent clearing the way from the imminent brawl, Patty threw the crass corsair several feet in the direction of the catering tables!

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Mandy would yelp as Patty grabbed ahold of her and held her upright in an impressive display of strength! The Corsair would immediately start to panic and flail about- trying to free herself.

"W-what are you doing!? Put me down you ape!!"

Mandy's wish would be granted- just now as she'd hope as the slamazon would hurl the big- mouthed Corsair into the catering tables, leaving her covered in assorted snacks, dip, and whatever else could've been on it!

"AAGGHH!!"

Mandy would shriek out in pain as she rolled off the table and onto the floor- clutching her back from the impact and left at Patty's mercy for now...

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As Mandy crashed into the tables and created quite the mess, security would quickly arrive on scene, trying to get between Patty and protect Mandy from further harm, but one glare would freeze the two guards in place, allowing the Irishwoman to brush past them and grab Mandy again, this time by the hair and yanked her up to her feet.

The Slamazon would swing Mandy into the nearest wall, keeping her pinned by the throat and dangling her several feet in the air before beginning to deliver a series of hard punches to her core. "Wanna make another remark about me diet, lass? Wanna think all I eat is junk and no protein? Keep this up and we'll be seeing what you've been having soon enough!"