Dropped D

The LAW fans had been enjoying another night of fun and violence, when an unfamiliar sound begun to play over the loudspeakers. It was music, yes, but it wasn't the theme of any LAW superstar, or even a popular song. To add to the buzz beginning to fill the air, on the entrance ramp was a set up involving a base guitar, an electric guitar, and a microphone stand. Suddenly three women, one red haired, one blue, and one green, walked onto the stage, causing some fans in the audience to cheer as the realized who the group was! The three women were wearing leather jackets with a logo on the back that read "Dropped D!" Aside from that, however, the three of them only had underwear on, which only served to peak the interest of the LAW crowd even more. Finally, the three women took their place, the red haired and dirtiest looking one at the mic, the blue haired and oldest looking one at the base, and the green and youngest looking one at the guitar. The red haired one then flipped her long crimson hair back, signaling for the other two to begin playing their instruments as she began to sing. During this performance, the trio, especially the red haired one, swung their hips to and fro in a seductive manner, with the lead singer almost treating her mic stand as a stripper pole! During the mid point of the song, the girls began to slowly take off their jackets, revealing that they were wearing nothing but lingerie! This, combined with the red head slowly licking the top of her mic stand in an obvious innuendo, got a massive pop from the crowd! Shortly after, the trio concluded their performance and began to walk down to the ring, the sexy singer carrying her mic stand over her shoulder. While the blue haired one simply looked straight ahead at the ring and the red haired one began to spout some words at a nearby camera, the green haired one stayed behind a little to hi five some fans on her way down! When the trio got into the ring, the singer held her mic stand up in the center of the ring as the blue and greened haired ladies climbed to the middle turnbuckles on either side of her, the younger one pumping her hands up and down in an excited manner. After this, the singer sat her mic down again as her band mates descended from the turnbuckles and stood by her.
"Thank you!" the red haired girl shouted happily into the mic as the crowd cheered once more for the sensual performance.
"To all you wrestling fans who are now seeing us for the first time, and two you music fans who have been hiding under a rock this past year, allow us to introduce ourselves!"
The green haired one then excitedly jumped over to the mic, "I am Makoto Tanaguchi!"
The blue haired one then walked over and in an refined voice said, "I am Saki Yamada,"
The red haired one then took the mic back, "And I am Rin Suzuki! And we are-"
Makoto and Saki then leaned into the mic, the three girls speaking in unison.
"DROPPED D!!!"
"Now some of you might be wondering 'What are these three girls in underwear doing in a wrestling ring?' Well you see, it's simple. We love making music, we love preforming in front of great audiences like you fans here in LAW, and we love to get dirty!"
The crowd cheered once more as Rin made a v with her hand and licked it.
"But it seems the Japanese music industry won't let us do all these things! They say 'You can't sing these songs!' and 'You can't shake her hips like that!' and worst of all they say 'You can't wear something like that on stage!'"
The audience then booed at being told that they were deprived of an act like Double D for so long.
"So we said okay... if we can't do what we want on stage, we'll do what we want in the ring!"
The crowd cheered at this display of defiance on part of Dropped D. Rin waited for them to quiet down for a bit before continuing.
"Another thing you might be thinking is that a band like us doesn't stand a chance against these wrestler types. You might think that we're not experienced enough, or tough enough, or strong enough. How can we stand a chance against people who weigh more than the three of us combined?"
This sentence seemed to really shake up Makoto, whose confidence noticeably faded with every statement Rin made about the potential mismatch. Annoyed at her friend's lack of courage, Rin gave Makoto a little shove.
"Come on Makoto, that was just a figure of speech. We weigh nearly 400 pounds together! I doubt anyone we face will weigh that much!"
This declaration helped calm Makoto a little, although she did seem to still be a little nervous.
"That actually brings me to my next point! Sure maybe we would struggle in a one on one contest against these brutes, but we're not alone! We have something that very few people in this company have, unity and teamwork! You mess with one of us, believe me, you mess with all of us! So I say bring it on! If any of you wrestlers think you can teach this group of "cocky musicians" a lesson, then come on out here! We'll be waiting,"
With that the trio turned away from the audience and too the entrance ramp to see who, if anyone, would accept their open challenge.
