We Are LAW 5 - Press Conference

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Countdown to We Are LAW 5

February 1st
“With Apex announced I’m not surprised this card is large. Seems no company has been able to wind down big event’s anymore. Wouldn’t surprise me if this ended up being a 2 night event.” Robin looked at the tentative card for the PPV after she had been informed that more were on the way and it looked big. More work for her but that meant LAW would be paying them extra for all the talking she would be doing. “Can someone get me an actual drink not some random bottle of crappy water?” She just wished that she didn’t have to share it all with Jenna and Tammy. For two girls laid to debate most of those debates were simply arguments dressed up as debates and Robin had grown sick of it. But a job was a job and this paid almost as much as wrestling while keeping her informed on the newest talent and without having to put herself at risk.

“We’re starting soon. Is Tammy in place?” “She ran off 2 minutes ago she should be there now if she didn’t get lost on the way.” Helpful as usual. But the thing came on and Tammy was on it in place with a mic in her hand. Robin knew that meant she was ready and right on time. With little else needed they got in place and went live. “Good evening all you LAWful fans! It’s February so as you know it means it’s time to get ready for the 5th edition of We Are LAW! With the Openweight title being announced this PPV is considered for many to be the start of the long treck to the companies greatest prize. Who will get a foot in the door first? Who will make a name for themselves this year? More importantly where will you be when the wrestlers of this great company make history?! Titles will be defended, Apex qualifiers will be starting, debuts will come, and dare I say I heard we have champions fighting champions? Who would miss that?! Not you I bet! Why don’t we break things down for them Robin.”

Tammy’s role finished and Robins began sitting in place while Jenna sat next to her she knew what to say. She planned it out long enough. “As LAW gets ready for the biggest event of the year know that we will make sure that every single one of you knows just what to expect from the great wrestlers in the world. Starting with the undercard and moving our way up every single match will be covered so that everyone knows what’s at stake and who the main players are. We have many announcements to get through so without further ado Jenna take us through the first few matches on the card.”

So it begins again.

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Selene Sugar vs Dixie Clemets

“The card starts off with a match that you won’t want to look away from in Selene Sugar fighting Dixie Clemets, and yes I do mean you do not want to look away from it because if you do it’s possible you might miss the action. Selene matches don’t last much beyond the 5 minute mark assuming they even get there.” “Selene’s record stands at a total of 15 wins and zero losses, and clocking in the total minutes of those matches Selene only barely has an hour's worth of match time because of her style which sees her rush through the match like she’s speed running a game.” “Selene is a big girl who also happens to move quickly, and everyone she faces finds that out soon enough when the first thing she does is charge right at you and starts hitting every move she can possibly do in record time. No wasted seconds exist in her match to the point that the average match time when she’s in is 4:35.” “Because of her style she forces her opponent to either fight like she does or get destroyed, so she usually isn’t squashing her opponents but when she does it’s a shocking sight. Just ask girls like Alisha Grace what happens when you face her trying to be careful, poor thing barely got a hit in before she was taken down. Her list of opponents is vast, she’s taken on handicap matches and won over girls like the smother twins, beaten fellow heavyweights like Marlee Jackson and former no. 1 Heavyweight champion contender Grace Kenning, to beating girls of smaller weight classes like Arma-Gil-O. It doesn’t matter what kind of opponent you are Selene fights you all the same and so far her results are showing this strategy to work out. Though one noticeable problem is stamina is her weakness, matches that tend to go on longer show that Selene is feeling just as tired as her opponent. If someone can draw the match out they stand a better chance against her because she’s close to empty from putting her feet on the gas.” “The problem is she’s so big and strong that it takes a herculean effort to get that far. How can you avoid a fighter who moves like Selene? Well if anyone can find an answer it might be another former contender for the Heavyweight championship.”

“Selene may be one of the newest additions to LAW but Dixie has been here almost since the beginning and has established her name facing some of the best LAW has to offer in her time here despite not having as many matches as Selene, every match has been a high profile as fitting the cowgirl who has done as much as she has done.” “Having wrestled across the states and in many other promotions Dixie joined LAW and started facing off against all time greats, one of those being Aliana Sanders who she had a long running feud with starting with the debut match that Dixie ended up winning. Sanders would get the win back next time around and eventually won the feud but Dixie made her work for it in each battle. She didn’t stop with Aliana either as she held an impressive victory over Karen Starring, being the first girl to beat her in LAW. If you know anything about the inaugural Last Woman Standing tournament winner you know that is not an easy fear.” “Her highest profile match was early in LAW history when she took on and nearly beat Heavyweight champion Linda Halloween for Linda’s championship, another battle that saw Linda limping away despite being the winner. Dixie has a few more losses than wins but her matches are must-see and those losses speak more on the skill of the winners than Dixie lack of talent.” “When you only fight the cream of the crop, you can expect that the record won’t show just the kind of badass you are. Dixie has found a new edge in LAW and once she’s sharpened it the wins will come pouring in. Selene has impressed but if you ask me she’s shown the world every trick she has once she starts fighting bigger names she will start being exposed as someone who gasses themselves out too quickly.” “While I don’t find Selene’s strategy to be the most efficient in the long term I think treating her like an inept one trick pony is exactly why so many have fallen. No one is as simple as that in LAW.” “You can’t expect Jenna to be fair on stuff like this Robin. What we can expect is that Selene might be in for her toughest match yet and the fans don’t want to miss her first potential loss or her greatest victory over the powerful Texan.”

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Yoro Yobi vs Peggy Mcintyire

“A lot of history with this one, the next match will see the cute Peggy McIntyire a long time fan favorite at LAW, taking on Yoro Yobi of the Enclave.” “If you watched us last year you remember when the leader of the Enclave and her two cronies interrupted the conference for an unscheduled interview.” “That fucking bitch still owes us an apology for thinking she can just show up whenever.” “Thankfully security has been updated to make that kind of interference unlikely and on that day Emaline did go on to win her match so now her lackey, the girl who seems too nice to be friends with Ema will be trying to take down one of the Enclave’s biggest rivals.” “We’ve talked about Peggy before, the plucky redhead had met Berserk Liger at Fight the LAW in a beach match, a match that was a must win for both girls who have had a bit of trouble finding the path to victory.” “A match which Peggy lost, being the first girl to lose to Liger on PPV is not the kind of impression you want to make.” “You said last time you were more impressed with Liger’s new attitude why is it a bad thing to lose to her now?” “I was, but Tammy the fact remains that she was a loser before she got that new attitude, and Peggy didn’t impress me before so she’s lower in my standing now.” “Peggy’s loss to Liger thanks to brass knuckles was not the impression the girl wanted to make in California but she’s not one to let that bother her and said post match how she still planned to keep climbing.” “I notice you brought up the brass knuckles as if that makes the loss even less pathetic.” “I brought up the brass knuckles Jenna because that’s what happened. Pretending otherwise would be trying to deny reality and we have enough idiots in the world doing that.” “Yeah we’re sitting next to one Robin.” “You little-”

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“Peggy has moved on from her issues with Akira though I wouldn’t call those issues finished but right now she has more important matters in her feud with the Enclave who Peggy has clashed with a number of times already. I guess you two aren’t the only ones who have issues with Ema and her gang.” “Peggy and her partner Lauren of Irish Oldschool fame have been going back and forth with the Enclave for months having faced off in a few singles matches and a tag match.” “To which I’m dumbfounded to say that the job squad of Peggy and Lauren have actually not been completely stomped over and over again like they should have been. Yoro Yobi and Shira haven’t been beaten as a team but somehow Lauren managed to beat Yori in a match, who beat Peggy in a smother bout. I guess somehow Lauren has stopped becoming the main embarrassment of this duo.” “The Enclave has had few matches but as a unit they have proven difficult to pin down, giving Ema her fist win over Jenny in a handicap match as well has proving they can win when the odds are even as Yoro and Shira beat Peggy and Lauren in a tag match that silenced many doubters about what they were capable of.” “Now Peggy, despite having never beaten her, wants another shot at the girl who smothered her out. Yoro Yobi seems to not take her as seriously enough because when asked about the match she just said it would be good fun. Hear that? She thinks beating Peggy around is fun and who can blame her when she keeps handing her free wins?” “I think she just doesn’t recognize that Peggy doesn’t like her for her association with Emaline.” “She does seem oblivious to most things. But she’s an efficient enough fighter and something of the tank for her team given how much she can take compared to Emaline who doesn’t do well with getting hit and Shira who’s the best at avoiding getting hit in the first place.” “Yoro can put this feud to rest and all it might take is one more win over the Irish lass, I know Peggy has it in her to win so all we can do is hope she can push past the limits Yoro sets and secure win here at We are LAW.” “Or lose again, come on I know so many people love to see her lose. She’s no Holly but man can she still be fun.”

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Ayame Akan vs Raina Jaegar

“Okay someone is playing games with this card. Younger sister meets younger sister? Is this someone’s fetish to see siblings of rivals duke it out?” “What Jenna is trying to say is that the next match on the card features Ayame Akan taking on Raina Jeagar in the debut PPV match for Raina. The younger sisters of Kyoko Akan and Tara Jaegar who have fought twice before Tara joined Kyoko’s inner circle. Not that this has stopped them from bantering like they intend to resolve that fight with a rubber match at all.” “For younger sisters it’s odd both of them are jacked up. What were we feeding kids back then and why did we stop?” “True. Both of them somehow ended up bigger and stronger despite being younger which just makes this another heavyweight bout to enjoy on the undercard.” “I do love seeing titans clash but I’m not sure how much of a clash this will be. Ayame is just okay and hasn’t really stood out to me while Raina makes it feel like she’s just here for the ride rather than putting the best effort that a champ should in this kind of competition.” “She’s only wrestled two matches, maybe she’s just feeling things out.” “PPV’s are not places we should be feeling things out.” Jenna mocked. “I want to see the best of the best for these events, not part timers.” “Raina’s two matches are against new girls in Vi and Ayame’s own cousin Mimi Akan whom she debuted against. So her life seems oddly tied to the Akans since she’ll be making her PPV and natural debut against them and in both she showed an impressive set of skills and a rather casual attitude that has many mixed on her.” “Raina looks impressive on paper but for some it’s obvious she doesn’t have the same kind of passion as others, and this bothers some people since they feel the girl is just going through motions.” “This is why we should be careful with bringing wrestling families in. Some people are just hear for the name brand.” “You’re kidding right? Tara isn’t exactly the kind of big name who can get her sister a cozy job here, LAW wanted these two here so we know whatever Raina can bring it amazed our talent scouts.”


“Well last time I gave the advantage to Diana but in her second PPV match I’ll turn things around and say Ayame will have this one, a year removed from the PPV and the younger Akan is still undefeated despite my doubts about her skill.” “Much like Selene earlier Ayame has power and speed that don’t seem fair for her bulk and knows what she’s doing between the ropes given her years of training before she ever got an official match. Her submission skills need work but everything else looks good and her impressive physique continues to keep all eyes on her.” “Still submissions being her weakness might be a problem since the Jaeger sisters love those.” “She has a weakness for applying them, not getting out.” “That’s still a problem, a good way to counter submissions is applying one of your own and if Ayame can’t do that Raina might be able to catch her and keep her down, rendering any speed and power Ayame offers to nothing.” “Ayame has never really faced anyone who can test her like this on LAW, and Ayame spends of most of her matches in control but with an opponent like Raina we might see her meeting a match she wasn’t prepared for.” “You can say that but if you ask me I think Ayame will see the laze about for the waste of time she is and move her from the premises with an ass whooping.” “If this was her sister she might try but Ayame doesn’t seem the judgemental type, this will be a fun match with two young stars showing the world what they can do on one of the biggest stages we can offer them, good luck to both competitors!”

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Heather Sunderland vs Karina Rine.

“In an Anything Goes kind of battle the fans of LAW will be treated to the sight of Heather Sunderland coming to meet the PPV debuting Karina Rine. Heather has had a hell of a career but in the time Karina has been here the Behemoth made a name for herself being busy getting work done. She’s been a natural fit for the company because she looks so good being dominant and getting dominated.” “Karina’s debut was a dominant appearance, defeating Courage Takemi and humiliating the daughter of Mina like she was nothing to her. Since that impactful debut Karina has kept herself relevant with a steady number of matches both gimmicky and competitive. Some of her most prominent results have seen her defeat the threat Mary Ivonskaya, fighting Cyber Widow to a draw and her first loss to Aesira who repaid her for some early humiliation with a close fight. She’s brawled and fought many more and doesn’t seem to be stopping anytime soon.” “When she wins she makes sure to win big, but whenever someone beats her they tend to do the same to her, something tells me when she meets Heather one or the other will happen again.” “She’s a tough opponent who won’t make things easy for you but her love of humiliating others goes hand in hand with her love of brawling and smothering opponents. That last one is a known weakness for Heather so if I were Karina I’d get close and stay close if I wanted to really bring her down.”


“Well thankfully this isn’t a match for smothering but an anything goes match which favors someone like Heather given her abilities. A prime example of athleticism the cocky fighter backs up her confidence in herself by giving her all into any risk taking maneuver she does, managing to wow the crowd every time she gets in the ring. Like Karina her match history is full of gimmick and competitive matches proving that while she has preferences she’s never at a disadvantage even in situations people might think otherwise. Undefeated in Hell in a Cell matches with a known history of defeating Heavyweights despite being a Middleweight foes like Elisa and Moria have fallen to her.” “Matches that go all out like that go Heather’s way more, sadly she does seem to get flustered by the less intense stuff, Momo Yamamoto and Princess Daisy Petals had a bit of fun at her expense when it comes to smothering and messing with her. Alongside girls like Rosy Reyes who made her a Prisoner of War and we see that she gets flustered easily when someone’s bringing her face to boobs or butts.” “She beat Marlee in smothering.” ‘You’d surprise me more with who Marlee beats in anything. If Heather lost that match we’d have a true example of a weakness.” “While she fairs better in hardcore related matches which are her prime niche and while she can branch out she still has room to improve outside of that. This match is one that can favor either girl since Heather has the natural advantage but Karina isn’t far from home letting things run wild.” “If I were Karina I’d be watching the NHB match with Rosy for advice, anything could go their as well and Rosy used some erotic moves which Karina seems capable of to bring Heather to her knees and take her home.” “Well if we’re doing that if I were Heather I’d either watch Karina vs Aesira or I’d ask around about the supposed backstage fight between Karina and Mina, a brawl isn’t fat off from the kind of match she’s heading for and from the way things sound by the end Karina was Mina’s submissive pawn. You can sum up this match as one between two hot middleweights who can bring the pain and are great seat cushions. Well now I’m more eager to see which one comes out on top in a match where the only rule is who beats who.”

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Young Lioness Cup

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“One of LAW’s primary goals is to not only provide the best wrestling content you will see anywhere in the world but harbor the future of wrestling that you can see grow right here. For that we have been proud to see the Young Lioness program get so much love and are happy to announce that the Young Lioness cup opening rounds will start at We are LAW 5.” “For those who are unaware, the Young Lioness program is where we take young prospects with no or limited wrestling knowledge and put them to work with some of our best trainers and wrestlers willing to see the future grow, and We Are LAW will have 4 of these new stars make their big show, with the two open round matches with Tanner Del Rio vs Hikari Morizumi and Reny Selene vs Rem Mathers.” “These opening rounds are just a small showcase of the cups' focus on bringing out more prospects from the program. Just because none of these girls are household names doesn’t mean any of the should be overlooked on the card, they know exactly what responsibility they have being allowed to represent LAW on its big PPV of the year and none of them intend to let the moment slip by them. I’m excited to see exactly what they can do.” “Robin, you've been down to the training rooms to see these girls. What do you think of all 4 of them.” “Out of curiosity I gave them all a personal look and I must admit I’m impressed how some of them already have tried to stand out, especially Tanner and Hikari. Del Rio is a former circus performer with a boisterous attitude that allows her to move around with agility and strength that helps back up her trash talking and her performance background means she knows how to put on a show. Hikari comes from wrestling a born and bred father and looks the part, so far she looks almost like a complete wrestling package despite her minimal experience with the most rounded out moves in her training that I’ve seen of the current Lioness’. Reny is a thinker, she takes the most notes and is always observing everything that she’s being taught and shown and sometimes she’s observing what she isn’t being taught, her lack of experience holds her back for now but once she’s given the basics and learns to act fast that talent will start to shine more and more. Rem is light on her feet and packs a wallop for someone of her minimal size, she might benefit from putting on more pounds but for where she’s at she’s a dangerous threat to anyone in that Cup.”

“Sounds to me like that Tanner girl will be the biggest standout, if she knows all about ring presence, but she is facing Hikari who might be able to outperform her. Between the other two I’d put my money on Rem since thinking won’t help Reny if she lacks the skills to counter a powerhouse strategy.” “By the sound of it those matches are pretty even either way, the two with more experience put against one another in a battle of wills while the newer girls meet where Rem’s power will face Reny’s brain. Now I’m even more excited, and this is just the first few matches of the cup more will come later but if you want to see it from the start you might want to give the PPV a look.”

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Frankie Miller vs Akane

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“Family drama is never the kind of thing you want to be made public. Unless of course it ends in a wrestling match, because resolving issues by fighting it out in a ring is the only right way to do it.” “If it gets you a debut match on a PPV you might almost say it was planned but I’ve heard the words these two use to describe each other so I think this is as bad as it gets as Franki Miller takes on Akane Tanaka in a hentai match, all because Akane wants Frankie to stay away from her sister Hana.” “Neither of these two have wrestled at LAW yet but they have been around enough that one might know the names, as previously stated Akane’s sister Hana is involved with Frankie and is a wrestler here while Frankie is the daughter of Janice Miller and has another match planned with a rival of her mothers.” “Akane has another family member in LAW, her mother Inko is here as well.” “Wrestling mothers seem to age like wine that we can make a roster just off them.” “Well we can talk about them at a later date, for now it’s the daughters we want to pay attention to, like young Frankie who despite having not had a proper match in LAW made herself known when she ran in to save her mother from Mary Ivonskaya’s attack after she beat Janice in a verbal submission match. Her first real fight in LAW came in a backstage fight she got into with Ayana Kimura, where she showed enough resilience and strength to show that her singing wasn’t just off her name value when she won that fight. Time will tell if she can handle Mary and of course her current opponent in hentai matches.” “I hate the world of social media but I do admit the culture making stuff like backstage brawls go viral is a fun trend, so many fights in the old days were lost to lack of cameras but with every average joe having phones with cameras it’s hard to miss good stuff like this.”

“Akane isn’t interested in Franki’s backstage win, all that bothers her is Frankie’s many meetings with her sister Hana, I don’t think they’re even dating but simple contact is forbidden from her older sister.” “Given Akane is known as the Thorn for her sadistic streak before LAW and fighting in more dangerous match types, maybe she thinks someone like Frankie will make Hana soft? I can’t possibly guess what goes on in a sister's mind, I’m an only child.” “I doubt your ego could handle sharing attention from any siblings Jenna.” “Well I-” “Don’t care. What I do care about is how this match is seeming to break down, with a sadistic streak like Akane’s she’s in the trenches even in a hentai match, even if Frankie has been learning how to wrestle from her mom for this long.” “Her mom, the jobber that she has to come in and save, if she isn’t better than Janice, expect another loser to the ranks. We haven’t had a family of losers that could be a new thing for them to touch upon.” “The thing is I have no idea the kind of style Akane employs in hentai matches since hardcore stuff she’s used to isn’t allowed, hentai matches are deathmatches that it makes me hard to point out a favorite to win.” “This being an undercard match with both competitors having so little in ring experience in LAW makes this kind of match hard to properly talk about, but that’s the best part in the end, when it comes down to it the wrestlers will be doing the talking for themselves.”

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Claudia vs Veronika Noir

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“Another day another hentai match to celebrate at a LAW PPV, this time between two wrestlers I love and who I know have some good followings to their names.” “This is one of those matches that can be on the Main Card and fit right in, the sexual competition between these two ladies of love and hearts will be one for the records.” “Claudia Augustina the styled Symbol of Love meets Veronika Noir the Queen of Hearts, with names like those these two were always going face off and the PPV is the best place for the first official meeting.” “Robin says official because like some others on this list they have met before, An interview that went very wrong, and right.” “These two characters are very lustful ladies with immeasurable sex appeal who relish the chance to not only flaunt everything they have but dish it out in the ring to as many sexy ladies as possible. But besides confidence and a few fashion traits that stands as the only thing they share.” “Claudia doesn’t call herself the symbol of Love just because she’s cocky; she can back it up in the bedroom or the ring. Claudia has a passion for the world of sexfighting in wrestling and wants to not only share in that passion with everyone from the fans in the ring to the woman she wrestles in it but wants to spread the joy of the competition along with it.” “Noble goals for someone who’s still trying to beat everyone in her way, even if she wants them to enjoy it. Least The Queen of Hearts has a more understandable and honest goal Tammy. She thinks she’s the sexiest thing alive and captivates audiences with her appeal and dominates her foes to assure that she captures the hearts of everyone so they know it too.” “She capture yours?” “It’s hers if she wants it!” “She’s more focused on the hearts she hasn’t captured yet, like Claudia’s after the interview they had.”


“Sometime before Valentines day this year an interview was conducted with the two of them, because of their nicknames and love of the sensual nature of the sport. It didn’t take long for things to get heated, between one person who considers themselves a symbol of sex appeal and another who calls themselves a Queen a single spotlight is never enough.” “You can chalk that up to a matter of preference, Claudia considers herself better because she gives out what she claims to in every match. Love. It’s her symbol and in her mind something universal. Veronika claims her role at the top not by love but by dominance and breaking someone down and takes pride in that, which Claudia would disagree she truly is capable of. More insults and both subtle and direct were thrown out before any chance of actually finishing the shoot ended in complete failure.” “I hope the people who keep planning these kinds of things with two people of different natures has an explanation for this, we keep almost losing expensive cameras each time they break down. Not to mention wasting several staff members time.” “If you're not convinced that this was the plan upstairs, you're hopeless Tammy. What they wanted, and what is important was the end results, a sexfight right in our backstage area which is slowly having more of those fights outside the ring than in it. The result is why we are here. Despite many close calls on both ends neither Claudia or Veronika were able to take control of the other or win. By the end of an intense battle they had been drained and nearly asleep in each other's arms when Veronika finally laid out the challenge to continue it here and this time they wanted to ensure a winner.” “If they wanted to avoid another draw they could have more conclusive rules, the match is currently scheduled for the first one to climax meaning if they both do it at the same time it’s another draw.” “We could see that but I spoke with Veronika earlier today and she’s promised me a winner, that winner being her and I’m confident she can back up that promise given the ring will also have a pool of pudding in the center, Veronika’s victory over her rival Chris shows she knows how to ruin someone in these kinds of battles and I expect her to send Claudia wearing nothing but pudding while red in the face as she scurries back to the locker room in defeat.” “What Jenna forgets is that Claudia has wrestled in more than enough places to know how to handle the Queen of Hearts in pudding, she’s fought in jello, mud, and an aquarium. She loves doing this kind of match and wouldn’t have agreed if she wasn’t ready to make Veronika suck down pudding as she endured her pleasure.” “Not often we get clashing ideologies in a Hentai match but we now know that either Love or Hearts will prevail, which I’m sure will propel the winner one step closer to proving themselves by taking the ultimate prize in this division.”

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Jack the Ripper vs Keiko Kiryu

Spoiler

“If you’ve had enough love and sexfights for the day say no more this match will have less that and more violence to satisfy the taste of someone else. When Keiko Kiryu meets Jack the Ripper in a streetfight that transitions well past weight classes we can expect that someone’s going to get their pretty face busted open.” “Keiko is known fairly well in the independent circuit as someone who’s toughness matches her cheerfulness. She enjoys good conversation just as much as she enjoys fighting and enjoys letting everyone know she’s around with a loud ‘good mourning mother fuckers’ so you never manage to miss her.” “Tammy you have to say it with more heart than that, you’re putting the catchphrase to shame.” “We’re live and in an isolated room I didn’t want to blow out the speakers.” “Yes please don’t I just got those working right and I enjoy my hearing.” “Squares.” “The short of it is Keiko never strays from a fight, especially if she’s fighting people she thinks are being rude or bullying others. LAW picked her up after a few years jumping from promotion to promotion and while she hasn’t been able to wrestle much she’s never let her lack of ring time keep people from forgetting her and when We Are LAW came around she took the right initiative and announced an open challenge for anyone to try and put a frown on her face.” “It didn’t come easy, not many people want to mess with a girl who’s only 22 and built like she is. A brawler who learned all types of ways to go to work on you offensively she doesn’t stop until her opponent is completely worn out and beaten in front of her. She has some impressive aerial offensive for a heavyweight with speed and endurance to take as much as she dishes out while leaving you little time to rest. I’m surprised anyone took that impromptu challenge. She's the kind of fighter I wouldn’t take on without some weeks long planning.” “Despite that she did find a challenger. Jackie Rose who dons the name Jack the Ripper, despite a noticeable difference in weight her challenge didn’t stop Jackie from meeting the vocal Upbeat Dragon and seeing that their fight would be a Street fight to the finish.”


“Jackie gets points for bravado considering she’s fighting at a losing record right now but thinks she’s going to upset an even bigger challenge.” “The Ripper sports a similar style of battle as a striker with some serious offensive attacks to match the namesake. It’s let her take on men like Killer King and hold her ground while beating other men like Torra.” “Don’t get ahead of yourself there. Yes her striking is good but it was her smothering skills that beat Torra in that match. Her striking has only helped her beat up girls like Molly Forster who aren’t exactly the kind of fighter Kieko is going to bring her.” “I think Keiko would appreciate some smothering, plus it’s not like Jack would give her the choice if she could hold her down, nothing is stopping her from going for it.” “I suppose but the biggest issue for me is the weight difference when you’re the smaller or weaker girl in a fight you typically don’t win by fighting the same way your opponent does, Keiko is a strong girl by her weight class and I’ve seen in her indy days take being piledriven and bombed through a number of things and keep going. Jack is going to have to be hitting well beyond her weight class to do anything I think will hurt Keiko enough to actually keep her down. Sure she can use weapons in a street fight but so can Keiko.” “That’s the kind of thing you’re going to have to leave to Jackie. She’s a fighter and it’s her body she’s putting at risk in this match. Everything that could go wrong has been going through her head a hundred times already. She's no novice and yes she’s at a disadvantage but that has never stopped any wrestler before, nor should it.” “Jackie will be showing everyone what she can really do when put up against the ultimate test for the kind of fighter she is and wants to be and she’s putting herself out there in the biggest way possible. Kiryu needs to be ready for a real fight if she wants to make a good first impressi-.” “GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!” “Oh God dammit!” Tammy pulled the headphones off her ear and stepped off as Jenna’s sudden outburst loud into the mic left her ears ringing. Robin pulled her own headphones off thankful that she had seen Jenna’s smirk and lowered the volume on her own to avoid the same fate as she could slightly hear Tammy cursing as she retreated to the back. “I told you we couldn’t leave them without a proper Kiryu greeting.” Jenna was not going to apologize as Robin put her headset down and motioned to cut the cameras. “Looks like we’ll be taking a short break.”

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Interview with the Loser champ

“Ohohohooo this should be good. We’ve just been informed that we will finally hear from the Loser champ Ossi Shamur after she lo-erm sorry, after she ‘won’ the Loser championship in a match with former Holly Matheson.” “After many years of being a memorable champion in LAW Holly met Ossi who had gained a big following for her mouth writing checks she can’t cash and the two fought to try and keep the honor of being the top loser off of themselves.” “Holly who had struggled for the longest time looked like a real pro in the match and by the end she was dominating Ossi in a familiar performance for her but a breathtaking change for Holly herself. By the end Ossie was wrapped up, crying and wearing a fancy new hunk of metal while Holly walked away with another victory and a big old smile on her face, it’s been so long since we’ve seen that I was happy for her.” “We covered that match before it happened and while not all of us were sure that Holly could win we all agreed that Ossi was the best opponent for Holly since we couldn’t think of anyone else who was her equal.” “Ossi never beats anyone her first try and if Holly was her first, the title might just need to be renamed the Holly. But now that Ossi is in the big spot it’s a question of what’s next for her.” “Lexy Alan will be standing by to conduct this interview which we were told neither wanted, Lexy doesn’t think highly of our champion and Ossi doesn’t want to be caught anywhere with that title. Moreso because she knows that it will be fully recorded and cameras will show her holding it.” “Tough, Holly had to endure holding that belt all this time and Ossi was racking up losses like she was trying to break a record, if she didn’t want this to happen she had plenty of chances to avoid it. Now as for Lexy, while I’m sure she hates not being at her master's side for a moment, her primary job is a wrestler and interviewer and since her wrestling hasn’t been very good she should do better on interviews.” “Is Lexy still allowed to be an interviewer since you know, she kinda has a bias thanks to her association with Rose Gold.” “It won’t matter until it becomes obvious, LAW knew there was a risk of bias in her interviews since she was already wrestling, Rose Gold being the girl she answers too isn’t any different in LAW’s eyes than her having a tag partner in Sam. If she does well she keeps her job. Good results are all that matter.” “Well good luck to her, I already know Ossi will be a handful to actually interview so it’s a good thing Lexy knows how to fight because she might need it.”