Quit Bugging Me: The Jailbirds vs Minerva Darque

[RiotGrrl]

Handicap Match: Win by Pinfall, Submission or KO

The arena buzzed with anticipation. Not only were the Jailbirds due to return to the ring, but there was a new talent making her debut in LAW. Roxy had kept a lot of the details quiet, not least because to reveal who they were due to fight would no doubt let Charlotte give her opinion. She was gobby enough at the best of times, let alone provoked. As the trio got ready backstage, it was Jayden who couldnt resist picking at the smallest member.

"Hey Charlotte, maybe it will be some cute guy we take on, you know... like that time you were in the gym with..."

"FUCKING SHUT IT!"

Charlotte was immediately angered at what Jayden was about to say but it didnt stop the Jailbird enforcer.

"Yep, just how far was his cock in your mouth?"

Charlotte's face went bright red, but this was pure anger.

"Ya dead you slag!"

She shot toward Jayden with fists flying. Jayden stood firm and deflected each blow. She made a grab for the smaller wrestler and wrapped her up in a bearhug squeezing tight to crush Charlotte.

"AGGUUMMOOHHH!"

All Charlotte could do was squirm. Her face became buried between Jayden's considerable breasts, but the enforcer wasnt about to let up. It took Roxy to once again break the pair up. She forced Jayden to let Charlotte go, who dropped to the dressing room floor, red faced and sweaty.

"Focus! We have a match tonght."

"Yeah who is it?" Jayden asked, curious now that she had roughed Charlotte up enough.

"Patience..." Roxy said as the call came for them to enter the arena.

The sound of "Police on my Back" by the Clash rang out over the PA and the Jailbirds entered, wearing their usual striped jailhouse bikini set and boots.


They made their way down to the ring. Roxy looked focused, Jayden cracked her knuckles and Charlotte followed looking already pissed off by the teasing. She muttered as she walked with a whole load of unsavory language.

"Whoever we are facing is goin to be buried in my ass!"

As they got closer the announcer spoke

"INTRODUCING FIRST. MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE RING, WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED 475IBS, THE TEAM OF THE JAAAAIILLLLLLLBBIIRRDDSSSSS!"

The crowd booed in unison, the convict tag team were never going to win fans here in LAW, but the way they demolished rivals and subjected them to humiliation was to be admired. Stepping into the ring, it was Roxy who grabbed a microphone and the crowd settled down.

"Thank you. We are back again, as the trio nightmare for anyone we face. Tonight will be no different. Our parole officer gave us an offer we couldnt refuse, the chance to take on a new girl. Now I know nothing about her, she may be a challenge, but lets be honest. Nobody can deal with us, I the criminal mastermind, Jayden, the enforcer who punishes and Charlotte...."

Charlotte scowled and grabbed the mic, before she moved to the ropes.

"Yeah me Charlotte. Stop wasting my time and get out here, whoever you are. You have a date with my ass, I am going to smother the hell out of ya!"

The crowd cheered, at least they would see some LAW style action tonight. Charlotte threw down the mic with a loud POP and stomped toward the other two. They all continued to argue and talk about what to do, but whatever was to happen, the Jailbirds were ready for a lynching

[ADarlingDucky]

When Minerva Darque had told the bookers to give her the most challenging match that they could, she had expected perhaps to be facing off with one of LAW's most skilled women in a test of endurance, or perhaps in a stipulation she had never attempted before. But what she hadn't imagined in even her wildest ideas was that she would be told that she was facing a trio of heel wrestlers known as the Jailbirds, all on her lonesome in a hilariously one sided handicap match. It seemed as though the bookers thought that it would be funny to pull a practical joke on the newly hired wrestler and throw her into the deep end after she had callously demanded a match, and looked as though they were holding back cackles as she left without saying anything.

Of course, they were unaware that she only wished to get out of their vicinity so that they couldn't see her giggling with glee!

And now here she was, watching the trio of women make their entrance from a monitor located backstage, eyeing up the busty women all clad in striped bikinis, taking in the sight of each one! Three pretty women, all in skintight and incredibly revealing attire that showed off their figures, providing quite the view as they got to the ring, climbing inside!

The one who seemed to be the ringleader began to introduce them, but was cut off as the shortest one with the biggest butt proceeded to interrupt, calling out their opponent and declaring that she was going to smother her like no tomorrow! Minerva was in love!

With one final once over to make sure that she was looking okay, Minerva would grab hold of her umbrella and open it, before strutting out through the curtain, holding her umbrella up to shade herself from the bright lights! Minerva Darque would give one look around the arena, taking in the sight of the fully packed crowd, striking a quick pose in her debut entrance for LAW!

Spoiler

"Well well well, isn't this precious! They've sent me out here to take care of three wee little pigs! Now which one of you slabs of ham wants to get taken down first?" Minerva said with a smile as she strutted down towards the ring, slowly climbing onto the apron, eyes gleaming as she continued to push the trio!

"Actually, why don't we make this fair for you? How about the three of you come at me at the same time!" Minerva said with a smirk as she entered the ring, offering the trio the opportunity for them to come at her at the same time!

[RiotGrrl]

The Jailbirds watched as Minerva entered the arena. Jayden and Roxy talked in their corner, masterminding their final plan of attack. As always, Charlotte watched and stared down the new arrival. She stood mid ring and with hands on her hips was ready to lay Minerva out cold and make good on her suggestion of burying her in a domain of ass.

"Little pigs? Well maybe those two fat slags over there, but the only thing youll be eating is my ass when it is squarely sat on your ugly face."

The crowd booed but Charlotte wasnt to be stopped

"Yeah boo, go ahead ya fuckin losers. Look here Goth girl, you dont stand a chance so just lay down and ill go easy on ya!"

By now Jayden and Roxy had approached to hear Minevra's offer. Roxy pushed her glasses back to her nose and spoke.

"Hmm that is quite the offer but as my co-conspirator had so eloquently put it, you cant hope to win. However I aim to please, so we shall all tag in and out, and if course we wont cheat... but we will pin you, submit you and KO you!"

She smiled and ushered Jayden and Charlotte back to the corner. Roxy was going to go first, the size difference was obvious, Roxy, taller, heavier and considerably bustier. She would raise her hands and beckon Minerva toward her.

The bell would ring and the crowd would settle for the match ahead.

[ADarlingDucky]

Minerva made it down to the ring to meet the trio that she would be facing all on her own, eyeing up each one of the women now that she stood before them in person, visually tracing over the curves of each woman, trying her best not to let her emotions show on her face! Her words to the Jailbirds were met seemingly with amusement from the trio of busty women, as Charlotte would offer Minerva a quite mouthy response, with Roxy stepping forwards to re-affirm her partner's stance on the matter!

Minerva would hide her slight disappointment with a cackle, deciding to continue poking the bear as it appeared Roxy would step forwards, the leader of the trio looking to go first against the goth!

"Hah! Well, you three must be as dumb as you are ugly! If you really insist on making these poor fans watch me crush all of you one at a time, I suppose that I can do that! And of course, the biggest and fattest cow wants to go first!" Minerva cackled, taking her umbrella and placing it nearby in the corner, though she noticeably made sure not to remove it from the ring entirely!

Minerva would turn and step forwards, her posture confident and full of attitude, as she beckoned Roxy to come at her, seemingly goading the leader of the Jailbirds into attacking first as the match began!

[RiotGrrl]

Roxy towered over the smaller Goth. The crowd settled and waited for what would surely be an absolute massacre. The taunt from Minerva did little to phase the Jailbird leader, after all, she had orchestrated many riots on the prison wing and could handle herself.

She simply adjusted her glasses again and stated at the Goth, finding her form pleasing. She was indeed cute but it was time for business.

"I admire the belief with which you conduct yourself..."

With that, Roxy rushed forward, powering on her tree trunk like thighs, looking to catch the mysterious dark girl off guard.

She would stick out an arm looking to slam it across Minerva's chest for a short clothesline. Roxy wanted to start as she meant to go on, and this meant flooring the Goth as soon as possible.

As she rushed she would utter, "However you are going to have a lesson in respect."

Watching on Jayden casually waited her turn, whereas Charlotte was eager to punish the girl.

"The only darkness she is gonna know is buried in between my cheeks, probably with Rox sat on the back of her head. Fuckin emo bitch!"

[ADarlingDucky]

Minerva's attitude didn't change in the slightest, facing down three women in a match that would surely have any other woman concerned, and she was still as eager to taunt and mock her foes, looking to build up as much animosity as she could! And the goth was having an easy enough time inciting the smallest member of the Jailbirds, though Roxy seemed to keep her cool, the goth flashing her a sneer as she got ready for the match to begin, incredibly eager to begin her contest against the trio!

"Hah! The biggest pig first eh? Well if you insist, I'll- UGH!" Came the sudden cry as Minerva suddenly found Roxy's arm slamming into her chest, sending the goth girl crashing into the ground!

The clubbing blow forced the air from her lungs, and in short order, her back hit the mat, Minerva absolutely leveled from the sudden clothesline that Roxy threw into her chest, a feeling of euphoria rushing through her! Minerva let out a low groan, rolling over onto her stomach and slowly pushing herself up to her hands and knees, re-collecting her air at Roxy's feet!

"Gah... hah... I'll be sitting on your face before long... little runt..." Minerva gasped under her breath at Charlotte, looking to taunt her foes even more, looking to really rile them up!

[RiotGrrl]

The clothesline boomed across Minerva's chest and floored the goth to the canvas. Roxy turned and casually pushed her specs onto her nose again as the crowd gave a loud, "OOHHH!" However much to the delight of Roxy, her rival pushed herself up to a position where she was on her hands and knees. The leader of the Jailbirds knew exactly what to do next. She bent down and grabbed Minerva by the hair, tightly gripping it in her hand. At the same time she would lead the goth girl like a dog on all fours toward the corner where Jayden and Charlotte awaited

Charlotte was keen to answer her critic back and called out, "Keep talking Nightmare Before Christmas, you are about to be shut in the dark!"

Jayden meanwhile rolled her eyes and did was she needed to in reaching out for a tag. Unless Minerva squirmed out of the grip of Roxy, she was about to go into the roughest Prison Wing where she was the newbie.

"Time for a little attitude adjustment so you know your place!"

As she reached the corner, Roxy would look to bent to pick Minerva up, still with a hold of her hair and reach to tag in Jayden. The enforcer of the Jailbirds would start off releatively light and wheel a loud SLLLAAAPPP across Minerva's cheek to humiliate her in a cheap shot. Roxy would let go and raise her hands to show she never cheated as she left Jayden and her new paymate to it.

This was going to a long night for Minerva and the crowd knew the Jailbirds would be tagging in and out as frequently as possible.

"Dont worry goth, I rarely sit on someones face, but I do use the twins!" Jayden said. A threat of what was due to come to Minerva if she didnt mount a fight back

[ADarlingDucky]

Roxy's arm slammed into Minerva's chest, crushing the wind out of her lungs and sending her down to the mat with a thud, the leader of the Jailbirds exerting considerable force with a start that would take near anybody off guard! Minerva was far from displeased though, as just a taste of the Jailbird leader's strength was enough to leave her even more giddy than before, slowly rolling over and getting up to her hands and knees, coughing slightly as air flooded back into her lungs!

But before she could rise fully, Roxy had a handful of her hair, and with a tug, began to walk Minerva towards the corner on all fours, the goth being tugged along, humiliated by the position, but all too in love!

"Uuuh... get your filthy man-hands off of me!" Minerva groaned, but this was merely another insult meant to infuriate Jailbirds, with Minerva looking to be as irritating as possible to the trio! Roxy made it to the corner in relatively short order, reaching out and tagging Jayden in, the enforcer of the Jailbirds hopping into the ring before hauling off and slapping Minerva hard, right on the cheek!

The goth let out a grunt as her head tilted to the side, still on all fours as a bright red handprint would no doubt begin to form on her cheek, bringing with it a stinging, wonderful pain, as Jayden proceeded to demean the blonde!

"Gah... good... not like I'd want your disgusting flat ass on my face anyway!" Minerva said with a smirk, suddenly swinging an arm up to try and slam it into Jayden's crotch for a low blow!

[RiotGrrl]

Jayden entered the ring and unleashed a slap against the cheek of Minerva. She was about to follow up when the goth girl spoke. It caused the enforcer to scowl and think about laying a beating to the dark wrestler. However just as she was about to strike with fists, Roxy spoke.

"Not yet Jayden.

Unfortunately, it distracted the enforcer and the low blow hit home.

"AGGHHHHH!"

Jayden was stunned and clutched at herself. She dropped to her knees and puffed her cheeks. Jayden was tough, but a low blow was still painful. "Dammit...!"

Charlotte took it upon herself to mock her partner. "Hey, way to wrestle cow tits!" Jayden growled and turned to Minerva to club her across the back of the neck to floor the goth girl. She would then face the smallest member of the team and slapped her hard across the chest to tag her in.

"All yours bitch!"

Charlotte cried out as her breasts wobbled and the pain shot around her body.

"HEY!"

She however got into the ring, changing places with Jayden at the whim of Roxy who looked to regain order so that the pair didnt derail the match. Losing to a single woman would be so humiliating. Charlotte walked toward Minerva and looked to grab a handful of hair to roughly drag her to the middle of the ring.

"Try that with me and I will fuckin destroy you."

If she could get Minerva kneeling, then Charlotte would pull toward herself at the same time as leaping backwards to land on her bubble butt. She wanted to plant Minerva face first into the canvas with a face buster. The crowd meanwhile started to become nervous as they could sense that if Minerva didnt start fighting back, she would be crushed.

[ADarlingDucky]

Minerva's incessant taunting seemed to be more than enough to infuriate the Jailbirds and leave them eager to humiliate her, but Minerva wasn't just going to rely on verbal attacks to do so, as she looked to humiliate and strike low when they didn't expect it! Quite literally in the case of the Jayden, as Roxy's words would distract the enforcer of the Jailbirds, and Minerva's arm would slam right into her crotch, sending Jayden falling down to her knees, falling victim to Minerva's low blow!

The goth girl gave a smug smirk, but before she could even get a quip out Jayden would slam her forearm into the back of the neck, sending the goth girl crashing down to the mat, landing with a grunt on her stomach! Jayden was strong, and Minerva was well and truly dazed from the blow, letting out a low groan, though unbeknownst to her foes it was likely because of how much she was enjoying this!

"Uuugh... she's right... cow tits..." Minerva grunted out from her position on the ground, but after a loud slap and a following yelp, Minerva looked up to see that her dance partner had switched yet again!

The mouthy blonde would grab hold of the goth and lead her towards the middle of the ring, keeping Minerva on her knees as she got up and grabbed Minerva's hair, holding the goth in front of her and growling out a threat! Minerva tried not to look too lovestruck, but luckily enough for her, she'd find her face suddenly planted on the canvas with a facebuster, the goth flopping to the mat with a grunt as she was floored!