One Size Fits All! Queen Dedede vs. Skylar Jones

[BlackAkuma]

The old one-two. Gets them every time.

Queen Dedede reared back and enjoyed a hearty laugh after she felled her foe, laying the little idiot out and scoring a major hit - finally. It might not have seemed like much, but this was her chance to start turning things around in a big way, and she wasn’t going to let it slip by. She just needed to hit Skylar with something big. Something powerful. Something appropriate.

She did seem to like her ass, didn’t she? ”Heh.”

Dedede broke into a sprint, dashing away from her opponent as fast as she could hit. She hit the ropes, bounced off, and came barreling back towards the downed Skylar with all the momentum she could muster, her thunderous steps making the ring quiver all along the way.

”Incoming!” At the last second, Dedede leaped up, kicked her legs out, and tried to come down, ass first, on Skylar’s chest, looking to flatten her with a hellacious Butt Drop.