Oscar Orelash VS. Rylie Marshall - Falls Count Anywhere Match

[MappleMan7]

Oscar would soon rise out of the water like a massive whale breaching the surface and use his hands to flip his crimson locks out of his face and shake his head about in a manner that might look quite enticing when played in slow motion. The barbarian prince would try to get his bearings before promptly being boinked in the head by Rylie and her pool noodle. Facing his opponent with an amused look and a raised eyebrow, Oscar would start wading through the water towards Rylie and using his hands to try and shield himself from the water being splashed at him, unaware of the mechanical spider beneath the water...

[SimplyWoo]

"Rylie couldn't help but to bit her lower lip as she observed him doing his best Haselhoff impression as he breached the water." She then noticed him shielding himself and marching towards her. She took a step and ended up stepping on something in the water. She felt the bump under her foot as she stopped her splashing and looked down and moved her foot. "The hell is that?" She asked looking down as the mechanical spider's eyes started to glow and there was a little bit of a underwater ticking sound as the spidery legs started to wiggle, making the spider float up to crotch level as it suddenly popped, releasing a darker blue liquid out from in between Rylie's legs as the blue liquid started to spread, making it look like she peed the pool as she shrieked out. "Whoa! Hey no, I did not do what you think I did! What the hell?!" She called out as she started to wade herself to the shallow end of the pool so she could get out of the water as she blushed with embarrassment. "Not cool!"

[MappleMan7]

Oscar would lower his arms as he noticed Rylie stopped splashing and noticed her looking down at the water.

"...What? Something wrong?"

Oscar would get a pretty clear answer as the water around Rylie would start to turn blue... which brought a HORRIFIED look on Oscar's face as he turned around and scrambled for the nearest exit for the pool! That being the shallow end- but he would climb up the side of the pool and roll onto the deck rather than follow Rylie up the stairs. He'd scramble to his feet as he struggled to get his words out in response to Rylie's explanation.

"I-it's fine! It's fine! It happens! Let-let's just keep going! Pretend it didn't happen!"

Oscar would look uncomfortable for a moment before shaking his head and starting to march over towards Rylie, trying to get his focus back onto the match.

[SimplyWoo]

"It happens? What do you mean?! I didn't..." She mentioned as she splashed some water up to her waist level to wash off some of the darker blue water that was clinging to her legs as she then looked towards the camera crew and pointed. "I did not piss myself! Something detonated in the water and it was not my bladder!" She then shook her body like any kind of furry creature trying to dry themself off as her tail had a extra wiggle to it to shake dry. She then noticed Oscar coming her direction as she looked around, she noticed a nearby inner tube and went to kick Oscar in the midsection as Oscar got within range. She would then lunge for the innertube and turn around, bringing it over her head as she attempted to slam the inner tube down onto Oscar, trying to get Oscar stuck.

[MappleMan7]

Oscar would grunt as Rylie kicked him in the stomach, making him hunch over as a result. A perfect setup for the trash queen to squeeze an inner tube over Oscar's head and straight down his body- ultimately pinning his arms to his side as he staggered upright and thrashed about, twisting his body left and right to no avail!

"What the hell!? Seriously!?"

Oscar sounded a mix of shocked and annoyed as arguably the most dangerous weapons in his arsenal were taken out of the match for the moment!

[SimplyWoo]

As Oscar squirmed Rylie let out a belly laugh as she then turned back around to the camera. "By the way, hi viewers!" She mentioned as she took the time to blow the camera a kiss. She then turned back around to strut towards Oscar before pulling his head down in a headlock with one arm, letting Oscar get a good bit of side boob pressed against his face as she kept one arm around his head while she lifted her other hand up in the air before clenching her fists to the point of making a few knuckles pop as this fist trembled from how tight she was clenching it. "You want to see what he gets for not believing me?" She mentioned as she looked down at Oscar and let out a battle shout as she lifted her hand up as high as she could, making the incoming strike look menacing as she looked like a woman of pure rage at the moment. She then swung her mighty fist down, but stopped just short of actually punching Oscar as she suddenly stuck her tongue out of the side of her mouth in a comical look as she brought her knuckles to Oscar's scalp and started to rub it back and forth, opting to give him a noogie as punishment instead.

[MappleMan7]

Oscar would blush quite a bit as Rylie would pull his head into the side of her breasts, closing the eye closest to her chest as he kept trying to move his arms in an effort to free his arms. His eyes would move upward to gaze at the trembling fist Rylie would make, noticing just how ANGRY the normally chill young lioness looked. Shutting both eyes tight and bracing himself for a mighty raccoon hammer to the head, Oscar would instead feel a pair of knuckles drag across the top of his head- which arguable could be a lot worse!

"OW OW OW OW!!"

Oscar would squirm and try to get his head free- but would be stuck getting noogied! The ref, unsure what to do, would approach and ask if Oscar wanted to submit.

"NO! I'm not submitting to a noogie! Are you serious!? OW!!"

[SimplyWoo]

Rylie actually reared her head back to laugh her tail off as the ref was asking if Oscar submitted. She stopped delivering the noogie as she then straightened Oscar up to be face to face with him as she cupped his sides of his face and pulled Oscar down to her level as she smirked at him. "See you in the kitchen!" She mentioned as she then gave him a cartoony smooch on the lips before bringing her hands to his chest and shoving him back into the pool as she then gave a bow and laughed again as she pointed at Oscar, signaling for the camera crew to stay focused on him as she jogged off to get a head start in the kitchen.

[MappleMan7]

Oscar's face flushed DEEP red as Rylie pulled him into a cartoony smooch on his lips- leaving the Barbarian quite stunned long enough to be pushed into the pool! It wouldn't take long for Oscar to get right side up in the water... but oh man did he look MAD- so mad that steam would be shooting out his ears if this was a cartoon. Taking a deep breath to try and keep his focus, Oscar would find the solution to his problem- he'd bite down on the lid used to keep the air in the tube and would open up the plastic valve, letting all the air in the inner tube out as it'd deflate enough for the barbarian to simply raise his arms up and slide the floatie off of his body. Not wanting to keep the fight stalled for too long, Oscar would climb out of the pool (being extra careful to avoid the deep blue spots in the water) and make his way to the kitchen- cutting through the dining hall as the ref and camera crew followed the dripping wet barbarian all the way.

"What is it with my friends kissing me? That's like- twice now..."

Oscar would puff his cheeks out a bit and huff as he marched on. People were quick to avoid Oscar as he speed-walked towards the next area of this battlefield... but secretly one he was worried about considering this was arguably one of the most dangerous places to fight.

[SimplyWoo]

Rylie opened the kitchen door, rushing inside as she closed the door behind her and pressed her back against it. Her eyes wondered around as she panted a little before her eyes shifted as if breaking the fourth wall and looking at the viewers with a sly smirk as she thumbed back behind her. "I bet Oscar right now is like, yeesh, what's with my friends kissing me...eww. but come on, if you look at that hunk, I'm sure there's a lot of women in the roster that wouldn't mind planting one on him. If I wasn't more into women, he would definitely be in the smash category. In fact, I probably wouldn't mind if he smashed me to be honest." She mentioned as she laughed in a mad cackle.

Rylie wasn't breaking the fourth wall though, looking through her eyes there was probably 3 cooks, a host, and several waiters halted in their tracks, staring directly at her wondering what the heck she was doing in the kitchen and what the hell she was babbling about. In fact the closest of chefs, one of hispanic origin that was frozen with a butcher knife above his head ready to chop down on a big fish he had laid out on the table just went. "Que?" as Rylie moved on to a more serious matter. "Alright, I am going to need you all to exit the kitchen for about a few minutes, there's a angry barbarian on the way and I am not responsible for you all being in his warpath." to which the employees looked at each other confused until Rylie shouted out. "Are you deaf?! Get the hell out of here! Vamos!" She mentioned as she moved forward in a hostile manner, assisting in making sure the kitchen got cleared. Once that happened she looked around and opened up the kitchen door and pulled out some vegetables and condiments and sat them on the nearby table.

She then picked up the butcher knife and walked over to the lobster tank and pulled out a lobster and made sure to cut off the tape that kept it's pinchers closed together. She then heard the commotion starting to grow outside, which meant that Oscar was getting closer to the kitchen. "Damn." she whispered in first person as she looked around trying to find a place to hide, she then noticed the big trash bin and smirked. "They don't call me the trash queen for nothing." She mentioned as she opened up the lid and stepped inside, crouching down and covering the lid over top of her as she waited for Oscar.