"I'm not gonna lie, Eiji. You make it worthwhile. You and every other media member that doubts me." The crowd started to laugh at what they thought was a veiled barb. "No, no, I'm serious! I have so much respect for Eiji and for the media in general. Sometimes they're dipshits. Sometimes they give real analysis. Sometimes they just spout off whatever clickbait comes to mind. Really, Eiji is one of the more honest ones in the business. But whatever you think of him or any of them, they start a conversation."
She turned back to Eiji. "And that's all I wanna do. Start a conversation. Like the old playground classic. If you throw a pack of wolves into the cheetahs' jungle, who comes out on top? Who gets to eat?" It was clear in this analogy who Darina thought was the alpha in said pack of wolves. "Who's to say? Other than the zoologists and ecologists, but pro wrestling doesn't have that kind of expert. It's the same kind of question here, though. For decades, people thought there was only one way to fight as a heavyweight in professional wrestling. Only one way to get the people on their side. Big meaty women slapping meat. That worked, and it still works! You've got so many badasses I can't wait to fight. But when that gets flipped on its head... some people feel threatened." She shared a knowing look with Eiji, only a hint of smugness bleeding through. "But most people? Most fans? They're curious. They're excited."
"I'm here to deliver on that excitement, people!" Darina swept her hand across the stadium. "When I win, I make people get refunds for their seats because they only use the very edge. When I lose, the shield I go out on becomes front-page news. If I'm bringin' that, and I'm bringin' the next generation of Emm-Emm-Ay crossing into Ell-Ay-Doublya..." She straightened up after delivering that last little bit in a childish staccato. "If I'm a fan of either sport, I wanna see where that goes. Don't you?"
She pointed a bang-bang finger at the entrance ramp. "I wanna see where it goes with them. The ones you said are taking offense right now. Because they make this worthwhile too, and you've got so many of them for me to pick from. Dozens of women who could throw me around like a ragdoll or beat me into a pulp. Even a few I'd thank for the pleasure." She winked at the camera. Did Eiji hate hentai wrestling as much as he hated MMA? Maybe something to poke on later.
"It's like I said a hundred times last time out: Maybe it works. Maybe, when you build your pound-for-pound rankings or set your betting markets, I'd be the underdog. Maybe I'd even agree with you from an outside point of view." That was an unexpected piece of honesty coming from Darina. She was boastful and proud, and even before a match began, her unshakable faith in herself was easy to see. "But the second I step into that ring? I'm picking myself against anyone you throw at me. I'm picking how I put girls to sleep, I'm picking how I get the people jumping, and I'm picking what I do." She let those last few words hang in the air for a few seconds. Let the gears turn in the people's heads. Let herself smile devilishly. Then she continued. "Because I'm the best at what I do." Darina slowly put her off-hand up and curled it into a fist. The crowd was ready to follow along, one more time. "And what I do is--"