A camera comes alive to a full view shot of Angelina Tarrants cleavage. She hung over the camera trying to fix its focus, angle and zoom.
“Aigght. Just one little… Booyah. Shit.” She noticed the shot.
“Sorry about that dorksticks. I promise to edit this out.” And she mouthed that she was lying to her little nervous assistant. All dressed up formal, with short boyish hair, curly, slender and tall with a fresh pressed green shirt. He had a water gun filled with baby oil in his hands, and his blush was supremely adorable.
Angelina had worn her white bikini, the same one that made it onto the poster. Earrings on her horns, white cloth sarong, black bikini top and bottoms. The lighting was fixed to give her best sections a little shine. Toned stomach, her squishy legs and the hips that you don’t expect when she’s been all goth’d up. It’s that kinda time. She talked from sitting on a stool in the middle of the backdrop.
“Yo. This goes out to all the dipshits at Outmatched and the degens at home. Wait, was it outmatched? Hey. Guy.”
“Its Jin.”
“Gin. What's this event called?”
“Outmatched in Oil, miss.”
“Outmatched in huh?”
He repeated it, and Angelina rolled her eyes, walking over. There’s a whisper from beyond as Angelina walked out of the shot.
“Hey, you’re supposed to shoot me with that thing when I say the thing. K? Right on the tits.”
“On the... tits?”
“The bazonkas, yes.”
The camera clipped with a beep, and the clapperboard hit take two.
“Outmatched in Oil!” Angelina shouted. Jin fired the gun, and it missed completely by a few inches. Angelina looked at the ceiling,
“Again.”
The shot clipped with a beep and take three.
“Outmatched. In. OIL!” Her arms spread, and he fired again. But hit her hand.
She pushed her lips together, looking at him in total quiet as he held the gun pointed.
“Ok, why the fuck can’t you just hit my tits. They’re RIGHT fuckin’ there!” She cupped herself and pushed them together, then up.
“I can’t see them.” Jin replied.
“You’re in LAW and ya can’t look at tits?!” Her eyes rolled, and she pulled up her bikini to flash him.
“Look! Tits! T.I.T.S. TITS!”
Jin flinched and looked away with a hand over his eyes.
“Please, miss. I have girlfriend.”
Angelina’s eyes bulged,
“Oh. My….” And she broke laughter hysterically, cut mid-way by a camera beep. The scene changed until she was at the door, holding a cherry popsicle stick like a microphone.
“Alright. We’re gonna interview some randoms to see if they know what Outmatched is and why I should win it.”
Jin held the camera and whispered while giving a rickety shot.
“You’re going to delete the last thing, right?”
Angelina nodded,
“Yes, now keep up.”
They went out into the halls, dodging props and clothing racks until they found their first catch. A producer.
“YO-YO!” She shouted, popsy stick in the air to call out to him. He looked, pointed at his chest and waited, squinting at the camera now put in his face.
“Ya know what Outmatched in Oil is?”
“Uh, yeah.”
“Do ya think I should be in it?”
Angelina stuck a pose, and licked her popsy stick for a bit of hypnosis to the fella. But he just looked her up and down, then nodded. “I think you’d be a good fit.” Said respectfully.
But Angelina stepped closer to him and held the mic up.
“Ya just pictured me naked, didn’t ya?” And his chin tucked to look down. She gestured to the camera to come in a little closer.
“Come on. Tell ya wife of ya thought crime.”
To that, he replied firm. “I don’t have a wife. I just think, with your looks. And your attitude. It’ll be… nice.”
She raised a brow.
“Riiiight. I get it. Business is business, and I’m Penny Barber. Which is why I should win, yeah?” And he smiled to appease, “Yeah, sure.”
Angelina accepted it, then turned to the camera for a beaming grin. “Ok, last question. Will ya watch me?”
The producer’s smile turned uneasy being on record, and looked at the camera, dead in its lens, unblinking, nervous, and squeaked out a syllable “I…” And Angelina interrupted,
“Cut!” Then started walking,
“Thank ya, guy! Next person!”
She bolted and Jin followed with a pant after twenty seconds of this. They were up and down halls, going up stairs and eventually reached an office door with a label on it in fat letters reading Dan DeFranco. Then she faced the camera, counted it down and it started rolling. Angelina held her half-melted popsy close, with its juices all over her hand.
“Alright, nerds. Next on our shitlist is Dan DeFranco, CEO of LAW and likely Outmatched’s biggest patron. Lets see what he thinks of me.” She knocked on his door. Nothing. So she knocked twice. Then after looking at the camera awkwardly, she began pounding on the door until everyone down the hall heard.
Not that there was many. Except for one who appeared from beyond the corner.
“HEY!” A huge six-foot-six wrestler with bulging arms and washboard abs yelled at her, and Jin turned, nearly dropping the camera and going pale.
“M-Miss…”
Angelina turned to the new person. They pointed at her, and growled, “YOUR ASS IS MINE!”
Jin squealed. Angelina ran, holding Jin’s hand and tugging him along.
“Move ya ass. Quick-Quick-Quick!” And for about a minute, they were chased, down steps and around corners. It was telegraphed by the buff woman’s shouting, and Jin got snippish.
“What did you do?!” And Angelina shrugged,
“I can’t remembah.”
And they continued their flight to a more open area with concrete. There were a few pallets and shelves, along with forklifts and more film production crates, racks and props in plastic boxes, The open garage door allowed the Tokyo sun to leak in a square, but it was next to nothing for the extremely tall ceiling blowing wind everywhere. But there WAS a little inflatable kiddy pool, rainbow coloured and with oil inside. She looked at it, and Jin panned on it with the camera.
“Huh.” She said, then stood up stiff as the buff lady’s breath went on her nape.
“You….” Jin fell back on his ass, and Angie broke a sweat.
“A-Aha… Timeout?”
The lady responded by gripping her throat, prompting Angelina to gag. She was turned around, picked up and powerslammed for a wet slap of skin hitting concrete. Angelina coughed, curled up on herself and stayed there on her back.
Jin got up, and the buff lady stormed off. He panned the camera close to her face. The fall had knocked one tit out of her bikini into plain view. He didn’t watch, and Angelina croaked the words.
“T-There…ya have it… f-foooolks. Outmatched in Oil. A.T. Book it.”
The camera clipped away with a beep. The next shot had the giant lady looming over Angelina’s splatted corpse, sprawled on the ground, and she looked up, glaring.
“You were… Supposed… To put me in the pool… gently… Stupid… fuck.”
The buff lady scratched her chin, then offered a hand. “I’m so-so sorry. I misjudged the pool and was a little caught up in the script.”
Angelina swatted the hand away,
“Ya… think?!”
Jin interjected,
“Do you want to retake?”
And Angelina shook her head,
“Lets just... call it a wrap. Concrete… is… the new oil mat.”
Then the camera bleeped away again, back to the room where they started at the first shot, take twenty. Angelina stood hands on her hips, tall and dignified with an excited beam directed at the camera.
“Outmatched in Oil!”
Jin missed. Angelina yelled,
“That’s fuckin’ IT!”
And Jin squealed for real, dropping the gun which knocked over the camera on its tripod, hitting the ground and facing the door. Angelina picked up the oil gun and opened fire as Jin ran out of shot, and Angelina unloaded on him for as long as she could, then yelled as he was down the hall.
“Even virgins have bettah shots than YOU!”
The video ended with Angelina finding the camera on the ground, giving it a little finger gun and wink. It turned to black.