Top 5 Most Unstable LAW Wrestlers

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Top 5 Most Unstable LAW Wrestlers

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In the violent world of Professional Wrestling, it should come as a surprise to no one that the sport attracts some unsavory people. From the off-putting to the full fledged lunatics, here's our list of the most messed up women on the LAW roster.



5. Lillian Byrne
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Undoubtedly the most tame on this list, but still worth mentioning. The champion of LAW's Middleweight Division, Lillian Byrne, is certainly not someone to anger. Her temper shows through many of her matches, and several title contenders have even used it to their advantage to earn their 15 minutes of fame. Lillian is without a doubt one of the most accomplished wrestlers around, but I'll be admiring her achievements from afar, thank you very much.



4. Kirie Tsukada
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Don't let her adorable looks fool you, Kirie Tsukada is dangerous. While her LAW career thus far hasn't been much to worry about, a look into her time in the indies will haunt your dreams. Kirie is a woman who enjoys humiliating and tormenting her opponents. Among the worst mistakes you can make is so much as speaking to her boyfriend and manager, Hiro Yamashida. Kirie is without question an unhinged maniac, and I don't want a single thing to do with her.



3. Amano Jaku
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If I were rating this list based on in-ring personas alone, Amano Jaku would easily take the number one spot. The cackling, sadistic rascal demon has proven herself to be one of the most volatile women on the LAW roster, and nothing shows off her insanity better than a viewing of her bloodbath of a death match against Yuki Kazikura. She seemed to enjoy every second of the nightmarish match, and that's enough to earn her a high spot on this list.



2. Skylar Jones
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Skylar Jones is a woman who lives and breaths violence. Some could even call her the very personification of violence itself. In her short time in LAW, Skylar's shown herself to be an unhinged and dangerous figure. She's broken bones, burnt ring attire, and put heads through canvases. The best way to invoke her wrath is messing with any of her friends. Many have made that mistake, and there's not a recorded instance of that going well for them in the end. Watching her bloodier matches, it's clear she takes joy in what she does, showing a manic grin on her blood covered face as she tries to payback the pain tenfold. Only the brave and the stupid are gonna be picking fights with her, but I don't see either coming out of it unscathed...



1. Viper Hoshiwara
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What's scarier than someone who fights bloody matches and enjoys themself? Someone who fights bloody matches and looks bored. Viper Hoshiwara's cold look of indifference is one burned into my soul, and invokes fear in everyone she fights. Viper's indie career is filled to the brim with the most extreme matches imaginable, covered in barbed wire, explosions, and scorpions. I would never want to be in the same room as this monster, but if I must, I want atleast ten witnesses.

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