A fistful of ire- Lex vs Patty!

[SubtleRoar]

*With a calm, collected sigh Lex began to silently shadowbox deep within the confines of the law locker room. His assigned opponent went by the name Patty Mei, but from the looks of her, she didn't seem too intimidating: Much shorter than the brilliant inventor, which already gave him a distinct advantage, at least in his eyes. However, he wasn't about to ignore the curvaceous form she brought to the ring, something that gave his meat thermometer a pleasant tingle.* "Heh, she's kicking, I'll admit that much, but I won't be giving her a solitary inch of quarter or mercy when we brawl~" *He muttered to himself, finishing up his light exercise by snagging his trench coat and tossing it across his shoulders.* "Well, time to go augment the I.Q. of the audience by a few hundred points by my mere presence alone!"

*Nonchalantly strolling through the hallway, Lex had established himself as somewhat of a celebrity amongst the law roster- While a handful of women still abhorred his presence, he had garnered quite the little following through both word of mouth and the weekly highlight reel he contributed to. Some of the female rookies giggled and blushed a bit as he made casual eye contact, causing him to send a flirtatious wink in their direction. However, as much of a casanova as he was, Lex was determined to keep himself focused on the matter at hand.* "Sorry, ladies, but I've got another novice to obliterate. Call me later, though~" *He snickered, giving them a nonchalant wave as he reached the opaque curtain.*

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*As his theme dropped, the audience responded with a confluence of support and disgust, something that Lex himself reveled in. It was always refreshing to know that he'd never be able to convince everyone to rally behind him, and having that devoted group of detractors was something he was fond of. As he trotted down the ramp leading towards the vacant ring, Lex hopped over the highest rope, planting his posterior against the center turnbuckle while releasing a grizzly yawn.* "GGrrruaaah! She better hurry up. Some of those new girls were drop dead gorgeous~"

[Aqua]

Mei was getting herself prepared for her upcoming match. Mei was going up against the "Self-Appointed Genius" Lexington Dolph. Yuck that name is a mouthful. "Self-Appointed Genius" my ass, probably one of those hotshots. All bark and no bite Mei said as she openly thought about her coming opponent. Well he'll learn soon enough what it's like to lose horribly Mei put on her attire that consisted of a skin-tight suit. Other women with a body like Mei would maybe want to switch into something else. But Mei, on the other hand, wanted people to see her lovely curves.

Mei being relatively new around her walked down the hallway with few people looking at her. Most of the people that did were stagehands that told Mei what to expect. Finally, at the entrance to the ring, Mei waited for her name to be called. One thing about Law she learned early on is that they liked a show. Preparing a whole bit for an entrance.

To the middle of the ring, an announcer with a microphone would ask the audience for silence for a few moments. This so he could announce Mei. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE LAW UNIVERSE, HERE WE HAVE A SPECIAL MATCH FOR YOU TODAY IN THE BLUE CORNER MAKING HER DEBUT. STANDING IN AT 5'5 AND WEIGHING IN AT 225LBS. SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW HER FROM THE INDIE SCENE. PATTY "PANDA" MEI!!!1

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With that out of the way, Mei made her way out of backstage and onto the ramp. Mei received quite a nice reception, some guys even calling out towards Mei. Mei made little interaction with the crowd leaving them to only look at her. She held a cold stare analyzing her opponent as she came down. Noting small details about his body, anything that could help her. Not that Mei would need much. The ref would open the ropes up for Mei to enter the ring. As she did, Mei would head her way to her corner. Climbing the turnbuckle and raising her arms, being somewhat of a show woman. Now that done she would get off the turnbuckle and look towards her opponent
So you are my opponent huh? Was hoping you'd have more meat on your bones

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[SubtleRoar]

*While nonchalantly reclining against his appointed corner, Lex tilted his head as the unknown woman made her grandiose debut. He would occasionally catch himself gawking at her curvaceous form and sultry stride, but aside from that, he wasn't too impressed with her chipper demeanor.* "Hmhm, I'm going to wipe that smug smirk off of her face with a few blows to her face~" *Lex snickered, rolling his head around in a clockwise fashion as she eventually made her way towards the ring.*

*Once Mei had finally made herself known by casually throwing an insult in his direction, The Silver Bullet unfolded his arms and casually strutted towards the center of the arena, gesturing her to come join him.* "Yeah? And I was praying I wouldn't have to fight a land whale, and yet here we are." *Deciding that a condescending remark about her weight would get her good and riled up for their impending brawl, Lex raised his dukes up and braced himself for the bell.*

"Clang clang clang!" *Finally sounding, Lex would squander little time in trying to set the tone for the skirmish, swaying from side to side to generate a sliver of momentum before rattling off a straight, right body blow towards Mei's midsection!* "I wonder if all that blubber you have is a strong enough shield against my powerful fists!"

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[Aqua]

Mei wasn't surprised in the slightest that her opponent would fire back on her. Especially noting Mei's weight, it was always about her weight. How original... she sighed not seeing her opponent as anything special. Just another guy looking for something to prove. It just so happened to be that Mei was going to prove something herself. Though Mei would be lying if she was not riled up even a little bit because of it.

As the bell rung, Mei noticed that Lex began swaying side to side in a boxing form. Mei took note that he was a striker, meaning Mei had to keep her head on a swivel. Though just knowing he's a striker wasn't enough. With speed easily out preforming Mei's, he sent a right body blow into Mei's midsection. An initial grunt came from Mei, but quickly after getting hit, she felt little to no damage. You punch like a toddler Mei said as she grinned taunting her opponent. Now grabbing his arm so that he couldn't run away Here let me show you a real strike Mei said as she yanked Lex forward and tried taking off his head with a clothesline.

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*Having grown accustomed to his furious fists dropping his foes in relatively short time, Lex was flabbergasted when Patty not only resisted one of his more powerful blows, but somehow retaliated with a devastating lariat!* "GGUAAH!" *His body nearly did a somersault, finally splatting against the canvas with a resonating* "Thunk!" *As a shotgun blast of anguish shot throughout his taut frame. However, while he may have been knocked down, he certainly wasn't out just yet.*

"Grrhh..s..stupid..bitch..." *Snarling under his breath, Lex began concocting a brilliant strategy to try and outwit this blathering bovine with his scintillating assault. First, he would try and coax her towards him with a few, derogatory remarks about her figure while forcing her to unknowingly waltz directly into his striking distance.* "I..is that all you got?" *The Silver Bullet mocked, twisting his body sideways to keep Patty well within view while remaining in an active guard.* "I've had light breezes deal more damage than you!"

[Aqua]

Mei nearly made Lex do a flip from her clothesline. A show of her strength if you will. Now at least Lex will know who the stronger of the two is. The crowd noticeably cheered along for Mei as she landed her blow. Cheers was something she would have to get used to, but it was nice for a change. Now back to the match. Mei had heard Lex say something under his breath, probably something along the lines of an insult. Very soon after he would taunt Mei saying small winds have hurt him more.
That seems to be a lot of tough talk from someone on the floor Mei said as she grinned sinisterly, keeping her guard up in case Lex had something in mind. Mei would reach out one hand to his head attempting to grab him by the hair. If she could Mei would stand Lex up and mock him.
Here let me show you how to throw a real punch Mei said as she cocked her arm back and rammed it into Lex's stomach the same way he did to her at the start of the match

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[SubtleRoar]

*Having grown accustomed to being the antagonist in the eyes of spectators, Lex wasn't too shocked when Patty's blow connected, causing the audience to uproariously cheer and holler as he nearly doubled over from the unfathomable pain!* "Ggrrh!" *He would clinch his teeth together in an attempt to assuage the anguish, knowing full well that if he collapsed again it could easily spell disaster for the Silver Bullet.* "N..not awful.." *He muttered under his breath, forcing himself to gallop backwards to create enough distance between them to try and catch his breath.* "But if you want a box with a master class pugilist, then it's your funeral!" *Raising his guard, Lex forced himself to shrug off the lingering suffering he was enduring to try and conjure up a retaliatory strike!*

*Torquing his shoulders sideways, Lex began circling Patty in an attempt to discombobulate her senses, only deciding to strike when he believed the time was absolutely perfect. Shooting his slender body forward, the astute slugger lunged himself forward, devoting his entire body to bashing Patty's face with the business end of his reinforced knuckles!*

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[Aqua]

Mei felt her fist connect on Lex's midsection cleanly. With the fist landing, Mei would grin at her opponent seeing him double over. Mei would taunt lex by putting up her own boxing stance. Even tapping him on the head with a jab. Quickly after Lex would gallop backward quickly creating space between them. So quick to run away I see Mei said out loud still holding her taunt of a stance.

Lex then began to circle Mei at a quick speed. It wasn't like Mei could catch him, so she stood center waiting for him to approach. Box with a masterclass? Please you can't be to---- Mei said but was promptly cut off as Lex shot his fist forward landing cleanly on Mei's face. Mei's head shooting back, Mei's saliva following suit. Mei took several steps back hoping to create some space knowing full well that punch did some damage

[SubtleRoar]

*Looking to gain a little ground against his condescending adversary, it seemed as though Lex's fist met its mark, as a thunderous* "WHAM!" *Rattled out across the arena. Witnessing her reaction to such an impromptu blow, The Silver Bullet knew that he had to strike while the iron was hot. Recoiling his fist before dropping back into his guard, he immediately shifted stances to that of a more MMA-oriented appearance before lunging towards the staggered female with the intent to topple her towards the ground!*

"Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something?" *He responded with a vestige of narcissism in his voice, attempting to tackle her against the floor by weaponizing his taut body. The crowd was utterly bewildered at the paradigm shift in power, with most of the audience gasping from how proactive Lex seemed to be while trying to overtake Patty.* "You'd be way hotter if you just kept your mouth shut~" *He snickered aloud, trying to lift her off the ground while using her backside as a crash pad for the ring beneath them!*

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[Aqua]

Mei would be lying if she said that Lex's punch did nothing. Not at all, if her past boxing record showed anything, this was not Mei's area of expertise. Not at all, though the punch wasn't enough to knock her out. Just derail her for a few moments. Getting back her bearings she saw that Lex changed his stance to one more like MMA.

Lex quickly shot forward-looking to tackle Mei onto the mat. Though the genius would have miscalculated somewhere. Seeing as how Mei is... a curvaceous individual. Mei has a strong center of balance, with that out of the way. Lex found himself pushing Mei back a few steps but ultimately coming at a stop. As if he were tackling a wall. Grhh... There, not a bad try boy though like I said before I hoped you had more meat on your bones Mei said as she hooked her arms around Lex's head leaning forward to keep her weight on him. Not allowing him to stand upright so easily. Now like a good show woman, Mei would raise one arm as if to signal the audience of the upcoming move. Bringing her arm back to Lex she swung herself back bringing Mei crashing to the mat. Though Lex would crash headfirst into the mat, a thunderous sound the ring made on contact

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