Match Type: Handicap Smother Elimination Match (2-on-1)
Victory Conditions: Eliminate both members of the opposing team via smother knockout. Once a wrestler is smothered unconscious, they are eliminated and are disallowed from getting involved in the match. The match continues until both Love & Lust have been eliminated or Edith is knocked out. Spoiler
“Man is born, man lives, man dies... and it’s all vanity.”
The familiar funky tune echoed through the arena, and the lights began to dance along with the rhythm. When the music hit its second pause, a single spotlight snapped on, catching a figure standing tall at the top of the ramp — Edith Una, back turned to the crowd.
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As the beat returned, she spun gracefully on her heel, one hand adjusting her violet flannel blazer before striking a classy, confident pose. The audience erupted with cheers. Despite her confidence, she wasn't exactly as calm and collected as normal. Earlier on she was told she was in a "smother knockout match" which the girl even HEARING about the concept, the only thing she could think off was a flashback to Jasmine and her cake smothering her in one of her various pranks. Regardless of this unusual stipulations of the match, Edith walked toward the ring with that same calm, deliberate pace she was known for — as she exhaled quietly, her caramel cheeks carrying the faintest warmth. The match type had been... unconventional, to say the least, but she was here to perform, no matter how suggestive the setup, so even with the blush, she put the thoughts to the back of her mind.
She made her way down the ramp with composed strides, and as she reached the ring, Edith paused on the apron, whipping her feet, before slipping into the ring, and hitting her pose.
Finishing her entrance, she began a brief warm-up: as she rolled her shoulders in slow, precise motions, loosening up the tension in her back, twisting her waist to stretch out her core, the fine fabric of her shirt giving a outline of her abs, giving the crowd a glimpse of the sleeper build she had under that fancy attire. She shifted her weight, bringing her legs through a careful series of lunges and bends that spoke to the discipline behind her calm demeanor. The cut of her custom tailored slacks and fancy pants allowed her to be more flexible, shown when she dropped into a full split with remarkable ease, hands on her head as she stretched back and forth. Spoiler
The crowd murmured at the smoothness of the elegance of the pose for a few moments, she stayed there, breathing deeply, the stage lights glinting along her caramel skin and the crisp lines of her shirt. Then, with the same quiet precision, she pressed her palms to the mat and rose, brushing off her blazer as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Straightening her tie, Edith turned toward the ramp again. Every line of her posture was composed and confident, the image of a professional ready for anything, though the faint flush on her cheeks betrayed how aware she was of how lewd of a match she’d been drawn into.
With the announcement of the handicap match, the crowd was already abuzz, the smother elimination stipulation only adding to the excitement that filled the air, and as Edith Una made her way down to the ring, that energy would all be directed towards her! She was the picture of cool, calm, and collected, showing very little emotion as she made her way down to the ring before slipping into it and beginning to stretch out, the crowd showing plenty of love her way as she took her time to prepare, only showing the smallest hints of nervousness. But when it came to her two opponents, stepping out on top of the ramp at the current moment, there was not even a shred of nervousness as they took the stage, absolutely adoring challenges like the one they were about to embark on! And that was because Jamie Harper and Angel Agapi were nothing if not ready to smother the competition, especially tonight! Spoiler
Bouncing happily onto the entrance ramp, Angel would take the lead as Jamie followed close behind, the pair of effeminate, curvy men offering smiles and waves to the crowd as they went down, getting plenty of cheers in response! Of course, when they reached the ring, the two would climb up and take a quick moment to give a wave, before they slipped inside, Angel happily popping up and moving over to the cool and relaxed looking lady!
"Edith! It's so nice to meet you!" Angel bubbled happily, walking over to where Edith stood and suddenly wrapping his arms around her, pulling her into a tight hug, right in the middle of the ring!
"We've heard a lot about you. I guess it's obvious that we're excited to have the chance to face you." Jamie took a more measured approach, extending a hand behind Angel and offering it for Edith to shake while still being wrapped up in her hug, as the two men offered her a warm greeting. Still, when his embrace finally faded, the pair would separate and offer Edith a chance to prepare herself, as the men would be told to move to their side of the ring, stepping back to stand away from the dapper woman!
Edith stood in the center of the ring, exhaling softly as she finished stretching her arms. The crowd’s energy was still buzzing from her entrance, a steady wave of cheers washing through the air. She rolled up her sleeves, as the lights shifted, the arena bathed in gold and soft rose as a new theme began to play. Edith’s eyes flicked to the stage — and immediately, she felt her breath hitch.
Angel Agapi and Jamie Harper.
Even their entrance was… exotic. The crowd’s roar turned from excited to enamored, echoing with whistles and delighted shouts. Edith straightened her posture instinctively, clasping her hands neatly behind her back as she tried to compose herself. Angel skipped down the ramp, radiant and carefree while Jamie followed with a more confident strut — smooth, composed, effortlessly charming. When they climbed into the ring, the ropes shuddered slightly with the motion, and she took a subtle step back, adjusting her tie once more. Both men flashed friendly smiles as they looked her way — and even though neither had spoken yet, that simple warmth nearly undid her composure.
She managed a polite nod. “Ah… hello. It’s a pleasure to meet you both as well, despite th-.” Then, before she could even prepare herself, Angel crossed the distance between them in a blur of energy. Edith blinked, startled, as the effeminate boy suddenly wrapped his arms around her in a tight, affectionate hug.
“H-Huh—!”
The breath left her body in a startled gasp. The hug wasn’t rough — in fact, it was soft, warm — but it came out of nowhere, and Edith was never ready for such sudden bursts of affection. Edith’s arms hovered awkwardly in the air for a second before she hesitantly placed a hand against his back, clearly unsure what to do with them as her cheeks burned bright pink. “O-oh! Um— yes, I— thank you… I appreciate the… enthusiasm…”
Jamie had stepped forward now, explaining the pair's excitement and overing a handshake as he'd extend his hand toward her. Edith was much more comfortable with this gesture as opposed to the sudden glomp from Angel, so whilest the blonde boy snuggled her, Edith would give a firm handshake to Jamie “Th-thank you as well,” she managed, smiling awakwardly. As the referee moved between them, Edith took a step back, rubbing her head shyly. She let out a little huff and shook off her feelings of nervousness. As much as she was, she wasn't going to let nerves stop her from preforming in top form. As such, she'd roll her head and arms, spinning back around and leaning on the ropes, stretching out and tapping her foot on the mat as she got ready for the bell to ring and to see which of the pair was going to start off, though considering Angel's eagerness it was likely he'd want a go first,
Making their way down the ramp, Angel and Jamie were both happily waving to the crowd and greeting those seated ringside, the two effeminate men getting the onlookers nice and excited to see them perform, though they needed little help to do so. However, when they got into the ring itself, it was their turn to show their excitement, as they quickly crossed the canvas and approached Edith, with Angel stepping forwards to wrap his arms around her and pull her into a tight embrace, giving her a warm greeting! Edith looked shocked by the sudden embrace, face soon covered by a bright red blush as her arms awkwardly began to return the hug, while Jamie opted to keep things a bit more formal with a light handshake to the embarrassed woman!
Eventually, when the pair would separate from Edith, both Angel and Jamie would flash her a smile, happily nodding as she thanked them, before being escorted to their corner by the official, taking their place for the upcoming match. The two men seemed to share a brief look for a moment, but without even a single word exchanged, Jamie would nod before slipping between the ropes, moving to stand on the apron as Angel, far more the eager one of the two, would turn back to Edith!
"I hope you're ready Edith! I've been watching a bunch of your matches on the indies, I'm so happy to be sharing the ring with you!" Angel called with a wave, an earnest and excited smile on his face as he walked towards the center of the ring, the bell ringing as the match would officially begin, Angel moving out to meet Edith in the center. The pretty blonde would raise his hands up and offer them to Edith, happily looking towards her as he took the position for a lock up in the center of the ring, looking to bring Edith to him and begin things in classic fashion!
As the bell rang, the crowd's excitement surged again, the arena alive with anticipation for this unusual match-up. Edith stepped forward, her sneakers clicking softly against the mat, posture measured and composed despite the flutter in her chest. They met in the center of the ring. For a brief moment, the two wrestlers stood face to face, then their hands came up, fingers locking. Angel leaned in, grinning playfully, but Edith shifted her weight sharply, taking the lead in an instant. She twisted his wrist, stepping her leg ontop of his wrist pulling him forward, as she yanked Angel forward by his trapped arm.
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Edith, getting a bit more playful, after locking in the side headlock on angel, she'd spin them around, glancing around, before Edith showing off some flexibility, grabbing her OWN ankle, lifting it up and BONKING angel on the top of his head with her own foot! The impact wasn’t enough to hurt — just a playful, flashy little move that got a wave of laughter and cheers from the crowd.
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After the brutal kick, Edith would smirk, grabbing Angel and with a almost dance like smoothness, would attempt to toss the blond boy into ropes with an irish whip, spinning around herself, and if Angel wouldn't stop himself, she'd hit a quick snap arm drag, sending him to the mat, before then spinning around with a fancy twirl, before then following up with a massive dropkick to the boys chest, his pasties in danger of flying off with the brutal kick!
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With Angel being the one to stay in the ring and start things off with Edith, the affable blonde would find his opponent stepping out of the ring and offering a lockup to him, seemingly looking to start the match in standard fashion, something that he had no issue doing. Only, as Angel reached out to grab hold of Edith's hands, he would find her taking hold of his before using her leg to bend his arm, forcing him in close as she suddenly switched to a headlock, wrapping him up tight and pressing his face up against her side! It all happened in a flash, and as Angel was left realizing that he had suddenly been pulled up close to Edith, a smile would break out on his face despite being trapped!
"Wow! That was amazing! Where did you learn to do that?" Angel bubbled happily, not even bothered by the fact that she had taken control of him, though he'd still give a few small struggles here and there. Not enough, however, to stop Edith from taking her foot, and in a show of flexibility and a bit of humor, using it to bonk Angel directly on the top of his noggin!
"Uugh!" Angel yelped as Edith's sole hit him, but before he could process much more, he was grabbed and sent rushing towards the ropes, where he would bounce off and rush back towards a waiting Edith, clearly looking to take advantage. Something Angel wasn't going to just let happen!
"Okay, then watch this!" Angel approached Edith rapidly, but as she reached out to grab hold of him and use his arm to whip him over, the pretty blonde would instead turn and leap into the air, throwing himself straight towards Edith in a fashion that wouldn't let her get ahold of him. Instead, he'd look to give her a crash course on the type of offense that she could expect as he simply threw himself ass-first towards the well-dressed woman, looking to hit her square in the face with his thick rear!
Edith was rather perplexed with how kind angel is bein, sure he seemed rather sweet, considering that he had opened the match by giving her an unprompted hug, but it was rather surprising that whilst in the middle of a headlock, he decided it was the perfect time to complement her technique, that again she didn’t mind someone giving her a little bit of praise, considering that she did practice Brother hard to make movements like this seem effortless.
After the comical bonk on the head, Edith was prepped for a follow through with a arm drag, but Angel would be quick to counter the girls momentum, Edith quickly having to change her tune to try and counter, though his choice of a running hip attack of all things did mean Edith wasn’t prepared to get a pair of effeminate booty cheeks thrown at her!
“Tch!” She winced, not able to get her arms up enough, so having to instead turn her head to the side, the boys buns bouncing of her face like a high speed pillow, Edith stumbling backwards into the ropes from the impact, being able to stay on her feet despite the hip attack throwing her off, leaving her only able to block against the ropes from whatever was coming next, the pinkette also making note to glance at Jamie as to make sure that he wouldn’t try anything while she was against the ropes.
Being bonked on the head had certainly stunned him for a moment, even if the move was more meant to get some laughter from the crowd, and Angel's momentary pause had allowed Edith to toss him off the ropes, preparing for an arm drag as he came back. Fortunately for Angel, however, he had enough wherewithal to see what was coming and get out ahead of it, as he removed the ability to snag his limb from Edith by leaping up and spinning around, now coming towards her back-first! The result was Angel's very thick rear end smacking directly into his opponent and leaving her stumbling backwards, barely able to keep her feet beneath her before she hit the ropes, managing to lean up against them to stop from falling!
It was impressive that Edith had kept herself upright, but perhaps wary of the fact that she was facing two opponents, the well dressed wrestler would cast a glance over in Jamie's direction, seemingly checking to make sure he wouldn't try anything! But in doing so, she would take her eyes off Angel, and the pretty blonde would be rushing towards her, while Jamie kept Edith's gaze focused for a few more seconds!
"I wouldn't worry to much about me sweetheart!" Jamie called with a smile and a wink, as he would point towards Angel, likely redirecting Edith's attention at the last moment, as Angel was already jumping towards her, looking to try out a move he had practiced in preparation for a position like this. The blonde would land seated on the ropes next to Edith, wrapping an arm around her shoulders as he would suddenly spring off and bring Edith with him, falling to the ground and slamming her down facefirst into the canvas! Spoiler
Edith's half second of glancing away would end up costing her, as Angel dashed in, and Edith only had time for her eyes to widen—half a beat of recognition—before his arm hooked around her neck and shoulder, as he would come flying in with a massive rope assisted flatiner, as he proceeds to DROP the pinkette quickly down onto the canvas face-first across the mat with a loud -WHAM- that resonates throughout the arena! Edith’s body bounced from the mat before settling flat, face-first, sprawled and dazed, her breath knocked out of her lungs in a sharp, choked gasp.
Edith once again only could minimize the damage by twisting her head to the side, rolling over and clutching her cheek as she once again rolled away, hand pressed against the hot, throbbing ache as she tried to create distance! Even more surprisingly, with a bit of hestiation, she'd attempt to stand up again, pulling herself onto the middle rope. Even after the impact she was already get back up again!
Catching Edith as she leaned against the ropes, the position worked out perfectly for Angel as he brought the well dressed woman crashing down to the mat with a resounding impact, leaving her slamming down as Angel would connect the move flawlessly! Edith, even after suffering the impact, would quickly roll away, but Angel was quick to rise, and as he did so, he'd spy his opponent at the edge of the ring and already picking herself up using the ropes, and intense and impressive amount of toughness on display! Although even while Angel might have admired such tenacity, it certainly wasn't going to stop him from continuing on, as he quickly moved towards Edith, reaching out to grab hold of her as she struggled to stand!
"You're pretty tough Edith! I was hoping so, cause I've been planning a bunch for this match!" Angel happily continued on while he would reach out and snatch up Edith's wrist, getting a firm hold on her before suddenly yanking her off of the rope! Angel would pull her in close and spin her around all in one fluid motion, and when Edith pressed up against hi he would very quickly slip a leg around hers before threading himself around her body, as he locked in a tight abdominal stretch, forcing their bodies together as he began to twist her core!
