She had put forth the genuine effort to do the normal, girly social thing tonight. Just show up to the LAW mixer, nurse a few overpriced cocktails, maybe find a pair of lips to occupy her time in a dark booth, and go home. She had dressed for the hunt, after all. Said dress - if one could legally call it that - offered a smattering of black and electric blue that mirrored her hair and featured a plunging neckline that showcased the heavy swell of her cleavage and a midriff completely exposed, because abs. The skirt slit all the way to her hips, because legs, fluttering dangerously with every step.
She looked fit. She knew it. And networking mattered. Networking got her sessions; sessions made her money; money funded the kind of deviant extracurriculars she truly enjoyed.
But then, about two lightweight fruity drinks into the evening, the inevitable happened. Someone asked if the "Knotty Duchess" could actually perform in such restrictive evening wear. She also owed the universe something much more important - an excuse to show off at any given opportunity.
"Restrictive?!" she had scoffed.
Ten minutes later, she had a small circle formed around her near the bar. She had already proven her point by folding herself into a standing split, bracing her heel against her own ear while sipping her drink, a feat that drew appreciative oohs and aahs as the dress strained to contain her curves. Then came the questions about wrestling in the outfit, which led to her dropping into a seamless bridge and kip-up that tested the tensile strength of her stilettos.
Now, the crowd had swelled to nine or ten people, and the stakes had escalated to martial arts.
Flick set her drink down on a high-top table and cleared a bit of space, shooing a heavy-set road agent back with a wave of her hand. She hiked up the front tail of her dress, exposing the entirety of her toned legs and the lethal, six-inch spikes attached to her heels. A mischievous, flushed smile played on her lips.
"Now, I ain't any black belt, alright?" she announced to her captive audience, a finger raised in warning. "I just picked up some shit- oops, proper place, no language like that... some... some stuff over the years. So don't go docking points for technique, yeah? You want to critique my form, you can take it up with my heel when it's stuck in your forehead."
She giggled, stepping back. While she had just enough of a buzz for a jagged part of the floor to stumble her, she nonetheless spun on one foot, hair and blue silk whipping around her like a vortex. She lined herself up with an invisible target in the air.
Her right leg flew up in a vertical kick, the movement far cleaner and more disciplined than her humblebrag suggested. Her flexibility allowed the heel to slice the air well above head height. She didn't wobble now. She dropped the foot, planted the stiletto instantly, and pivoted on the ball of her foot to unleash a vicious, snapping roundhouse kick with the left leg, the sheer fabric of her dress fluttering to reveal the white strap of her high-cut panties for a split second.
She dropped back into a poised, ready stance, pleased with herself. A smattering of applause broke out from her little circle.
"What? That's just the warmup!" she chirped, bouncing on her toes, hungry for more eyes on her. "I can do way more than that. Who wants to see a tornado kick in six-inch heels?"
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