
Victory Conditions: The winner will be the first to make her opponent scream at 60 decibels five times, with 1 minute of rest between each successful scream
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Credits
"On this hallowed eve, the stars above grow restless." Purple and blue swirled across the expanse. One by one, twinkles appeared in the night sky like little diamonds. But were they getting closer? "They seek dominion over the realms of men – to snuff out the very light and soul that make this world, and to bring it under their manxome heel. Tonight, my patrons, stellaris obscura shall make itself known."
"Our curse is such: A yawning, unknowable scale. We of this Earth may seek refuge of all, but only the frigid wastes may stand against the void." The telltale crackling brought frozen white and blue across the bottom of our view. Mighty mounts appeared from below, displaying their magnificence. "Ice and iron rise from the Northerly Realms, shrieking their fury against the sky. Amidst their cragged peaks, a Lioness stands alone." In the distance, a roar.
"'Five times one shall cry,' the tome said. 'And at once shall the other rise.' Fret not, denizens of LAW. The screams are part of the show."

