Kirie brought her the first gift, handing her a wrapped box that had Wyvern's name on it. Her first opponent and the one victory no one ever tried to take from her. The problem was the ending which most felt was Kyoko going too far, of course none of those people were actually in the ring with the lunatic, Kyoko used as much force as necessary and would've used more with no remorse if needed. "
Ah Wyvern, I almost miss her crazy ass. But I'm glad we haven't had to deal with her, as a challenger she was great but she had a few screws loose. I searched long and hard for a gift that I felt you needed, I hope you like it. So without further ado.." Kyoko said before she pulled the wrapper apart and opening the gift to reveal a box that she quickly opened before pulling out a book that she showed to the cameras. The cameras showed off the book, which was a self help book. Called
The Mountain is you: Transforming Self-Sabotage into Self-Mastery. "
You see while you are a badass Wyvern, you're also crazy as shit, so crazy in fact that you clearly need help that LAW can't provide you, so I offer you the first book in what I hope is a long journey for your insane ass, better start reading before they cart you to Asylum." Kyoko said tossing the book back to Kirie to be placed to the side. The crowd was already booing her as she pointed at Tara next, who brought her another gift. This one was bigger and had two names on it...Alizeh and Kate. The couple that had been Kyoko's longest feud as as champion. Both got a chance and both lost, but they deluded themselves into trying to find victory elsewhere by getting engaged..Naturally Kyoko was spiteful enough to not let things go off that.
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Tara why do I get the feeling you picked this one for a reason? I know you and Kate have history." Kyoko teased before taking the gift from her. "
I singlehandely made these two famous. When they think of Alizeh or Kate they think of me because neither is relevant enough without my title matches that put them on the map. Despite this being the only reason anyone even cares that they're getting married, I haven't been thanked or given a special mention or a thanks for the matches. I could be spiteful but today isn't the day for that, today is a day of celebration. So let's see what we got the lovely couple." Kyoko said grabbing the wrapping, slowly ripping it off before revealing what was a case with a cake inside. On top of the cake were wedding figurines designed to look like Alizeh and Katarzyna, which by itself would be a cute gift. However a third figurine was behind them and this one was designed like Kyoko holding her championships above them. To make matters worse, once the cameras zoomed in on the figurines more, you could see that Alizeh and Kate's figurines had Kyoko's emblem marked on them. "
Ta-daaaah! Look you two, we got you something for your wedding. I couldn't bring a whole wedding cake here but this small one can be a nice secondary gift, and I know you two will love the figures. I got one of me standing above you guys considering I own you both, so it's only fair your wedding is like the rest of your lives, in my shadow! Sorry Kate we tried to get a figurine of Tara standing over you as well but the guy we bought it from only had time to make three. However you have our number so when Alizeh does what she does best and disappoints you with her poor performance, Tara will be there to make you feel as blissful as she did at Turning Point. Won't you Tara?" Kyoko asked mocking the two further before she turned her attention to Da Xia. "
Your turn Da which one did you get?"
Da Xia handed her present, this one for Akane. The Evil Queen of Strong Style who caused Kyoko a lot more grief than she wanted to deal with. Taking advantage of an open challenge to have her and her partner Tia jump her to get a title shot that they could pick the two arrogantly assumed they could bully Kyoko with the numbers game and injured Kirie. That tactic might've worked years ago but by now Kyoko was done playing fair and showed them just how powerful her group was. Watching those two arrogant bitches cry and break under the pressure of the group's attack and her beat down of them later was one of the most satisfying moments of last year. "
Akane. The first Fake Queen I vanquished. The redhead was a fish who thought she could swim with the sharks. So here's something that you might like for you and your girlfriend." Kyoko finished, grabbing the gift and opening it. This was the smallest gift so far, and Kyoko unwrapped it rather easily before pulling out a pink pair of handcuffs. Most of the fans wouldn't know that Kyoko used some handcuffs to restrain the two before beating them up after the match, but Akane and Tia would know exactly what she meant with them. "
Since you two are permanently stuck together and can't do shit by yourselves I figured I could give you something so you could make your little union official, maybe some extra time together can give you time to put a ring on it Tia." Kyoko laughed dropping the pink handcuffs before going to the next gift handed to her by Kirie.
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Oh boy, another co-dependent loser." Kyoko said before showing the cameras the name. Nashi, the Idol she faced because she ran her mouth. Nashi was one half of a tag team who dared call Kyoko out and even went all out and made it a POW match to try to prove her point. In the end the only point that was proven was that Kyoko was the better woman and Nashi found out that she was not ready to stand against Kyoko and come out on top. "
For the record any idols who want to get into my business. Wrestling isn't a fairy tail, you don't win by being pretty or cute, so if you step in my ring I'll do to you what I did to Nashi." Kyoko said, not even bothering with any fake niceness before she pulled the wrapping paper off her gift, revealing a pair of crutches. The crutches were blue matching the colors of Nashi's partner, which was no doubt not a coincidence considering the words Idol Dragons was on the crutch. "
I know you like to pretend you can stand on your own, but a tag team wrestler is still a tag team wrestler no matter how close you came to winning that match. This is so the next time you try to stand without your other half, you have something to give you some support." Kyoko said, cockily dropping the crutches at her feet before going back to Tara who had her next gift ready.
This was a name she was happy to get to. Tina Armstrong, the first LAW Middleweight Champion, Alaina Sanders friend and tag partner and one of the many opponents Kyoko beat. That victory on the outside looked like another hard fought battle but for Kyoko it was proof of everything that she said since day 1, that she was robbed out of the chance of being the first champ by not being in it and that Tina had ducked her for too long. Tina proved she was better than most of the competition by nearly beating Kyoko, but that only made Kyoko's victory even sweeter. It was a win that meant the world to her. "
The history I have with Tina, beat her, beat her partner and made them both look like what they really are, relics of the past who still think they have a future in my world. Tina was a champ the first real champ LAW had because I couldn't compete in the tournament, and even with all of her impressive wins in both tag and singles action, the best match she ever got and the best showing you ever saw from her came from me. She hit me with everything she possibly could and I survived because I am that damn good. But Tina still rightfully deserves her flowers, had I been in the tournament I don't doubt that she would've been my toughest challenge winning the belt so I offer this...to you." Kyoko declared, ripping the gift open to show a trophy made of Silver, a Trophy that was made to look like Tina raising the belt over her head, much like she did when she first won it. "
No matter what I can't take away your past glories from you, but that's all they are, past glories. I don't see you gaining any new ones anytime soon. So I had this made for you so you can always remember the last time you were the top star, don't worry though you'll have company. Once I do the same to Alaina I'll make one for her and send her your way." Kyoko boasted and then winked at the camera. This was one she was happy to show off, gently placing it down so that she could receive her next gift from Da Xia. This was the perfect person to be giving her this gift.
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Actually Da I'll let you open this one. Because this is one that's special for both of us." Kyoko giggled, the camera got a shot of the present saying Aella Midori's name. Aella had faced off against all of Abdominion to make her challenge to Kyoko, for the sake of her daughter and her daughters girl, it was annoying saga of revenge that Kyoko had to endure, but like any good champ she endured it. Now she can finally move past all of them, but first....She had to prove a point. As Da Xia started to unwrap Aella's gift Kyoko continued. "
So I know most of you know Aella, you people call her Queen of the Sky. My family has a different name for her. Ayane's little puppy. But really that name isn't fair to her...true she lets my grandmother do whatever and true she's whipped but it's not fair to say she only does what Ayane says....She does what anyone in my family says because it turns out Aella is the family dog who if you whip her hard enough she'll do anything we ask, be it my old granny, my mother or me. So I traded your bullrope for something else." Kyoko finished, Da Xia pulling the dog collar out just as she did so, with Aella's name on it and a bell. "
I figured since you'll be staying close by a bit more to tend to the needs of my entire bloodline like the good little simp you are, you might as well be properly tagged. Da Xia and I would love to show you more of the same love you got last time you forgot who your master is." Kyoko taunted, pointing to where in the ring Da Xia could put it while she moved on to her next gift.
The next gift was almost obvious, for one is long and bat shaped, two it had Melody's name on it. The crowd was booing before Kyoko even said anything. Mel was no longer in the good Grace's of the fans but Lyanna still was and no one had forgotten or forgiven the fact that the last time anyone saw her in the ring was when Kyoko knocked her out and carried her to God knows where. Melody certainly never forgot it and it fueled her attempt at revenge against the Belly Queen herself. "
I know I know, you all loved having Lya around, but wrestling isn't for the feint hearted and trust me, Lya was plenty feint by the time I was done with her. Her buddy Melody is made of tougher shit at least, so much so that I'm giving her a gift for having the heart to get down and dirty when you want payback. Kirie, rip that baby open!" Kyoko demanded, Kirie complied and with a single tear the entire paper fell off showing off the very same bat Kyoko ended her match with Lya with. "
I kept this thing because it was a nice memento of an old beaten for. Then I figured, it's kinda just sitting there in my house and really who cares about Lya anymore, no one important right?" Kyoko asked, getting another loud round of boos. "
So Mel you keep it, and maybe you can be more successful than the last person. Be careful though some bits of her might still be on it, and it might cause her some nasty flashbacks if she sees it." Kyoko joked letting Kirie put the weapon away and making room for Tara to come in with a big but thin present with Hana's name on it.
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You know some might say Hana and I have a lot in common, we both come from big families and we both had big shoes to fill. The two biggest differences between us....would be that I actually filled those shoes and was, you know successful. Hana on the other hand...well she was tough as shit and she was far more respectful than anyone here, at least she knows how to treat a true champion with some class. But I could see it in her eyes that she had no hope for success, she was too timid and too shy and even when she found that fire it seemed to go away too quickly. I can only imagine that after my complete victory over her that she's going to hide her face in shame, somewhere in country maybe she has a girlfriend who lives in those parts. I know she might go off and hide and leave behind the public spotlight, and her family. As a family woman myself I couldn't let her do that just yet, not without this." Kyoko said, and Tara much like Kirie did earlier ripped the presents wrapper away to show a big family portrait of Hana's family all smiling, but Hana was either not in the pic or cropped out. "
In the likely event that shy little Hana has run off and left her family I can only hope she accept this gift so she can always look at them and apologize to them for being a failure without having to do it directly to them." Kyoko said, doing a fake bow of respect while the crowd understandably didn't by her words as sincere. She barely tried to make them sound sincere at all and was quickly going to her next gift courtesy of Da once more. Though the name on this gift nearly made Kyoko lose her smile...Harmonia.
The girl who beat her in a backstage brawl for Kyoko's Belly Queen title then put it on the line if Kyoko put her Middleweight belt up for grabs at Turning Point. A clever plan that almost cost her both of her belts....almost. 2024 was a year of mostly victories with her only defeat before this being Akane's cheap shot with Tia's help. Harmonia however handed her the only real and decisive defeat and took something precious from Kyoko in the process, turning their war into a battle of Belly Queens. The crowd picked up on this, and started to chant "Belly Queen Moni" to try and get a rise out of Kyoko. Her face twitched, and she took a second to compose herself before directing her "
You people love worshiping fake Queens, and this blonde bitch has to be one of the fakest that she has to try and take someone else's throne. Da get that open. So Moni you managed to be one of the few challengers who was actually worth the hype, but like all other challengers the difference between that and Champ was still too far for you to climb. I won't deny your Belly Queen Championship win, I won't insult my own title by being petty. But you are a fool if you think simply winning that belt makes you the Queen, I was always the Queen I will always be the Queen and nothing you or anyone does will ever change that. You can beat me once but I will beat you thrice for every one loss. So think about that before you ever get in my face again bitch...and before you think any further on that, get a load of this." Kyoko said pointing at Da Xia, who had a t-shirt that had the pictures of their match that Kyoko took for her tweets, both of them with Moni in a comprising position. "
Look Superstar, I know how social media crazy you are so I decided to match you and give you some new merch to have, these shirts are the just the beginning but plenty of march from our match will be made for purchase, imagine that. Entire stadiums of people wearing shirts of me showing you who the real superstar is." Kyoko said looking deep at the camera to make sure Moni got the message, this was clearly one of the more personal gifts Kyoko did, for soon after she was calming down and pointing at Kirie to bring her the last gift. By now people knew who this one was, with no one left besides the Queen of Domination Kathleen.
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Haven't I been saying we had too many Queens, I guess that's my gift to LAW, exposing and crushing many of them, the only real Queen here is me. And don't pretend I didn't do you guys a favor either, we all know you were sick of Kathleen. She had an attitude and thought she could get her cheap win off me the same way she did off of others to remain so dominant. But the Queen of Domination soon learned that true dominance can only be administered by a true warrior and when we met, you finally saw what looked like. Our fight wasn't a battle of good and evil but a battle of violence and pain, of which I am an expert in administering. And to make sure you never forget that again, I got you...this!" Kyoko shouted pointing at Kirie's now opened gift a singlet like the one Kathleen usually wears..however it had "Property of the Real Queen of Domination" On the middle, right around the area of the singlet Kyoko ripped off in the match. "
Since I'm the only real Queen and the real dominant one that makes you a subject to me Kathleen, and that means that this gear is a lot more accurate to what a pleb like you should be wearing in my presence. You should come try it on sometime, I promise it fits." Kyoko laughed stomping around the ring and basking in the crowd's hostility, feeding off it to brighten her day. "
So many gifts, I'm so considerate. I wonder how many I'll have to give for my next birthday, would anyone even step up after seeing this? I hope so because it'll get boring if people are too scared of me. Oh well, that's next years problem, in the meantime happy birthday to me and to losers I sa-"" Kyoko spoke but was cut off by Kirie grabbing her mic. Judging by the look on her face it clearly surprised Kyoko, who could only look at her clearly asking why with her facial expressions. "
Not yet, not yet...You see while we all agreed you didn't need a gift...you still deserved one which is why we pitched in to bring you something else....Guys bring it down, now!" Kirie said, making Kyoko look up cautiously...before beaming at the sight above her.
Down came a pinata, but not just any pinata, it was a pinata that clearly looked like her next scheduled opponent, Charlotte Ravel. Namely a pinata that resembled Charlotte's pretty face. The Sand Lizard had called Kyoko out the last time they met and Kyoko in her anger made her the next challenger to teach her a lesson, now it seemed that Kirie had decided to give her a chance to teach her another lesson anyway. "
Hope you still know how to use that bat, because it has one more purpose. Giving these fans a visual demonstration of what you're going to do to little Charlotte at Fight the LAW." Kirie said dropping the mic. Da Xia went to Kyoko's side to offer her the bat to use, a rare smile on her face.
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Wow you guys I'm stunned! I never even thought of this. So simple yet so awesome. I truly have the best group around!...No stand back, and let me show everyone a taste of the very same skills that crushed Lya, and that will crush Charlotte." Kyoko said taking the bat from Da Xia, then gesturing for everyone to give her space. Once they were clear Kyoko would wind the bat back like she was playing baseball, lined up her shot with the Pinata..and took aim swinging as hard as she could. The bat hit the Pinata hard cracking it open in one powerful swing that sent the rest of it flying everywhere while various candies spilled into the ring. The stable clapped watching the scene, while Kyoko dropped the bat with a cocky smirk and walked around the mess of candy all around her. "
You know this is a pretty good gift, not just because it was fun but because it was a nice visual representation of what will happen to Charlotte at Fight the LAW. Her head cracked wide open." Kyoko boasted stepping around the candy to find the nearest camera to look into. "
Except unlike this pinata, your head won't spill candy. Just what little brain matter you have, which isn't a lot since you dare say I lost my honor, or that I have become a shell of myself out of ego. What you call ego is what true pride looks like and I'm sick of people like you trying to act like I've become the problem when more of you should be acting like me. But you're friends with Astrid, one of the very few people I respect so as a courtesy for her I will give you one last chance to reconsider. All you have to do is own up to your mistakes in trying to correct me and I will go easy on you and give you a simple match...fail to heed my warnings and you will see violence of which you are not prepared for, violence that will have your blood and guts all over this ring. The choice is yours Charlotte, be good for the birthday girl." Kyoko declared, dropping the mic and stepping back until she was in the middle of the ring, raising her titles once more as another boast of her dominance.
