Rules: Victory by pinfall, submission, or knockout.
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This was an exciting night for the Zero Team X - the rather melodramatic name Mai Shinoda had picked out for her high school keijo team. She had held there was a bright future on the horizon for them, and tonight they would prove it - tonight was the night they would become international stars when they made their debut in LAW as professional wrestlers! It had taken a while for the promoters to find a good match for them, but finally they decided on sticking the three of them in a handicap match against Chikara Yuma, an esteemed sumo wrestler. That was even better - if they could take on a star athlete and win, that was proof they could carve out staying power for themselves in the ring, and become the heroes they knew they could be!Before the match began, the three girls were gathered in the locker room, huddled in a circle with their arms around each others' shoulders. Mai, slipping into her role as team captain, faced them all with a grin. "Alright, girls! This is it! This is gonna be our big night, so we all need to put our best effort forward! Remember, even if it's scary, we've got this!"
"I just hope we look good on camera," Saya replied.
"Don't worry about that! Remember, you're our secret weapon. 'cuz you're big and have big boobs. If we're up against a sumo wrestler, you have the best chance of pushing her back. So we're gonna want you to play a good defense!"
"And please," Naomi added with a sigh, "don't do anything too stupid. If this is our chance to set a first impression...let's not blow it."
"Pssht! That's no attitude to bring into this!" Mai retorted. "We won't even let blowing it be an option! Right, girls?" She put her hand in the center of the circle, and the others joined before they all drew their hands up, with a cry of "RIGHT!" And not a moment too soon - just a moment later, they got their cue to take to the ring. It was showtime!
"Coming first to the ring, from Tokyo, Japan, at a combined weight of 423 pounds! ZERO TEAM X! Wait, did I just say that out loud..."
Spoiler

"...pst. Hey." Naomi leaned over to whisper to her. "Don't you think Saya should be in the ring first, if she's the biggest?"
"Doooon't worry," Mai explained. "I'm just gonna scope our opponent out! If I can take her, I will!" She didn't even have the slightest hesitation in her voice!