Match Type: "Standard 60-Minute Ironwoman."
Win by scoring the most points by the end of the sixty-minute time limit. Points are scored by either pinfall, submission, or knockout. If a wrestler remains outside the ring for too long, they will be disqualified after a ten count and lose one point. Furthermore, if a wrestler performs an illegal move and is caught in the act by the in-ring official, they will lose one point.
Standard rules - DQs, Count-outs, and the pinfall, submission, or knockout MUST happen within the confines of the ring.
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"...Entering the ring first, hailing from Barcelona, Spain...standing at 5'9 and weighing in at 136 lbs...THE ORCHARD OF GOLD...CARMELITA DE LEON!!!!"
Carmelita would enter the arena to a chorus of cheers and boos. The arrogant, self-absorbed, BRATTY, and entitled Spaniard would flaunt her pristine figure, showing off for all to see as she tuned out the jeers and drowned in the praise of her many followers. Only those with GOOD taste knew to cheer for the Orchard of Gold. Those insignificant specks who DARED to boo the beautiful, bronze-skinned woman would pay dearly for their transgressions. They claimed that Carmelita wasn't even a wrestler. They rooted for her opponents, no less!!! These scummy, jealous peasants HATED her for her good looks, her riches, her quality clothing...They HATED seeing someone BETTER than them succeed in life. If only they tried HALF as hard as Carmelita did...or had her silver spoon and financial connections...then MAYBE they wouldn't be wasting away in destitute cesspools alongside their fellow commoner filth.
But beyond that, something was bothering the Spanish beauty. She was APPALLED to see that some article online about LAW was covering recent matches surrounding that low-down, flabby, ill-fitted HAS-BEEN known as Lauren Fredericks. What about HER?!!?!! Carmelita ALWAYS demanded to be the center of attention. After all, she was the BEST. The ONLY time she ever lost was because her opponents cheated and used dirty tactics and moves against her...all this squawking and talking about 'losing fair and square' to the likes of Melissa Moon, Oscar Orelash, or Ai Hayasaka were total lies...slander used to discredit Carmelita's famed name. Someone like Lauren Fredericks didn't deserve to be the subject of any news outlet's coverage. She didn't deserve a CRUMB of attention from even the lowest, shoddiest reporters!!! To be seen as a less interesting subject of note compared to that JOBBER Lauren Fredericks...It made the arrogant Spaniard's blood boil.
Needless to say, Carmelita would NOT be standing for this blatant disrespect. She would voice her opinion as clearly as possible...by THREATENING some LAW higher-ups to construct a match where she could demonstrate to the WORLD just how much BETTER she was than that flabby, oafish PIG!!! Carmelita walked down to the ring, climbed up the steel steps, and elegantly slipped through the ropes. She poses and brushes her hair back, letting the miserable crowd of pests and commonwealth scum bathe in the light of her gilded radiance before snapping her fingers and demanding a microphone from a crew member. "Listen up LAW...All you cretins and bottom-of-the-barrel trash...I'm here tonight because you all THINK that giving the spotlight to an old, forgettable, low-class, talentless HACK like Lauren Fredericks is a much more suitable option...HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELVES, PEOPLE. I know, I know-...It's hard for you to do that since you all lack the brain cells or skills to do more than one thing at a time...but what you miserable mouth-breathers have to realize is...I'M THE NEXT BIG THING HERE. ME!!! You MORONS should be watching ME, not HER. I'm the GOLD STANDARD of wrestling, the soon-to-be QUEEN of LAW. No one comes CLOSE to my level of talent!!! But noooo~...You'd all waste time, energy, and BRAIN POWER talking about 'Thunder Thighs'...Oh! Oh! But Carmelita, your royal, regal grace!!! Lauren's SOOOO- good at slamming people. Oh~? Really?! So she's a bimbo AND a barbarian. Real Nice. I COULD SLAM HER A MILLION TIMES BETTER...and I'll show it to you ALL here tonight...So, without further ado...Lauren!!! Bring your pig ass out here!!! For the next sixty minutes, I'll show these filthy, brain-rotted worms who's REALLY worth talking about...by the time I'm done with you, you'll be moaning and screaming my name."
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