”No, no, no, fuck, no!”
Yo-Yo paced about in the gorilla position as her opponent made her entrance, nervously scanning through the chat in her phone. Sure enough, she was getting messages from her cousin - messages that told her that she was in Tokyo, that she’d arrived this morning, that she’d hooked up with LAW, that she was on the way to the arena to give her ‘backup’. All of this, she’d learned in the last few hours, and it was already freaking her right the fuck out.
Aaliyah Jackson. Her cousin, though most people thought she was her big sister from the way she’d acted. Back in America, she’d always been the center of attention, the show-stealer, and Yo-Yo had hoped to get out from under her shadow when she came to Japan. That, admittedly, hadn't worked out so well, with her losing her matches so far and getting her ass-kicked both times, but hey - it was a process, right? A slow process. A painfully slow process. She’d get there on her terms.
But if Aaliyah was here, it meant that the clock was ticking. She didn’t just need to win this match, and she needed to get a
good one. Quick, clean, decisive. Show that Aaliyah wasn’t the only wrestler in the family who could get this job done right.
”Let’s go, let’s go!”
Yo-Yo’s
chosen track for the day started up and the woman herself came out, making her way down the ramp with a microphone in hand. She was more than a little amped up, coming down to the ring with a hurried step, but she kept the microphone close to her lip as she prepared for her opening rap. As much as time was a factor, she couldn't ignore her gimmick.
”Hey yo, Queen Geedorah and I’m here for business
Took one step on the ramp and I’m like ‘What is this?’
It’s cool, boo - I like them high heels, yo
This a wrestling match, not a fashion show!
In here with that white hair, like a ghost
I’m gonna pull that necktie tight ‘round your throat!
This skinny-ass skank’s got nothing for me
I’m about to smack the fuck out of Wall Street Barbie!”
Yeah, that would do.
Yo-Yo slid into the ring, popped up to her feet, and spun about to face her opponent, looking her square in the eye with a wicked smirk. As nervous as she was, she wasn’t about to let any of that out - if you wanted to be the GOAT, you had to act like the GOAT. Project it.
”You ready to get your ass beat, hun?”