The Puppet and the Imposter: Astro-Not VS Skylar Jones

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The Puppet and the Imposter: Astro-Not VS Skylar Jones

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Match type: Standard Match (With a twist~)
Victory conditions: Victory is decided by pin, submission, KO, count-out, or disqualification.
EXTRA Victory condition: If Astro-not's costume gets removed, she'll be forced to surrender.

Olivia was particularly pumped about today's match. Not only would this be her first match in LAW, but it would also be the first time she gets to TRULY test her skills as a fighter! ...by kicking the shit out of someone in an among us costume!

"And coming in first from... sigh... D-Do I REALLY have to do this? I mean, seriously, it's freakin' demeaning to even say her name! ...Like, COME ON! Am I the only one here that feels insulted over the fact that a MORON in an AMONG US COSTUME is entering the very same ring legends like Rose gold and Lillian Byrne once held legendary battles on?! Like... this is LAW!! THE most important and successful wrestling federation in ALL OF MOTHERFUCKING JAPAN!!!" Said the announcer, prompting the ref to glare at him with a disapproving look on their face

"uuuugh... fine, but this better be worth our time... anyways, Coming in first from who gives a shit we have-"

"ASTRO-NOT~!" Said Olivia, having already made her way inside the ring while the announcer complained about her, prompting the man to take a step back in shock as her theme song started playing
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"JESUS CHRIST! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP HERE SO FAST?!?!"

"Some questions are best left unanswered, my grumpy friend~" She says, though her expression can't be properly seen thanks to her costume, there's still an air of playful smugness in her words... smugness that simply pisses off the announcer more

"HEY! I'M NOT... sigh c-can we just get the other dumbass up here so I can get this over with? I feel like I'll get a fuckin' brain aneurism if I spend another minute next to this freak..."

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Re: The Puppet and the Imposter: Astro-Not VS Skylar Jones

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The fun-loving lunatic known as Skylar Jones laid down on a bench in the locker room, one knee crossed over the other, and hands under her head. She was... confused by the little information she'd been given on this match. For example, she could win by stripping her opponent's attire, but... her opponent couldn't win by stripping her? Wasn't that a bit unfair? Like, Sky was far from an honorable person, but she didn't intend on beating her opponent that way. Her fists and feet would work just fine in beating whatever girl they put in front of her to a pulp.

Her curiosity only grew as she listened to the ring announcer's unenthusiastic monologue. Who'd this bastard think he was? Someone oughta deck 'em. Calling her opponent a moron in an... Among Us costume? Before she could wrap her head around what was going on, she heard her music start to play. Whatever, she figured. It was time to go!
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Skylar came down the ramp with a cocky grin, an empty beer bottle in her hand, as opposed to the usual carton of milk. She heard the usual chorus of cheers and jeers as she swaggered toward the ring, playing to the crowd. She grabbed the top rope, and vaulted over into the ring!

"Aaaand her opponent, fro- AGH-!"

The ring announcer was cut off by the beer bottle shattering over his head, followed by a nose breaking punch to the face! Skylar grabbed him by the legs, and pushed him over the ropes, allowing the man to fall onto the lightly padded ground back first. She picked up the microphone, and addressed her bloodied, horrified victim. "You're job..." She growled, in a shaky, crazed voice. "Is to yell out people's names, not give us your dogshit opinions, YOU GOT IT!?" She roared into the microphone. The announcer nodded, before scrambling over the barricade and into the mocking crowd, chanting Skylar's name. "Ahem..."

"Aaaaaand her opponent, from Perry, Iowa, weighing in at 162 pounds, the brawling Puppet, SKYLARRRRRR JOOOOONES!!!!!!!"

After her announcement, Sky chucked the microphone into the crowd to give a lucky audience member a souvenir... or a concussion. Depended on where it landed. It was then that she finally acknowledged her opponent, Astro-Not. She looked the costume-clad woman up and down, perplexed. The chick really was in an Among Us costume. She blinked a few times, before shrugging. She stepped up to Olivia, her bust brushing against the costume as she looked at the area where she estimated her opponent's face to be. "That s'posed to protect you or some shit? Doubt it's gonna work, Hon."

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Re: The Puppet and the Imposter: Astro-Not VS Skylar Jones

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Olivia simply stared in awe as Skylar gave the rude announcer what he deserved. Her opponent was strong and brutal... just how she likes it! As for the announcer, however, Karma hadn't finished punishing him for his shitty opinion and rude attitude, as the microphone that Skylar had just chucked away landed right on the back of his severely injured head with a loud 'DINK' sound, knocking the man out right in the middle of the crowd.

Olivia chuckled as she saw the rude man be knocked out by a simple microphone before addressing her opponent, which was now particularly close to her. "Oh, trust me, hoodie. If this thing was meant to protect me you'd be in a world of trouble~ ...though come to think of it, that WOULDN'T be a bad idea... but no, this costume is meant to put my abilities to the test!" She says, before staring her right in the eye. Her expression wouldn't be visible to her brown-haired opponent, but her words would most likely show her pride in her choice. "I've chosen to use this costume to test my ability as a striker! To see how far I can go without using my arms and hands! Though its true its not the most honorable option, it is still the ultimate tool to put my leg strength to the test! ...plus, it was a lot cheaper to get than any of the other options I had..." She says, almost immediately switching to a more casual tone "I mean, seriously... a 5 dollar Among us costume is a far better investment than 12 dollar handcuffs... and that's not mentioning all the creeped out stares it saves you!"
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Re: The Puppet and the Imposter: Astro-Not VS Skylar Jones

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Skylar looked at Olivia with a cocky smirk. "Challengin' yourself, ay? I can respect that." She nodded. "Like, in the same way I'd respect someone who threw themselves off a bridge, but still." The brunette grinned, clenching her fists tightly. It was amusing. If this chick was gonna fight Skylar goddamn Jones in a fucking Among Us costume, she might as well have thrown herself off a bridge! She laughed, before throwing a hard punch at her opponent's head!

DING DING DING!!!

The bell rang frantically, the crowd jeering Skylar's cheap blow. A monstrous grin covered Skylar's face, her eyes like a demon's. By the time this was over, that costume would be painted dark red!

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"Heh, the respect is appreciated~" She answered, her tone matching her opponent's laugh in terms of cocky-ness. Skylar's hard punch made the costume-clad heavyweight runt and take a couple of steps back before the bell started ringing. "UMPH!"

"So... Going all out from the get-go, huh~? I like your style, Midriff!" She says, her costume's 'head' shifting a bit as she rubbed her cheek a little, before throwing a particularly harsh kick aimed right for Skylar's side! "...But you'll need a lot more than that to get THIS persistent imposter to back down!" She says, her legs spreading apart a little in a battle-ready stance as one of the audience members yells out: "HOLY SHIT, SHE SAID THE THING!!"

The rest of the crowd then erupts with a unified chorus of: "SUS! SUS! SUS! SUS!" Prompting the referee to cover their ears as Olivia starts seeing why the announcer was so angry about her choice of attire. "...I think I'm starting to regret not settling for the handcuffs..."

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Re: The Puppet and the Imposter: Astro-Not VS Skylar Jones

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Skylar nailed Olivia with a hard punch to the face, the referee ringing the bell as the match got under way. Skylar smirked as the impostor was stunned, only to hit Sky with a powerful kick! "GRAGGHH-!" Sky screamed, the kick knocking her off her feet, sending her flying into the ropes! "OOMPH-!" She gasped, groaning as she shook her head.

The crowd was going crazy, screaming 'SUS' and 'AMOGUS' without any rhyme or reason, they just kept screaming nonsense, shaking the metal ring barricades like wild monkeys. "SUSSYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

Skylar snickered at the chaos, before bouncing off the ropes, running at Olivia, swinging wildly for a lariat!

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Olivia smirked a little as she sent Skylar flying towards the ropes, showing off just how much of a powerhouse she can be, even without using her arms. Though she took notice of the chaos all around her, she was more focused on the match at hand, feeling a rush of excitement as she realizes just how similar they are in terms of strength in spite of their weight difference.

Noticing that her opponent was running towards her to try and land a lariat, the costume-clad heavyweight began running towards her as well, looking to crash into her head-on to try and knock her down to the mat, letting out a loud grunt as they crash! "NNGH!"

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