Oscar Orelash VS. Rylie Marshall - Falls Count Anywhere Match

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Soon enough Oscar would shove the doors to the main kitchen open- his boots making a sloshing and squeaking noise as they were partially waterlogged with pool water. Huffing and puffing with his chest rising and falling, Oscar would slowly look around the kitchen from the entrance and take some cautious steps in as he looked for the rascal.

"Alright... you caught me off guard there... not going to lie... but how about you come out from wherever you're hiding and we keep the show going, yeah? I'm eager to pay you back for that kiss"

Although Oscar's tone implied this as some sort of competitive threat, the wording... definitely could've been handled better. Look- he's still working on his banter. He's learning, alright!? YOUNG LIONS!!

[SimplyWoo]

As Oscar entered the kitchen, Rylie could hear a slight sloshing sound from Oscar's wet boots hitting the ground. She quietly lifted the lid, peeking out to see Oscar ahead of her with his back turned to her. She pulled the lid off of the top of hear head, revealing herself wearing a banana peel, which could have only been on top of her head of she actively put it there herself. She stepped out of the garbage bin slowly as to not make a sound, though Oscar's comment of being eager to pay back for the kiss made her blush and cover her mouth to prevent from snickering.

She had an idea of what to do next as she pulled the peel off of her head and flung it underneath Oscar's legs to stop short of his next foot step. She then ran up beside him as she grabbed his wrist with one hand while her closest arm hooked around Oscar's neck and that closest leg hooked around his farthest leg. She would then rock their bodies forward and jerk with her leg to make sure he stepped on the banana peel, so just in case his strength was going to prevent her from executing the move, the banana peel will assist in making him slip as she would attempt to sneak attack him with a Russian Leg Sweep.

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"If I were a raccoon... where would I hide...?"

Oscar wondered aloud as he continued to look around the kitchen, trying to think how Rylie would hide while playing her character... however- his train of thought would be violently derailed as his foot came down on a banana peel and he felt a pair of hands snag both his wrist and hook around his neck before being thrown backward!

"WAAAA!?!?"

The young lion would shout in sheer shock as the two wrestlers would impact onto the kitchen floor- with Oscar in his panic trying to grab something on the way down only for his flailing arm to smack a pot handle and LAUNCH it into the air! It'd spin through the air before making a loud ass clattering sound as it landed on the other side of the small kitchen. Oscar winced and gasp as he processed falling against the hard floor, leaving him stunned for Rylie to follow up on him as she saw fit!

[SimplyWoo]

As Rylie connected with the move she would bring her hands to her sides of her face and try to spring herself up with a kip-up, which would have looked good if the floor wasn't slick from a little bit of grease on the ground as Rylie's arms flailed as her feet swung up from underneath her, making her unintentionally crash her butt down on Oscar's chest, which with Rylie's booty, was just as effective as any elbow or leg drop as she was sitting sideways with her arms sticking up in front of her, saving herself from completely falling over as she let out a breath of relief, however the ref then came over and began to try to slap the ground to see if Rylie scored the pin as she looked down rubbing the back of her head with a blush as her racoon ears twitches as she shrugged her shoulder. "Oh yeah, of course! I meant to do that..."

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Oscar's body would arch upwards with an "UMPH!!" as Rylie unintentionally dropped her Rascal-sized rump down on his chest! With his shoulders on the greasy kitchen floor, the ref would go to count for the pin!

ONE... TWO...!

Right after the two count though, Oscar would let out a loud grunt and not only throw his shoulders up to break the pin but also throw a forearm strike right into Rylie's back! If he was going to get his opponent off of him, he might as well make the most of it! Should he knock Rylie off of him, Oscar would grab onto a shelf and try to pull himself back onto his feet while looking around at potential hazards in the kitchen. A worried look appeared on his face as he realized just how at risk Rylie could be for injury if one move went wrong... she could fall on that knife- or stumble into a grill! Past anxieties would start to well up as he would fret about how to fight Rylie without seriously injuring her... thinking of only the sight of her in that hospital bed and how distressed Katrina looked... from Rylie's point of view, Oscar was just standing there instead of pressing on with the advantage.

[SimplyWoo]

Rylie yelped as she was clubbed in the back, making her upper body tip forward as she fell onto her hands and knees as Oscar broke the pin. She grimaced from the hit and rose up to see Oscar frozen in place as she whispered. "Dude!' in a manner of saying it like "What the hell?" As she looked around, she then noticed out of the corner of her eyes the lobster she left laying on the table. She then reached for it and rushed forward at Oscar, holding it up with one hand in front of her as she tried to bring it's now free pinchers up towards Oscar, trying to wake up up by letting it give him a pinch on the nose if he didn't react.

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Oscar would be too lost in his own anxieties as panic started to slowly creep in. His eyes would widen and his breathing would speed up. Oh god- what did he get himself into!? Rylie could get burned or cut or deep fried or blended or boiled or even baked! What was he going to do? What would Katrina say? As color started to drain from his face, the Barbarian Prince would fail to notice Rylie charging him with a LIVE LOBSTER! It'd clamp down on his nose and get some... not very advertiser-friendly language out of his mouth.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! FU@%^&#!!#! FU!&@#! FU%!@# SON OF A BI@!@$ MOTHERFU!@#!%$ ON A WITCH'S T@#!!!"

Oscar SCREAMED bloody murder as the sea beastie and future dinner menu item pinched down HARD on his nose- causing the young lion to whip his head violently about in a panic in his effort to get the lobster and its pincers off of him! On the bright side, he wasn't lost in thought about causing an accident in the kitchen and was anchored back to reality! The painful, agonizing reality that we live in.

[SimplyWoo]

Rylie let out one of her rascal-y mad cackles as she watched Oscar flail about. "LMAO!" She said not calling out each individual letter, but saying it like it was a word "You actually use witch's T@# as a saying?" She said surprised as she watched him flail about. She would then kick him in the midsection to give him a different pain to focus on and keep him from squirming as she would then help Oscar by pulling the lobster off of his nose at the same time whispering to him You're freezing up dude...if I have to bring the barbarian out of you so be it. I trust you, remember?", but then she shifted behind him to pull his trunks open and drop the lobster down in there as an added motivation as she took a few steps back to observe her masterpiece.

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Oscar arched forward as Rylie planted her foot into his midsection- bringing his hands up to nurse his now red nose as Rylie pulled the lobster off of him. His rest would be short-lived though as the trash queen would pull on his wrestling shorts and drop the lobster in there- feeling the legs poke his lower body and cheeks pinch his ass! This got another scream out of Oscar- a much angrier one to boot... He'd be a lot faster to get the lobster out of there, even though the Barbarian was hopping around in pain while doing so. How he didn't flat out fall on his ass from how messy the floor was is anybody's guess. However, once the lobster was pulled out of his shorts and tossed harmlessly on a nearby table- Oscar's face turned a deep shade of red... not out of embarrassment, but in RAGE. Mentally running on autopilot, Oscar would grab the nearest object and swing it at Rylie's head with full force. In this case, it was the enormous fish the one Hispanic chef previously mentioned! That's right Oscar was going to try and utterly VIBE CHECK RYLIE WITH A LARGE FISH, taking the meaning 'Holy Mackeral' to a whole other meaning!

[SimplyWoo]

As Oscar swung the fish, it connected to the side of her face, with enough impact to spin her around to drop on her hands and knees. One hand rose up to cup her cheek as she gasped out and looked at Oscar wide eyed looking hurt and upset at Oscar. "Oscar....that." She then grinned, "Was fu@*ing awesome!" she cackled. She then rose up to her feet and charged at Oscar as she tried to lock up with him in a collar and elbow tie-up, trying to shove into him to manuever her closer to the refrigerator, to which she would then attempt to pull herself back and out of the grapple so she could grab the fridge door and fling it open to swing into Oscar.