Match Type & Stipulation Pool

[Ichi]

It's probably too late to suggest anything for the PPV, but given that one stated intention of this thread was to fuel inspiration even outside of the PPV, I'm hoping that providing match ideas after the fact won't be a complete middle finger to the spirit of this thread.

Anyways, here are some match ideas and potential angles that one could lean into:

PowerTum Match
     This match will be like Power Slap

Otherwise known as consensual CTE (brain trauma) for entertainment purposes.

, except instead of taking turns slapping each other on the jaw, competitors will take turns striking each other's tums, bellies, midsections, or other parts of the torso. Prior to each strike, the competitor throwing the strike will have a chance to trash talk their opponent to unsettle them and/or create some other advantage. Alternatively, both competitors could get the chance to talk to each other before each strike.
     Wins will be via KO, TKO, and/or submission. Passing out from pain (or trash talk) will count as a KO. Getting knocked down after a body blow and being unable to rise to one's feet after a 10 count will also qualify as a KO (as is the case with boxing). A TKO will be defined in the same way as it is in combat sports, i.e. the referee deeming that one competitor cannot safely continue. A submission will also be defined in the same way as is is in combat sports, i.e. tapping, verbal submission, etc.
     I figure this sort of match could be used for a feud, allowing both competitors to get verbal barbs in on each other. It could also be an interesting way to "mediate" conflict between characters, where both characters are made to talk in-between battering the hell of each other's tums, thus allowing for some interesting interactions.

Potential Angles

• Regarding the "mediation" setup, PowerTum matches could potentially be used to set up some interesting dynamics and interactions. Perhaps the two characters could settle their differences and agree to a draw. Or maybe one character could concede the match in exchange for something from the other character—this could settle the feud, or perhaps even result in further conflict down the line if one character concedes and the other character does not uphold their end of the deal. Or perhaps both characters could remain pissed at each other and start a brawl after the PowerTum match.

Breast Batter Match
     Each competitors must exclusively target their opponent's breasts with various attacks—e.g. strikes, grabs, claws, electric shocks, barbed wire lashes, rope burn via linear oscillatory motion while bare breasts are pressed against the ring ropes, etc. The scope of attacks allowed can be determined by additional clarifications on match stimulations, so extreme violence need not be required.
     Wins will be via submission. Thus, this sort of a match will be a test of how much pain a competitor can dish out on their opponent's breasts, as well as how much pain said competitor can personally take to their breasts.


C*nt Punt Match
     More-or-less identical to the aforementioned "Breast Batter Match", except that the target is the groin/womanhood as opposed to the breasts. Additional lewd elements could potentially be added.


LAW Match
     Rather than decide to take matters to civil court, two feuding wrestlers decide to settle their differences in a professional wrestling match dressed up as a farcical simulacrum of a court room. RPers can decide to run this however the hell they please. However, one could decide to shittily mimic American civil law and run a match like this:

A way of running a shitty pro-wrestling court

One could run the match in various stages that follow this sequence:

• Plaintiff (i.e. the fucker who is accusing the defendant of shit/wrongdoing) makes an opening statement
• Defendant (i.e. the fucker who is being accused of shit/wrongdoing) makes an opening statement
• Plaintiff presents their case
• Defendant presents their case
• Plaintiff makes a rebuttal
• Defendant makes a rebuttal (i.e. a surrebuttal) if the judge allows it
• Plaintiff makes a closing argument
• Defendant makes a closing argument
• If there is no jury, the judge decides the verdict. Otherwise, if there is a jury...
  • Judge gives instructions to the jury (IRL, the instructions are usually about the law)
  • Jury deliberates
  • Jury reaches a verdict

Of course, since this is professional wrestling RP, there are plenty of opportunities—and likely an implicit expectation—to utterly pervert an already crappy imitation of legal procedure with absurd professional wrestling shenanigans. For example, one could potentially run these sorts of rules:

• There are no lawyers, so each side (i.e. each wrestler) represents themselves.
• Objections
  • Wrestlers can raise objections in the middle of the other side talking.
  • These objections do not have to align with standard legal objections.
  • Instead, the objections could be over stupid shit, like the other wrestler insulting one's mother
    Granted, it would be valid to object to insults to mothers on the grounds of irrelevance and cuntishness ("cuntishnesss" is a formal legal term and definitely not some profane colloquialism that I decided to include for the hell of it).
    , making stupid arguments, or simply saying something that one does not like.
  • The judge may choose to "sustain", "overrule", or "not give two shits about the objection either way". In each case, both wrestlers must fight it out for X amount of time.
    • If the judge sustains (resp. overrules) the objection, the wrestler raising the objection (resp. opponent of the objecting wrestler) gets free hits in on their opponent (resp. the objecting wrestler) before the fighting starts, the number of hits being subject to the judge's discretion.
    • In the case of a sustained objection, the judge can, at their discretion, choose to strike shit from the record and/or tell the person being objected to "to shut the fuck up".
    • If the judge does "not give two shits about the objection either way", the judge may decide to arbitrarily award free hits to whomever they damn well please. If no free hits are awarded, the fighting starts as usual.
• If one wrestler meets pre-defined win stipulations during courtroom fights (e.g. pinfall, submission, KO, orgasm, etc), then the "court" rules in favor of that wrestler. Otherwise, if such does not happen, the case will be decided by a jury (if present) or the judge (in the case of a bench trial, i.e. a trial without a jury).

There are a number of potential angles that one could implement, depending on how one decides to run stuff.

Potential Angles

• Perhaps the judge is biased towards a particular wrestler.
  • The judge could give one wrestler an unfair advantage.
  • The judge could straight up not care about one wrestler's side and rule in favor of their favorite regardless of what happens.
• Courtroom brawls could break out arbitrarily.
• Jury intervention/interference could occur.
  • The jury could beat the shit out of one wrestler to make them lose.
  • The jury could beat the shit out of the judge to turn the match into a regular wrestling match.
  • The jury could beat the shit out of the judge to coerce the judge into making a particular ruling.
  • The jury could beat the shit out of the judge after the verdict out of spite.
  • All of the four bullet points above, except instead of beating the shit out of the referee, the jury lewds the referee (and optionally beats them as well).
• Bullshit legal precedents could be used to fuck over one wrestler.
  • E.g. "The case Jones v. Kazikura established that brunettes should always win over those with black hair. Therefore, you lose this case. Stare decisis, bitch."
• Perhaps the rules are so fucking convoluted that no one understands them and/or gives a shit, thus resulting in the people involved effectively telling the rules to "go fuck themselves".
  • Perhaps not all of the people involved want to disregard the rules, and thus they try to get the "court" to follow the rules.