Real Name: Mark Berill
Age: 52
Hair: Black
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6”6’
Weight: 360 lbs.
Birthplace: Parts Unknown (Venice Beach, California)
Personality: Bombastic, loud, and intense, Mr. Satan is the heart and soul of professional wrestling. He lives it. He breaths. He embodies the spirit of showmanship that is so core to the sport. An unrivaled showoff, he tends to draw attention to himself whenever he’s around, and actively seeks to promote himself at every opportunity.
While all these criticisms - and many more - are true for Mr. Satan, he does truly love the business of professional wrestling, and has an intimate knowledge of the sport that gives him a great insight as a commentator. At least, as far as non-hentai matches are concerned.
History: In the late 80s, early 90s, Mr. Satan was a household name around the world. A former powerlifter, he’d come into the sport on a dare, and quickly gained notice thanks to his intimidating physique and larger-than-life personality. He won multiple titles in promotions on both sides of the ocean, frequently traveling from Japan to the USA (where he was known as Hercule, for obvious reasons)
After he retired in the early 2000s - well, he had a few retirement matches, but that’s another story, Mr. Satan went into numerous commercial ventures, like Hail Satan! brand beer and a reality show with his daughter, Raising Hell. Sadly, none of them quite panned out, and his lavish lifestyle eventually put him into debt. Needing a little quick cash, he signed on with LAW as a guest commentator, hoping it would help stoke a resurgence in his career.
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Real Name: Rangiku Matsumoto
Age: 55
Hair: Purple
Eyes: Green
Height:5”4’
Weight 115 lbs.
Birthplace: Kyoto, Japan
Personality: While Ranfan was a wild, rambunctious woman in her youth, she’s smoothed out considerably and has become something of an elder stateswoman of hentai wrestling. With a calm, seductive air about her, she speaks softly and still has the seductive aura that made her such a force in her youth. She has a deep well of respect for hentai wrestling in general, seeing the burgeoning sport as her ‘baby’ of sorts, and she can often offer deep, insightful thoughts about hentai wrestling that might fly over the heads of others.
History: In its infancy, hentai wrestling - though it hadn't yet even gotten that name - was a more primitive, closted thing. Before the interne, such erotic matches were typically found in the backrooms of videostores, on VHS tapes with shoddy covers, or in private apartment style matches in rooms that reeked of cigar smoke.
It was in this environment that Ranfan got her start. In the mid-90s, she was a staple of the erotic wrestlign genre. While she never won any titles, since there were no titles to win, it was exceedingly hard to find a tape of her actually losing a match. She grew a strong underground fanbase, and even managed to make some mainstream success, landing small film roles and a few spots on daytime talk shows.
In the new century, she was happy with letting her star wane and eventually settled down to raise a family, becoming a realtor. She never completely left the business, however, and would occasionally dip back in for quick matches and shoots.
She kept in good standing with her community, and it was this goodwill that made LAW seek her out when they were looking for a hentai perspective on their commentary team. Eager to be around such talent, she happily agreed.
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Real Name: Ayane Mitsui
Age: 49
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Height: 5”2’
Weight: 105 lbs.
Birthplace: Tokyo, Japan
Personality: Upbeat, cheerful, jubilant, Ayane’s been a ball of energy her entire life. While the years have certainly made her wiser and more patient, she still has a deep and abiding love for combat sports, and loves nothing more than watching this new generation of female fighters blossom. As someone who’s found success in both kickboxing and pro wrestling, she has a unique perspective that she brings to commentary, making her a fast fan favorite.
History: Ayane Mitsui had one and one dream growing up, and that was to become a professional wrestler. She exercised, trained, and studied with that intention in mind, focused her mind and body to it, put everything she had on that dream, all fighting for the one day when she would able to join the WWA, Japan’s premier wrestling league in the 90s. When the day came, she gave her tryouts everything she had.
And failed.
Dejected, she left and headed home, only to be accosted by a trainer who had great interest in her. What she didn’t know at the time was that he wanted her for kickboxing, which led to some problems when she finally got in the ring. Never one to back down, however, she accepted this change and focused on becoming a top-tier woman’s kickboxer.
In this, she had great success, and eventually went on to win the title of her division. But she never forgot about her original passion, and used her fame to get into pro wrestling and live her dream. She would spent the rest of her career flitting back between the two sports, until she finally retired at age 42.
It was her experience in both sports that made her a prime candidate for LAW’s new commentary team, a position she happily accepted.
