Victory Conditions: Victory by pinfall, submission, or knockout.
***
Despite it being a minute before Keith Fox’s first LAW match, he wasn’t in the gorilla. He was directly above it, as a matter of fact, hanging out in the rafters, covered in the shadows, where the bustling crowd below couldn't see him. The ring crew worked with his harness, rigging him up, going over all the particulars for the stunt her was about to pull, and all he could think of the whole time was one solitary thing.
This was dumb. ”This is really dumb.”
Aika, his agent, came in over the headpiece with her calm, reassuring voice, the same one she’d been trying to use on him several times that day with varying levels of success. ”Keith. Kid. You need to relax. Everything is perfectly safe.” Keith wished she could’ve seen the skeptical look in his eye when she said that. ”These guys are professional, they’re not going to let you fall. Trust me. This isn’t all that different from your bungee jumping stunt in the Grand Canyon.”
”This is totally different from that.” He sighed and gave the restraints on his back a tug, trying to work them around to be comfortable without messing up the fit. The absolute last thing he needed was a wardrobe malfunction. ”I only went over once, for starters. This is me flying out over a crowd, and I'm not sure-”
Aika’s sigh tickled his ear. ”You've just got pre-match jitters. I've been there, it's natural.” Keith looked down again, scanning over the audience. He was only supposed to be fifty feet up, but damn, it felt like twice that. ”Relax. Focus on the match. You’ll be fine.”
Keith was still hearing those words in his head a few minutes later, when his theme music was playing and he found himself soaring over thousands. The people cheered, pointing his way as he flew and cameras flashed below him, and he threw his fist up and roared back. For the most part.
”HolyfuckfuckfuckfuckYEAH, BITCH! Fuckfuckfuckfuck-"
Keith made it down to the ring, nearly hitting the ropes with his leg before he managed to get it up at the last second, and came down to a running stop in the middle of the ring. After enjoying the feel of solid ground beneath his feet, he untethered the harness, let it zip away, and then ran a few laps around the ring, pumping his feet and soaking in the applause. Not the worst way to start your in-ring debut.
He was never doing that again, though. Fuck that.
