I've seen my fair share of butts in my days here in L.A.W, picking just 5 for this list was difficult, but I believe I have done it! I have collected what I believe to be the 5 cutest butts in L.A.W, all for your viewing pleasure! Oh, and my butt isn't allowed, it just wouldn't be fair for the others...! Just kidding...!
Just for clarification, there are far more butts in L.A.W to see! And I'm only just getting started, my goal isn't to get smothered of course...! I'll be the one smothering...! Not you, Sachiko...♥
Anyhow, without further ado, here it is! The list of the top 5 cutest butts in L.A.W...!
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5. Danielle Degardin
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No, I'm not biased! But let me talk about my personal experience with this lovely backside! It feels like it was just yesterday... All the way back in my debut, about two months ago, I faced off against the glorious, the stunning, and maybe a little harsh, Danielle Degradin...! I even pulled her bottoms down to get a better look, and it was a beautiful site to behold! I wish there was more to say, but this butt speaks for itself!If you don't believe me, try and pencil in a fight of your own and get a closer look! It's a butt truly fitting of a former model!
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4. Wicke Sykes
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I've never met Miss Wicke, but you don't have to to appreciate what she has! And what she has, is the 4th cutest butt in L.A.W...!There is plenty to talk about with Miss Wicke, she started her career in L.A.W pretty late, but isn't that admirable? She's an asspiration to many, no pun intended...! Well, maybe just a little...!
She even has a PHD! Is there anything she can't do? Probably can't beat me in a smother match, but you know... Anyway...! What a cute butt! 10/10! Congratulations on your butt, ma'am!
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3. Eileen Sommers
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Eileen Sommers is a scary one! I wouldn't want to get in her way, and neither should you...! She doesn't seem like the type to smother you and leave it at that, she might take it just a step further...!Regardless, she has a cute butt, so she makes the list! Good job, Miss Eileen! Your butt shall be appreciated by many, myself included, though, from a far...!
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2. Yuna Matou
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Miss Yuna isn't just a member of the cute butt society, but from what I can gather, a lovely, flirtatious, and friendly woman! She has a lot to work with as far as smothers go, she could even be a top contender for the Smother Championship! Which is totally a real thing and not something I made up...!Congratulations on the silver medal, ma'am, you have a stunning butt, be proud!
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Before we get to the number 1 cutest butt in L.A.W, I think we should go over some honorable mentions!Madeline Kuretsky; That's a butt I wouldn't mind kissing...!
Sydney "Peaches" Hendrix; The only thing better than that backside is her sweets!
Peach and Daisy; Some of my teachers! They taught me so much, it would be a crime not to include them!
There are so many more I could list, this could easily be a top 50 list! Butt, I think we should get to number 1 now...!
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1. Ducky Williams
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Is it any surprise that Ducky was number 1, especially after not being on this list before now? I don't think so! What a lovely behind! Mwah! If not for myself being the Smother Princess, that title would belong to Miss Ducky!Be proud, Ducky, your butt is the cutest of all!
Thanks for reading my article! I hope you found it at the very least, mildly interesting! Peace out! ♥