Alias: Leyley
Sex: Female
Age: 20
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Pink
Height: 5’1’’ (155 cm)
Weight: 110 lb (49.9 kg)
Nationality: An obscure northern European country
Alignment: Heel (chaotic evil)
Entrance Themes
History and Personality
Let’s get this over with. Andy said he’d take me out to ice cream if I sat through an interview.How did your life lead you to join us here at LAW?
Eh, we didn’t have anything better to do. It was either this or sex work. I feel like LAW is just sex work with extra steps, but Andy says that this is safer and more regulated, so this is what we went with. It is nice to get a side of punching people in the face with our sex work.
What do you enjoy about wrestling?
I enjoy that it lets us earn money.
Interviewer notes that Ashley provided her answer with an upward lilt in her tone and a smirk. Interviewer remained silent for several seconds to give Ashley room to elaborate, which she did not.
What do you like to do outside of LAW?
- Journaling - I like to write about everyone we meet, especially anyone who talks to Andy - you never know when it’ll be useful!
- Playing with Andy while he reads
- Watching TV - I like slasher movies, but all Andy wants to watch is the news
- Helping Andy cook, even though he’s really damn unappreciative
- Setting small fires
- Supervising Andy while he’s out smoking
- Doodling, mostly bunnies
Leyley's Doodle
Who the hell else would I partner with? Andy is all I’ve got. Our parents were useless, dad was never around and mom was a total bitch. None of my classmates ever liked me, they just used me to get close to Andy. It’s just Andy and Leyley against the world, and it’s been that way for as long as I can remember. Besides, I’ve got to keep an eye on him with all of these girls around - who knows how many of these hussies want to take a bite out of my sweet marshmallow.
Would you say that you’re closer with your brother than most people are with their siblings?
Well, yeah, probably. He’s my only family, my best friend, my soulmate. He’s everything to me, the best thing in the whole world… What? Oh, were you trying to ask if we’re fucking? Ha, no, he’s too much of a pussy. But, never say never~
Wrestling Information
Practicing with Andy~
Style: StrikerThrows: 1/5
I am, sadly, only a dainty little lady. I don’t have a lot of weight to throw around for throwing other people around, but I’ll sure grab a bitch by the hair and try.
Strikes: 4/5
My favorite hobbies include punching, kicking, scratching, gouging, and pulverizing. Just hit them until they stop moving.
Aerial Techniques: 3/5
Andy’s such a bitch about using the ropes, it’s so fun! Reminds me of playing in the jungle gym as a kid. While he’s worrying about shattering his elbow, I’ll enjoy shattering some hussy’s teeth with my elbow.
Holds: 1/5
Eh, I’m more concerned with getting out of holds than putting people in them. Usually involves some bucking, a dash of screaming, and a lot of biting.
Finishing Move:
Tenderized Hussy
Jealous Streak: Of course I’m possessive of Andy! He’s my brother. Mine. I’m not going to let him or any of the floozies at LAW forget that. I don’t care if we’re in the middle of a match. I’m not going to let him do anything he’ll regret, even if I have to drag him off bitching and moaning, and I’ll make sure those other bitches regret trying to take advantage of my sweet Andy.
No Dirty Work: Andy whines that I try to tap him in too often, but I’m just trying to be smart with my resources. I soften them up, and my big, strong brother knocks them down. He should be grateful that I make it so damn easy for him… Although, sometimes I do make the teeny little mistake of trying to tap him in when I’m in a solo match. It could happen to anyone!
Leap Before You Look: I have an idea, I do it. I don’t have time to sit around and go through every single little thing that could go wrong, like Andy apparently does. You’ve got to think fast in LAW, and it usually works out. Most of the time.
Props of Choice
Handgun (Unloaded?): I’m not really a gun nut, so I’m not sure what kind of model I’ve got here, but I like it~ Andy says that I’m not allowed to bring it in while it's loaded, even when weapons are allowed. Seems pretty arbitrary, but whatever. I can still splatter people’s brains with it.
Baseball Bat: Apparently, hitting things with a gun over and over again isn’t great for keeping the gun working, so I got another fun toy that I can sub in. I spray-painted it black and wrapped it with pink barbed-wire for added flair.
Skunk Bottle: The wondrous things you can order on Amazon. Andy gets sooo pissy when I pull this stuff out, but it’s such an easy win, and he’s the one always going on about how we need to win more prize money. I spray a hussy down with this, tap Andy in, and he takes care of the rest. Best of all, they’re not going to make him hard smelling like that~
Me and the Best Thing in the Whole World