Felines and Punch lines- Felix vs Lex!

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"Huh...so this is my return match..." *The befuddled pugilist muttered to himself as he scrolled through the rather prolific page of his impending opponent's profile. Admittedly, he looked rather fetching in his skirt- He wouldn't mind getting more intimately acquainted if the venue were different, but as it stood, he had a match to claim.* "Tonight, I'm reminding everyone why I'm still a force to be reckoned with, despite my impromptu absence from the ring." *He reassured himself while slipping into his attire, internally deliberating on what would be the most practical way to put this rookie out of his misery without ruining his perfect smile.*

*As his name was called, The Silver Bullet confidently strode through the hallway, rolling his neck from side to side while cracking his knuckles in anticipation for what the evening was about to bring him- Perhaps mere target practice, perhaps a fight of the century, but whatever the case may be he was excited to be on the docket once again. Once he burst through the concealing curtain, the audience reacted with a blend of both cheers and jeers, his posing sufficient enough to send them into an uproar!*

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*As his more zealous fans applauded his long awaited return, Lex blew them a few miscellaneous kisses while sauntering down the ramp, eventually scaling the ramp before hopping over the top rope.* "Man, it's good to be back~" *Approaching his neutral corner, Lex proceeded to do a bit of casual stretching, reaching his arms towards the roof while disrobing his coat, exposing his adonis figure for the crowd to gawk at.*

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Felix was always excited to meet a new face to sit on. Still being a rather new member of the League of Anime Wrestling, each fight was a fresh new experience for him, as well as a way to show of his feminine voluptuous body to the crowd. He spent a little time to make sure his uniform was on before he revealed himself.

"Nya-Ha!" He shouted while pawing cutely at the air with his new oversized fake cat paws.

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He held that pose for a bit, soaking in the audience's roaring praise for a bit. He gradually relaxed the pose as he strutted a few steps forward, before crouching down and leaping surprisingly far managing to land into the ring.

"Ohhhh, what a lovely opponent for Ferri-chan." Felix said as he eyed Lex's body up and down lustfully. Bend forward, with his rump brushing the corner as he admires his opponent's physique. However, he was interrupted by the match started, making him hop a bit in surprise before approaching the center.

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*Once The Silver Bullet had settled in and his music began to fade, he glanced over his shoulder in anticipation for what was inevitably around the corner- He hadn't heard much about his impending competition, so he had no idea what to expect, but when a slender feline slipped into public view he was rather flummoxed by the sight- He certainly wasn't a stranger to fighting unorthodox opponents, but this was beginning to become a habit.*

"Yeah?" *Lex responded in a rather bemused tone, raising a lone eyebrow while simultaneously contemplating how to tackle such a idiosyncratic foe- He knew never to judge a book by its cover, potentially housing two sets of strong limbs beneath that beguiling exterior. Once the bell sounded, Lex approached the center of the arena, extending his hands outward as a means of offering a challenge.* "Why not give me something to work with, then?"