Interviewer: "You've been aggressively pursuing matches against known names here in LAW over the past few months. Do you have any idea who you'll be targeting next?"
Wyvern: *Silently looks at the interviewer, over at the target, and then back again* "Dunno."
Interviewer: *Awkwardly* "I see. Well, are you planning to seek out rematches with any of your recent opponents? You've expressed a desire to wrestle with several of them again, particularly Alizeh Midori."
Wyvern: "Not soon. Branching out. Besides, I fought her twice already, why her?"
Interviewer: "Oh, well, some people thought you might have had a negative response to her calling you a tsundere."
Wyvern: *Pausing mid throw, turning to face the interviewer with the knife still raised* "She. What?"
Interviewer: *Taking a step back* "Called you a...tsundere? I thought you already knew..."
Wyvern: "A tsundere? I'm a tsundere?!"
Interviewer: "That's what she said."
Wyvern: "I'm not a friggin' tsundere! I'm the straightest shooter on earth! I mean, not literally straight, but... What do you mean, 'I'm a tsundere?!'"
Interviewer: "I don't know, that's just what she said..."
Wyvern: *Hurling the held knife so hard it buries the blade halfway into the target, then turning to face the camera* "Hey. You. What's your name?"
Cameraman: *Nervously* "Uh...Stan?"
Wyvern: *Stepping closer, and jabbing her finger under the camera's field of view while glowering* "Stan! I want you to know that I appreciate your work! Proper camera work is a critical part of LAW! Thank you for your contributions!" *Turning back to the interviewer, growing increasingly agitated* "There! I was just openly nice and supportive of Stan! Would a tsundere do that?!"
Interviewer: "Please calm down."
Wyvern: "I will NOT calm down! Nobody calls me a tsundere!" *Spinning on her heel and stalking down the corridor, approaching someone holding a platter of sandwiches* "Thank you for catering tonight! The food was delicious!"
Caterer: "Uh, thanks?"
Wyvern: *Rounding the corner at the end of the hall, beginning to go off-screen* "Hey! Ito! Get back here! We're going to resolve our differences using honest dialogue and emotionally healthy patterns of interaction! Let's hug it out, bitch!"
Ito: *Offscreen high-pitched screaming*
Interviewer: *Turning to the camera* "I'm...not entirely sure she made the point she wanted to."
*END*
Explanation
Obviously based on this. It's been rattling around my brain for a few weeks, and I wanted to get it written down so I could move on.
