Russian Roulette - Never bet against the house
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:14 am
"AGGGH!"
The sound of frustration was loud enough for even those in the arena to hear.
Valentina sighed as she continued the facetime call with her tag team partner, Natasha.
"Look Natty, I get it, but soon we will be basking in tag team gold and then dominate this place. Just wait?"
Natasha had a look on her face that could sour cream. As she paced around backstage, it was obvious the Russian was spoiling for a fight. Previously an unfortunate LAW crew member was laid out by a swift right hand, but even that didnt make things better. In fact, it probably made them worse as the Russian would at the very least be fined.
"Why wait, we should hold every belt, the bookers and management here are idiots!"
Val again tried to calm the wild loose cannon
"I get it, but at least wait until I am in Japan. You know that I had to return to the Ukraine on personal business."
Natasha growled and tried to complain for a second time but Valentina, the tactical wizard both inside and out cut across her tag partners claims
"Natty, dont do anything stupid. Last time you were alone you challenged Matsumi and she crushed you under all 400lbs of her...."
"STOP! Ugh dont say it!"
Val paused. "OK, well listen then, look I gotta go, my train is here..."
Natasha nodded and hung up the phone. She looked thoughtful, the wheels were turning, and this wasnt good. As she lurked backstage, on the screen infront of her was a LAW promo. The promo showed The SWAT Cats, Alaina, Dana Ashford and the Wings Of Wrestling amongst others. It was for a local meet and greet, with no mention of the Imperial Russian Empire.
Talk about red rag to a bull!
"Fuck it!"
Natasha exclaimed and stomped toward the entrance to the arena, she had a lot to say, and had to say it, despite the advice of Valentina
As Natasha emerged to a packed crowd the boos were loud and clear. There wasnt even any time to cue her music. She snatched a microphone from a scared crew member and spoke to address the crowd.
"OK quit your booing because I have a LOT of things I have to say...."
She slipped into the ring and arrogantly sat herself on the turnbuckle, a sign of total disrespect to LAW in this area of Japan where ceremony was a proud tradition
"This is a message to the stupid pathetic "talent" if you can call it that, the management of LAW and frankly all of you idiots who pour money into this company...."
Nat was in her element, this had been boiling for sometime
"So we have jobber losers like the SWAT Cats who are due to win every match they have because they kiss the ass of management, and let me tell you do a LOT more..."
*crudely makes a motion to imply the SWAT Cats offer sexual favours*
The crowd boo and whistle as the riot from Nat's mouth continues
"Then we have the Wings of Wrestling who couldnt even beat those Jailbirds, I mean I think they enjoyed having their faces sat on, did you see the wet patches? Not a good look ladies..."
Nat paused to laugh and shook her head
"Dont even get me started on Alaina, Jesus Christ! Has LAW got a bad pension policy or something that we have to have a grandma wobble her way to the ring and then "power" through a match..."
Nat jumped off the turnbuckle and paced like a caged tiger.
"I could go on but it gets kinda mean... The point is the management here are clowns! Not only do they book terrible wrestlers to win but you all lap it up. And wait, this isnt sour grapes, I couldnt care less, but the fact Dana Ashford is rumoured to be LAW Open Champ makes me want to puke!"
The crowd gasped at the revelation and somewhere the writers were moving in a flurry as Nat had potentially just undone weeks if not months of storylines."
"Oops I am breaking the fourth wall just like CM Punk, speaking of which, you all recall him leaving due to WWE messing up, well LAW is WWE ha!'
The crowd were dismayed and instantly the microphone cut. Natasha tapped it and slammed it down running to the ropes demanding a new mic. She was hastily given one and continued
"See I am silenced here, because they dont want winners, LAW promote side show wannabe wrestlers, which I could beat easily. In fact, lets see. Has managment got any balls, come out here, bring your best, and watch some REAL wrestling skill!"
Natasha paused and beckoned toward the ramp as the crowd waited in anticipation
The sound of frustration was loud enough for even those in the arena to hear.
Valentina sighed as she continued the facetime call with her tag team partner, Natasha.
"Look Natty, I get it, but soon we will be basking in tag team gold and then dominate this place. Just wait?"
Natasha had a look on her face that could sour cream. As she paced around backstage, it was obvious the Russian was spoiling for a fight. Previously an unfortunate LAW crew member was laid out by a swift right hand, but even that didnt make things better. In fact, it probably made them worse as the Russian would at the very least be fined.
"Why wait, we should hold every belt, the bookers and management here are idiots!"
Val again tried to calm the wild loose cannon
"I get it, but at least wait until I am in Japan. You know that I had to return to the Ukraine on personal business."
Natasha growled and tried to complain for a second time but Valentina, the tactical wizard both inside and out cut across her tag partners claims
"Natty, dont do anything stupid. Last time you were alone you challenged Matsumi and she crushed you under all 400lbs of her...."
"STOP! Ugh dont say it!"
Val paused. "OK, well listen then, look I gotta go, my train is here..."
Natasha nodded and hung up the phone. She looked thoughtful, the wheels were turning, and this wasnt good. As she lurked backstage, on the screen infront of her was a LAW promo. The promo showed The SWAT Cats, Alaina, Dana Ashford and the Wings Of Wrestling amongst others. It was for a local meet and greet, with no mention of the Imperial Russian Empire.
Talk about red rag to a bull!
"Fuck it!"
Natasha exclaimed and stomped toward the entrance to the arena, she had a lot to say, and had to say it, despite the advice of Valentina
As Natasha emerged to a packed crowd the boos were loud and clear. There wasnt even any time to cue her music. She snatched a microphone from a scared crew member and spoke to address the crowd.
"OK quit your booing because I have a LOT of things I have to say...."
She slipped into the ring and arrogantly sat herself on the turnbuckle, a sign of total disrespect to LAW in this area of Japan where ceremony was a proud tradition
"This is a message to the stupid pathetic "talent" if you can call it that, the management of LAW and frankly all of you idiots who pour money into this company...."
Nat was in her element, this had been boiling for sometime
"So we have jobber losers like the SWAT Cats who are due to win every match they have because they kiss the ass of management, and let me tell you do a LOT more..."
*crudely makes a motion to imply the SWAT Cats offer sexual favours*
The crowd boo and whistle as the riot from Nat's mouth continues
"Then we have the Wings of Wrestling who couldnt even beat those Jailbirds, I mean I think they enjoyed having their faces sat on, did you see the wet patches? Not a good look ladies..."
Nat paused to laugh and shook her head
"Dont even get me started on Alaina, Jesus Christ! Has LAW got a bad pension policy or something that we have to have a grandma wobble her way to the ring and then "power" through a match..."
Nat jumped off the turnbuckle and paced like a caged tiger.
"I could go on but it gets kinda mean... The point is the management here are clowns! Not only do they book terrible wrestlers to win but you all lap it up. And wait, this isnt sour grapes, I couldnt care less, but the fact Dana Ashford is rumoured to be LAW Open Champ makes me want to puke!"
The crowd gasped at the revelation and somewhere the writers were moving in a flurry as Nat had potentially just undone weeks if not months of storylines."
"Oops I am breaking the fourth wall just like CM Punk, speaking of which, you all recall him leaving due to WWE messing up, well LAW is WWE ha!'
The crowd were dismayed and instantly the microphone cut. Natasha tapped it and slammed it down running to the ropes demanding a new mic. She was hastily given one and continued
"See I am silenced here, because they dont want winners, LAW promote side show wannabe wrestlers, which I could beat easily. In fact, lets see. Has managment got any balls, come out here, bring your best, and watch some REAL wrestling skill!"
Natasha paused and beckoned toward the ramp as the crowd waited in anticipation