Rachel Simone has arrived. You're welcome. (Open Thread)
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 7:34 pm
Rachel Simone walked down the hallway to the entrance ramp with sure footsteps. Everyone she passed was trying their hardest to avoid noticing her terrifying presence. When she made it to the production room she grabbed a mic and told them to hit her music. She had something to say. She had to delay a little bit as she intimidated the production people so bad that they couldn’t remember her name or what her music was. Of course they tried to play it cool, but Rachel knew better.
She waited for the right time in her music to burst through the curtains, making her entrance perfect. She lingered at the top and let the light shine on her and give the people a moment to realize who has shown up. As she made her way to the ring she could feel all the eyes on her and knew that she was about to make history tonight. In the ring Rachel could feel the silence all around her. It was her time to speak.
“That’s right, I am finally here! You can finally have someone worth cheering for here at LAW. And please feel free to do so when I’m not talking!” The crowd erupted into a harsh cacophony of jeering. Rachel stood for a moment in the ring to take it all in. To her this reaction was merely how stupid people cheered for someone obviously superior to them. Finally, she raised her hand.
“And now I’m talking again. You see I came a long way to compete against some of the best wrestlers I could find and now that I’m finally here…” Rachel put her free hand level with her brow and looked around. “Where’s all the competition? Where’s the line of girls waiting to get in the ring with someone of my talent? Well I’ve waited. And I’ve waited. Not a single person has stepped forward to challenge me. I don’t blame them really. I’m undefeated in Women’s Illinois Wrestling which I doubt is something any other girl here can claim.”
Rachel let her words hang there and paused to give her audience a chance to get some more of their excitement out. She had neglected to mention just how many matches she had in WIW but that didn’t really seem important. The important thing was making sure that everyone knew she had arrived.
She began again. “So here’s what I’ll do. If anyone in that locker room wants to know what going up against a real wrestler is like, I will go easy on you. I’ll give you a few free shots and won’t embarrass you too much before I win. Anyone back there willing to take me up?” Rachel dropped the microphone and stood with her arms spread.
She waited for the right time in her music to burst through the curtains, making her entrance perfect. She lingered at the top and let the light shine on her and give the people a moment to realize who has shown up. As she made her way to the ring she could feel all the eyes on her and knew that she was about to make history tonight. In the ring Rachel could feel the silence all around her. It was her time to speak.
“That’s right, I am finally here! You can finally have someone worth cheering for here at LAW. And please feel free to do so when I’m not talking!” The crowd erupted into a harsh cacophony of jeering. Rachel stood for a moment in the ring to take it all in. To her this reaction was merely how stupid people cheered for someone obviously superior to them. Finally, she raised her hand.
“And now I’m talking again. You see I came a long way to compete against some of the best wrestlers I could find and now that I’m finally here…” Rachel put her free hand level with her brow and looked around. “Where’s all the competition? Where’s the line of girls waiting to get in the ring with someone of my talent? Well I’ve waited. And I’ve waited. Not a single person has stepped forward to challenge me. I don’t blame them really. I’m undefeated in Women’s Illinois Wrestling which I doubt is something any other girl here can claim.”
Rachel let her words hang there and paused to give her audience a chance to get some more of their excitement out. She had neglected to mention just how many matches she had in WIW but that didn’t really seem important. The important thing was making sure that everyone knew she had arrived.
She began again. “So here’s what I’ll do. If anyone in that locker room wants to know what going up against a real wrestler is like, I will go easy on you. I’ll give you a few free shots and won’t embarrass you too much before I win. Anyone back there willing to take me up?” Rachel dropped the microphone and stood with her arms spread.
