Kickoff! - Last Woman Standing 2017
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:07 am
“AND NOW... SPONSORED BY WENDY’S... LAW PRESENTS LAST WOMAN STANDING!”
The camera cuts to the ring where a massive pyro display engulfs the stage, the crowd on their feet and ready for some LAW action! Standing in the middle of the ring, however, is a redhead wearing a blue and white striped dress. She has a smile on her face as she brings a microphone up to her lips “Hello everyone! Welcome to Last Woman Standing, sponsored by Wendy’s! I’m your host, Wendy Thomas,”
The crowd open groans at the fact someone is impersonating a fast food mascot to open this event, but Wendy continues with a smile on her face,
“Here at Wendy’s, we serve our 100% Beef Burgers fresh, never frozen, which is also a good way to describe the action we’ll be seeing tonight! This will be the first annual KO only tournament, with prizes based on where you place, the higher you place, the larger the reward!”
The crowd cheers, but some are still audibly having a problem with the Wendy’s girl introducing all of this?
“What’s the matter? Do you people feel like I’ve been misplaced with your order of steaming hot LAW content?” The crowd cheers to signify this is the case, “Well... while I’ll be taking up interview duties tonight and not wrestling like the several women you’ll see over the course of this event.... I’m more than just a small fry,” As she says this, she zips open a pocket on her dress, showing off some cleavage which gets a pop from the crowd!
“Do you all want to see... where’s the beef?” The crowd cheers loudly again as the surprisingly dirty fast food mascot begins to slowly lift up her dress... showing off more of her legs and gradually working up to her waist! When she arrives there, she stays still for a moment, showing of her skimpy pair of panties to a huge ovation from the ravenous LAW crowd before she puts her dress down again!
“Enough time with me though, it’s time for the main course! Let the Last Woman Standing Tournament begin!”
The crowd cheers, now firmly behind the Wendy’s girl as she blows a kiss to them and exits the ring as we cut to a pre match interview!
The camera cuts to the ring where a massive pyro display engulfs the stage, the crowd on their feet and ready for some LAW action! Standing in the middle of the ring, however, is a redhead wearing a blue and white striped dress. She has a smile on her face as she brings a microphone up to her lips “Hello everyone! Welcome to Last Woman Standing, sponsored by Wendy’s! I’m your host, Wendy Thomas,”
The crowd open groans at the fact someone is impersonating a fast food mascot to open this event, but Wendy continues with a smile on her face,
“Here at Wendy’s, we serve our 100% Beef Burgers fresh, never frozen, which is also a good way to describe the action we’ll be seeing tonight! This will be the first annual KO only tournament, with prizes based on where you place, the higher you place, the larger the reward!”
The crowd cheers, but some are still audibly having a problem with the Wendy’s girl introducing all of this?
“What’s the matter? Do you people feel like I’ve been misplaced with your order of steaming hot LAW content?” The crowd cheers to signify this is the case, “Well... while I’ll be taking up interview duties tonight and not wrestling like the several women you’ll see over the course of this event.... I’m more than just a small fry,” As she says this, she zips open a pocket on her dress, showing off some cleavage which gets a pop from the crowd!
“Do you all want to see... where’s the beef?” The crowd cheers loudly again as the surprisingly dirty fast food mascot begins to slowly lift up her dress... showing off more of her legs and gradually working up to her waist! When she arrives there, she stays still for a moment, showing of her skimpy pair of panties to a huge ovation from the ravenous LAW crowd before she puts her dress down again!
“Enough time with me though, it’s time for the main course! Let the Last Woman Standing Tournament begin!”
The crowd cheers, now firmly behind the Wendy’s girl as she blows a kiss to them and exits the ring as we cut to a pre match interview!