L.A.W. - League of Anime Wrestling

"Yeah Penelope, you are going for a lot of dick shots!!! I don't know if I want to have a rematch anytime soon now!!" Neo joked about Penelope's targets. Neo was doing pretty good with the sniper getting headshots. Ripley preferred to use the battle rifle and then to get close and use the shotgun or energy sword.

They blazed through the rest of the campaign. Luna had the best stats of everyone, Ripley was close behind. Penelope and Neo had a mix. Pen had better accuracy and amount of kills, Neon had the better k/d ratio and headshots.

"So should we try out a racing game next? Pretty sure I saw a 4 person one just over there!!! Though I need another Cosmo first!!! Ripley laughed as she talked about drinking before a racing game. Not far away was 4 person arcade racing game.

"Sorry it usually funny to me. " Penople replied with her eyes claimed and smiled.

"Ya we can go racing." Luna said.

They walk on over. Penelope went to the pink one. Luna the purple one awaiting for the two to come on over. It racing time.

Ripley came back with her new Cosmo and jumped into the yellow car. Neo took the green car. They scanned their cards and started racing.

They all were pretty good, though it was clear the Cosmos were affecting Ripley. She was in last and laughing obnoxiously while crashing a few times. Neo it seemed was pretty good at racing staying near the front of the pack.

"Ya Ripley is gone. Now we have drunk Ripley. A new L.A.Wdex entery." Luna said

Luna is thrid palce palce followed by Neo and penople fighting for first place. Luna is kind of worried about Ripley. If she gets a good item it could be all over for all they know.

"I will keep this just in case." Luna muttered to herself.

They were all racing hard, well maybe except Ripley who was just laughing her ass off in last place being a general agent of chaos. Neo and Penelope were neck and neck jostling for first place. Luna not far behind them. "Get ready to eat my ass, Pen!" Neo shot out some trash talk.

Ripley was swerving all over the track but still managed to pick up some items. The last item she picked up was the games equivalent of a blue shell. "Eat this, dickbags!" She yelled as she launched the blue shell. It tore through the npc racers. Hurtling it's way to the front of the pack aiming for whoever was first at the time.

Luna used her poet3xtion item just in time as Neo amd pen got hit with it. Luna thought she was gonna win but Ripley used anthor that she pick up

.it was a boost to her speed and then she got anthormitme which was the same thing. This Lewandowski Ripley winning the race.

"Well damn." Luna said

" I am pretty sure Ripley got some sortmof drunken luck." Penople saidm

Ripley's blue shell worked wonders, only Luna was able to dodge. It took out both Penelope and Neo at the same time. Ripley's drunken swerving was still picking up items and Ripley kept firing them off as soon as they popped up. She fired more missiles and other attacks. She also received a bunch of super bursts which rocketed her into the lead and over the finish line first.

Ripley laughed victory posed on her kart. "Suck" *hic* "It, losers! I beat all you guys and I was drunk!" Neo just put his face in his hands embarrassed.

"Well did you want to race again... Against that?" Neo asked, pointing at the still celebrating Ripley. She was doing pelvic thrusts at the moment. "Or we could play something else. I think they have an air hockey table"

"ya we can do air hockey. " Penople said.

They go to the air hockey area. There are two areas that they can play air hockey. So they can 1v1 each other. If they so wish too.

"Well who wants to play with me?" Luna asks.

She doesn't mind really who it is. Even if it is drunk Ripley. She doesn't know why she was doing the trusting action.

They head over to the air hockey table and they all get ready to play. "We could do a small tournament! Do some 1v1 and then the winners play each other! Hell the losers could also play each other as well!" Neo suggested to the group. Ripley nodded happily in agreement.

Luna then opened her challenge to Neo or Ripley. Ripley quickly jumped in to answer while raising her hand, "Ohhhh! Oh! Oh! I wanna play you!! I like you a lot Luna!" Ripley ogled Luna with fuck me eyes. "Neo and Pen can have a little mini rematch of their cage match!". Ripley grabbed the little air hockey stick and took position at one of the goals waiting for Luna to take her position.

"Yaaa. Let'ssee if you xan get payback a d recoveryourego." Penople tsunted.

They go to the air hockey area for real now. Penelope and Neo on one side. Luna and Ripley on the other side. Everyone payed ip.

" no more drinks for you. Your wasted
?" Luna said

Momma Luna mise activated. Ya she knows she gone. Very honest. Good thing they can walk home.