L.A.W. - League of Anime Wrestling

*Peering up towards the pandemonium that began unfurling before her eyes, Jess quickly began recovering from her light injuries and started to climb up the ropes. She balanced on them for physical support, and with a wicked pain stemming from the roots of her auburn mane, shook the cobwebs from her hazy brain.*

"Ughh..graspin mah hair now, are yah?" *She growled with a vestige of anguish still lingering in her voice. Jess had faced vicious opponents between the ropes before, but Liz was an entirely new breed of insane. Admittedly, it was fascinating to experience such mania up close, but taking it to such a degree wasn't something Jess intended to take lying down.*

*Finally reaching the top ring rope, Jess released a deep sigh of frustration felt like venting a little, and what better way to do so than with a sucker punch to Liz's stomach?* "How bout a lil thank you gift fer ruining mah hair?" *She tapped Liz on her right shoulder, only to plow her left, wrecking ball of a fist into her abdomen.*

Both wrestlers were still ignoring her as she would sneak closer , and when the bitch would move in to attack the cow girl she would strike.As she hit Liz right in the back with an powerful hammer strike as the former boxer would squirm in pain on the canvas while she cradle her wounded back as Helga would turn her attention to Jess.

Only to find out the redhead still thought the other wrestler was more important as she would just stand their with her hammer in hand as she screamed ''come on what a girl got to do to make people focus on her for a chance''.

Laying on the ground, Liz managed to get a few hissing breaths in before Jess came after her again. Her initial reaction to being tapped on the shoulder was glancing up from her pained squirming, eyes going wide as she realized what was about to happen.

"Wait, wai- HURK!" She grunted as Cow Tits' fist smashed into her gut, forcing the air from her lungs and sending spittle flying. Wincing and groaning, Liz gritted her teeth and got ready to try and fight back... until Hammer Whore started venting her frustrations, standing hammer in hand. The former boxer suddenly had an idea...

"Auuuughuhuhhuuuuuhh..." Liz whined, grabbing at both of her wounds and writhing on the mat, legs kicking slightly as if she was having trouble even finding the strength to try and stand. Her hope was that with her playing up the pain, the two bitches above her might take some time to fight each other instead of ganging up on her. But just in case they didn't, the former boxer kept her mind sharp and her arms tensed, ready to strike if anyone decided to really kick her while she was down.

*Only given a moment to revel in her victory, Jess shot a perplexed look towards the hammer heroine while nonchalantly shrugging.* "Well, ah just figured you'n I were on tha same team'er somethin." *Given that the minuscule snot of a woman had drawn their ire, she thought that in a three for all, one person would inevitably be teamed up on.*

"But...iff'n yer hankering for mah hands.." *The crimson cowgirl set her sights on the Helga, squatting down in a three point stance before charging towards her.* "I'm more than happy tah oblige!"

With Liz taken care of it was now between the Hammer wielding newcomer , and the cowgirl who showed more interest in talking to the person who came in responds to the challenge rather then her.Now this could not do as soon Helga was already staring at Jess as the redhead charged at her as the Swedish wrestler would swing her hammer towards the incoming wrestler as it was interesting to see who would be left standing the cowgirl or the hamer.

"Gaaaaahhh..." Liz moaned, before grabbing at her gut with a hissing breath. It didn't feel like anyone was going after her, in fact, it sounded like the opposite.

Fluttering open an eye, Liz went quiet as she looked up at her opponents as they charged each other, swinging their own attacks in some kind of showdown. Well, that was just fine for the former boxer. With a smile she rolled out of her fetal position, crawling over to the ropes and climbing her way up. Now, she could certainly jump right back in and get horribly involved, orrrr...

She could just wait here and enjoy the show for a while. Leaning back into the ropes, Liz watched eagerly as the two girls went at each other. Hopefully she could wait it out until they had tired each other out, reclaim her chair, and beat the winner senseless. Oh, this was going to be fun.

*Honing in on the weapon-wielding woman with an unnatural level of vigilance, Jess shifted her body weight to narrowly avoid such a malicious shot aimed towards her. Twisting her supple frame sideways to generate a sliver of momentum before her feet left the ground. Jess was looking to make a momentus impact, and in her mind, a missile drop kick was the perfect move to leave a lasting imprint on her competition.*

"Nice try, but yah ain't takin me down so easily!" *She snarled, hoisting her frame skyward as her size ten boots attempted to kiss the Swedish woman's midsection.*

With the former boxer out of the way the remaining two wrestlers would rush towards the other as Helga would swing her hammer in an attempt to knock the redhead down.Only to be shocked when Jess would shift her body weight to avoid being hit as she could only watch as Jess would leap into the air before landing her in the midsection with both feet.As the Swedish wrestler would fall onto her back as she would drop her trusty hammer as it would slide across the mat towards Liz as she held her midsection in pain.

Liz leaned back on the ropes, enjoying the show as Jess and Helga went at it. "Helga gets ready to drop the hammer, but oh, Cow-Tits is faster than her size leads to believe. She goes in with the kick, and it hits! Ladies and gentlemen, is this it for our beloved Hammer Whore? Oh my goodness, she's dropped it! She has dropped the hammer!" Liz exclaimed, shooting a wink at the two wrestlers as she narrated their little spat.

"But what is this? Could it be? Is our heroine armed and dangerous once more?" She asked, a glimmer in her eye as she dashed forwards for the hammer, grabbing it and hoisting it up. "Wow, this thing has some heft to it! I can see why you love this thing so much." She taunted resting it in her hands and smirking at both women, readying herself for any additional attention they might pay her.

*As her nearly pristine boots shot into Helga's solar plexus, Jess felt gravity eventually send her plummeting back down into the canvass beneath her.* "Gnnh!" *Her forearms bracing for impact, she collided with the unforgiving ring. And, as with every previous time, she hissed due to the stinging contact.*

*Refusing to remain sedentary for too long however, Jess scrambled to her knees and shot the haughty little shitbiscuit a menacing glare.* "Ya'll need weapons tah brawl?" *She gave a loud, degrading chuckle before continuing.* "Now ain't that just tye defahnition of pathetic."