The following is an excerpt from the tail of an episode of Lexy's Lexinomicon, the talk show of beloved LAW interviewer Lexy Alan. The interview takes place just moments before the public reveal of the card for We Are LAW 5.
"Phew! We've certainly covered quite a lot, haven't we?" Lexy smiled as she looked across the interview table at her three guests, the LAW World Tag Team Champions, The SWAT Cats.
"No kidding! I could use some water! Good interview so far, though! Make sure the cameras as getting my sides!" Tracy Canon would wink to the cameras while posing with her elbows on the table and her chin resting on her fingers.
"It is, it is! Always a pleasure, Lexy! It's refreshing for you to inquire about each of us individually rather than as a group. It's been fun exploring each of our backgrounds like this." Aurora Estrella followed up. As she spoke, she gradually pulled Tracy's elbows off the table one at a time. Tracy would stick her tongue out at Aurora, but she cooperated nevertheless.
"Pleasure's all ours, Lex!" Katherine Hart would smile at the show host and nod in agreement.
On the table rested the pair of golden championship belts. They were positioned in the center of the table between Lexy and her guests. They all sat on the same side of the table to allow the cameras/viewers to view them all from the front and all in one shot. The production lights reflected off the shiny, golden belts, no doubt attracting the attention of tag teams in the division that had their eyes on the prize if they scoured LAW's social media to find this segment.
"Absolutely! We've covered a lot of ground! As always I appreciate you three for always allowing me to ask you anything and for always drawing in those sweet, sweet views and ratingsssss~" Lexy finished in a melodic tone as she looked up at the ceiling comedically in appreciation. The hostess returned her attention to the papers in front of her. She ruffled through them as she noted what they had discussed.
"Okay, so we've talked through Tracy's upbringing and her time in the circus as a performer. Talked about the at length." Lexy lifted her index finger to begin counting. Tracy raised her hand briefly to cutely acknowledge the remark. Lexy lifted another finger to continue recapping.
"We've discussed Aurora's odd journey into wrestling. We understand she's picked up a lot from training with Kat and Tracy here, but we can discuss more on that that some other time. We're almost out of time for this interview, actually." Lexy would look into the distance for just a second or two as she contemplated how to cap things off.
"What say we do a little hot-and-cold questioning to finish things up?"
"A little what now?" Tracy interjected with a squinting expression.
"Hot and cold, Trace." Katherine responded by tapping Tracy's shoulder.
"It's what Lexy calls it when she wants to wrap up an interview by first going into a serious question before finishing up with something a little more lighthearted." The heavyweight explained to her tag partners.
"Yep! And we're gonna direct the serious question to you, Super Kitty! Since we haven't drilled into you as of yet!" Lexy exclaimed excitedly as she tapped the edges of her stack of papers against the table repeatedly.
"So Kat! A while ago, you and Alaina appeared on another episode of Lexy's Lexinomicon! You both announced your intentions to compete with Astrid Ostberg in the hopes of winning the LAW Heavyweight Championship...." Lexy began explaining. Katherine's eyebrows raised as her interest peaked. The blonde nodded briefly in anticipation of the question that would soon come.
"Yourself, Alaina Sanders, Astrid Ostberg. The three of you are no doubt some of the most prominent faces in this company. I can't think of a more notable set of "good guys" or "heroes" in LAW's heavyweight division."
"Kat, how do you feel you compare to these two women? Do you have any thoughts on the idea of people kind of...grouping the three of you together in their minds?" Lexy asked.
Aurora and Tracy contemplated the question, themselves. Aurora curled her index finger under her chin and thought it over.
"Hey, the only 3 woman group that's at the top in wrestling right now are The SWAT Cats, baby." Tracy would say with a smug grin. Kat would soon interject.
"Easy, Trace haha. For sure we are, but I'll answer this one." Kat began. On The Super Kitty's face was her usual confident smile.
"Alaina Sanders and Astrid Ostberg are two women that I have an immense amount of respect for. I'd go into each of them at length but your question was about how we compare, and I assume contrast, with each other?" Kat nodded and motioned to Lexy for confirmation.
"That's right."
"So I'll try to focus on that. I could very easily see how people would kinda group us together in their minds. For my money, we're all really upstanding wrestlers and people. We're all standouts in the heavyweight division and in this company in general. And while I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Astrid face to face, I think I'd get along with both her and Alaina just fine. Alaina and I get competitive sometimes but we love each other. And I have no doubt that I'd love hanging out with Astrid either. I'd have wanted to wrestle her at some point even if she wasn't champion. The three of us are good folks. There's enough beef on us to open up a butcher shop. We're all either champions or championship contenders. We're all faces of this company...." Kat had started off with an even pacing and cadence, but she began to trail off a bit.
"But I think that if you scratch just a little bit past the surface....you do see differences...between us." Kat looked off into the distance. Lexy's ears began to perk up. She pulled out her phone and began to take notes. Aurora and Tracy leaned in and listened more intently.
"It's really easy to see us as comparable but there's a lot that's different between us on every level. Like, let's start with the superficial stuff. Astrid, in my view, has carried and conducted herself with all the poise and all the respect that I'd want from a heavyweight champion. She embodies what the champion of my weight division should be to a tee. And that includes physically. That woman is not small, and that's obvious. It should dawn on people that in a league of Titanesses, she's the premiere Titaness. Ostberg is 6-foot-one and about 190 pounds."
"Alaina's only got an inch on me in terms of height, but we've all seen me next to her in the ring together. You've seen her and I sit and stand side by side in that interview, Lexy. Alaina has size on me. She always has. On record, she's only one pound lighter than Astrid. One pound. But Alaina's got almost 15 pounds me."
"Meanwhile, I only make weight in the heavyweight division by just 5 pounds. Trace and 'Rora make fun of me for it all the time but I eat a ton and I work out a ton. And I'll let you all in on the secret as to why that is. It's because my natural weight would probably land me towards the higher end of the LAW Middleweight range. I choose to bulk so that I can fight the heavyweights in this company. And making weight is not always easy for me. I've come close to accidentally dropping below 170 a few times, heh." Kat shrugged, hoping to move on before Lexy could ask her to expound. By the look on the luchadora's face, it was plain to see that it was a sore spot for her.
"Like I said, if you keep digging for those differences, you'll find them. Alaina and Astrid are both built like tanks. They're both powerhouses and they wrestle like it. Sure, I can lift them and I am plenty strong myself. But I don't expect to beat them in the power department."
"I think watching any of our matches will show you the immediate clash in styles between the three of us. When's the last time you've seen Alaina or Astrid hit a Rolling Thunder? An Octopus Hold? A Hurricanrana? A Moonsault? A dive to the outside of the ring?"
"I could talk at length about where our contrasts lie, I mean I have already but let's ignore that."
"But the takeaway for me is this."
"I both respect and like Alaina Sanders and Astrid Ostberg. But I think it's very plain to see that the two of them have a lot more in common with each other than they do with me."
"And if the two of them happen to listen to this or catch wind of it, I hope you'll invite this outsider to your little heavyweight title fight party. I hope you invite me to the dance.....Because I've got a few dance moves I'm dying to show you." Kat finished with a wink to the camera. A pause followed as everyone took in her words. Lexy would be the first to break the silence.
"My, that was quite a lot. Insightful as always, Kat. I actually hadn't considered much of what you said. We'll see if Alaina and Astrid take your words to heart.
"That's the last time in a while that I try to question you seriously." Lexy sighed. Aurora and Tracy giggled s bit.
"Why don't we move on to the "cool" line of questioning. Something fun and silly. Something the audience is probably dying to know about you guys."
"Oh, it's a question for all of us?" Aurora asked with excitement in her tone.
"Mhmm!" Lexy nodded.
"Lay it on me!" Tracy leaned forward with both hands on the table.
"Okay! How would each of you.....say you identify as far as sexual orientation?" Lexy finished with a sly grin.
"Huh?!" Kat would exclaim with a slight blush on her face.
"Easy! I'm bi! Always liked girls and boys! I feel like you can't really go wrong with either." Tracy interjected.
"There's like, exactly zero shortage of hot women on LAW. But some of the boys do be looking positively delicious to Mama Tracy!" Tracy would look up and swoon.
"I find men and women attractive as well." Aurora interjected.
"But I haven't really worked out a label yet if any apply. I want to say I'm leaning towards identifying as pansexual, but I'm still figuring a few things out. I am still pretty young, after all...." Aurora contemplated aloud as she leaned back in her chair.
"Mhmm!" Lexy noted down. A pause followed. Slowly, everyone's eyes gravitated towards Kat, who was looking away, seemingly unwilling to answer. When it became obvious that everyone was expecting an answer, Kat began to fake whistling.
"Kat, no one's buying that." Lexy Alan said sternly.
"Aw man." Kat replied.
"Come on! There's no pressure, I just want to know if I have a chance to get a little closer to The Super Kitty's super kitty!" Lexy joked in a sarcastic tone.
"Not before I do!" Tracy snapped. The blush on Kat's face only grew redder.
"We'll make it easier on you, Kat. Kill the cameras, please. We'll wrap up. We'll do the rest of the interview off the record so that Kat can tell us privately without the whole world hanging on her every word. That's better right?"
"That, I can do." Hart would answer with a reserved smile. Little did anyone know that as the production crew turned off their equipment, Lexy started the voice recording app on her phone, leading to the leaking of the rest of this interview regardless! After a few minutes, when much of the staff began to head out, Lexy leaned forward and asked again.
"Okay so, Kat. Just for my own sake because I'm beyond curious and dying to know....how do you identify?"
"Well...." The Super Kitty began.
"Growing up, I always thought I was straight. And I do like men. I like the idea of a guy I can wrestle with. But I've spent a lot of time in the wrestling industry, you know? You spend a lot of time....up close and personal with people of your same or similar gender.....and it's made me reconsider.... some things." Kat stumbled through this with some effort.
"You don't say?" Lexy asked, with some intrigue.
"At this point, like I've told these two, I'm willing to say that I'm heteroflexible. I'll do some stuff with women, but I've really gotta think about it and it has to feel right, you know? I'm sure it sounds silly."
"Not silly at all! You know we support you, Kat!" Aurora exclaimed, hugging Kat from the side. Tracy would approach from behind and hug Kat. The two got out of their seats to show their love and support for their fellow SWAT Cat.
"I probably couldn't go steady with anyone for a little while anyways. Imagine dating a wrestling champion and finding out every heel on the roster wants to jump her 24/7. If I dated someone, they'd just get jumped, too." Kat lamented. But Tracy and Aurora shushed the amazon and rubbed her shoulders and head to assure her things would be okay.
"You guys are so wholesome!" Lexy commented.
Suddenly, all at once, everyone's phones went off. Lexy was the first to check her alert. She looked at her phone with curiosity at first, but soon her expression became a thousand-yard stare.
The SWAT Cats continued their cuddle puddle. But due to their positioning, it would be Tracy that managed to dismount and reach her phone first. She skimmed the notification.
"Oh snap! Kat! 'Rora! The card for We Are LAW is out! Looks like we all got the matches we wanted. You two against the Thundergirls. I'm up against Camie Young...."
"That sounds good." Kat nodded.
"Hold on.... Aurora..." Tracy began. Aurora's ears perked up. Tracy would zip her arm over Aurora's shoulder and pull her in close.
"Look at this! You're in the main event!"
"Oh! What an honor! That's fantastic!" Aurora exclaimed with a smile. But Tracy would respond by immediately bursting out into laughter.
"Hahahahahahahaha! No no no, look here a second! This is beyond fantastic!" Tracy would exclaim as she swiped through her phone. The expression on Lexy's face darkened.
"Okay, so check this, guys! 'Rora! You're number one contender for the Lightweight title, right?"
"Yes."
"But you're MAIN EVENTING OVER the chick that you're the number one contender for! Dude that's gotta be the ultimate disrespect! Imagine losing the main event slot! To your number one contender! Because they were ACTUALLY DEFENDING THEIR OWN TITLE!" Tracy continued her hysterical laughter after this. The other SWAT Cats reacted not knowing that this conversation was being recorded.
"Oooof. When you put it that way ...kinda hard not to see this as a huge statement."
"Well, I can't deny that things certainly worked out this way for good reason."
"Dude, do think Rose Gold is gonna be mad about this? I'm pretty sure she'll be pissed."
The SWAT Cats back and forths would be interrupted by Lexy aggressively collecting her belongings and packing her things.
"Dude, you know how Lexy gets when you mention Rose."
"It's not my fault the card came out! I feel like it's kinda hard NOT to talk about this, you know?"
"I guess, but-"
"AURORA..." Lexy interjected.
"Sorry, I lost my composure...." Lexy continued, but in a tone that suggested she still didn't have all her composure.
"Do you truly feel that your match being in the main event is deserved? Do you feel like you earned this? I don't."
A pause followed. Aurora looked at Lexy with a deadpan expression. Her tone helped convey this.
"Personally, I don't really see the relevance." The Galaxy Cat shrugged.
"I had nothing to do with the decision. Management chose it. DeFranco signed off on it, clearly. If you feel my match being the main event is unearned, why not take it up with your boss?" Aurora answered. But Lexy was still seething. The interviewer grit her teeth. She clutched her bag.
"That's the political answer but I'm tired of dancing around this. Lexy, you asked that we not discuss Aurora's eventual title challenge with Rose. You made it sound real clerical. You didn't want to invite the chance to be biased in your journalism, sure."
"But do you think that I'm going to stand here and let you accuse one of my best friends of not being worthy to main event We Are LAW?! Aurora's fighting women across all weight classes! Aurora's undefeated! She hasn't lost to any lightweight or anyone else for that matter! She's s fighting champion just like the rest of us! And you're mad at her for EARNING her chance to shine?"
"I'm in that same match, too! Do you think I'M not deserving of a chance to main event?"
Lexy paused for a moment before clearing her throat.
"I think this will be our last interview for a while." Lexy would say before she hurried off.
The Cats shook their heads as they let her leave. Little did they know that the interview in it's entirety would be made available. Though Katherine, Tracy, and Aurora had all wondered whether or not they accidentally burned their bridge with Lexy, they'd all find out later that Lexy was more than willing to burn her bridge with the tag team champions!