Victory Stipulations: Loser must kiss the bare ass of the winner.
Shit.
Jessica Beauregard, who had already missed one cue to step onto stage in her jabbing a stagehand to ask him if it was always this loud, shimmied and bounced and stretched to get herself cocksure enough to trot out in front of- oh, only about hundreds of thousands of people and decided she might have been wrong. Fighting in this arena might have beaten strutting around and fighting on the beach - which had been fuckin' nice.
But she strolled with exaggerated confidence at the second urging into the arena atmosphere, and between her screaming music, all the people cheering for her, and the lights blaring down on her, Jess had to let out an awed croak - one that she didn't... think anyone had heard. That would be embarrassing as hell.
Not wanting to screw up and make another half-assed entrance if she didn't get her head together, Jess put on a confident smirk and swaggered her way to the edge of the stage before she stopped to pose with her best impression of those Instagram fitness hotties. When that got a pretty good reaction - maybe these guys had seen her showing off last week - her trot down the ramp became looser and bouncier, with a few outstretched hands earning slaps from hers.
After she got to the ring, remembering to take an excessively long amount of time swinging her long legs in through the ropes and giving the crowd her best flirty expression - feeling a little too much like a fuckin' stripper when it turned into an open-mouthed, suggestive smile - Jess was a little glad the lights left her and her music died down. She showed off better in the fight.
...Which, she also needed to be ready for, because this was going to be as wild-assed as they got. Ass being the key word... Jess peeped down at the booty shorts she wore instead of her leggings with that in mind.
A girl had to get herself into a certain state of mind for a smother match.