When the "Die Dämonin" walks into a pub - Mephistopheles vs Vivi

[Over mainyu]

Mephistopheles was a whole lot of things, most of them evil or malevolent, but “stupid” was definitely not one of them. He clearly saw through the Snake Queen’s intentions to lull him into a false sense of security so she could ambush him, a classic trap used by ring villains that the clown demon already knew all too well

The Heartbreaker looked him up and down, taking in his exotic clown costume that he’d designed himself, while asking if being a harlequin was his gimmick. “Let’s say it is, buuuuuuuuuuuut with a few differences. And I’m guessing yours is being a daddy’s or mommy’s little girl who thinks she can get away with anything without consequences,” he replied playfully to his opponent, as a sort of introduction.

He noticed a certain unease in Vivy’s movements, as if she were pretending to want to treat him well; it was clear that the mere presence of the demon in the establishment greatly unsettled the place’s manager. The way she held her arms and fiddled with her clothes revealed her disdain for her surprise opponent.

It was very clear that the queen wanted to see the Chaos Harlequin destroyed and humiliated tonight. All because of the mere fact that you could compare them just a little bit in the way they acted so theatrically and strangely in the ring and in their outfits in front of the audience.

And she said what was obvious and what everyone was already expecting: that she hated him. She said this while giving him a look of pure hatred, which the demon returned with his own eyes full of the same emotion as he approached his rival. His smile was now one of utter malice, and he said mockingly, “At last we agree on something, though we differ a bit on the proportions,” in response to his rival’s statement.

And just as they were about to fight, the woman with the wild hair changed her expression and pointed out something unsightly on his face, specifically on his nose. The devil was in shock for a few seconds. He had just checked himself in the mirror, and everything had been fine. Was it powder left over from his performance, or was it smudged makeup, or what? He turned around, putting his back to his opponent, to see what had happened to him.

[Hagen-Autem]

ViVi snorted when Mephisto fell for such an old trick.

The Hellish Harlequin turned his back on girl because of her rather sudden comment, searching for a flaw in his makeup or somewhere around his nose. A flaw that wasn’t there.

The pinkette merely shrugged, rolling her eyes as she shot the spectators a knowing little smirk before driving a shin between the jester’s legs!

A straight kick to his bollocks, just to teach him exactly where he belonged when he was standing in front of her and turned his back on her in such a rude way. If the kick managed to bring him down to his knees, the Pink Queen would plant a hand on his head to keep him steady. She would then lift each of her legs over his shoulders before driving him face-first into the canvas for the Devil Kiss.

Spoiler

"Why don’t you just stay down there and let me keep the show going, fool?"

And with that, she would begin raising and lowering her hips, hammering the local ring’s canvas with his face.

[Over mainyu]

Makeup was very important for the "Harlequin from Hell" act; it was the foundation of his entire character, even though it didn't seem like it, which is why he made sure to keep it on at least until the start of the match. Fun fact: that white stuff on his face isn't makeup, it's his natural skin color

And when he realized there was nothing wrong with his makeup, it was already too late, and the clown took a kick right to the groin from the other demon in the ring. The demon, seeing that the German was still trying to stay on his feet despite that, forced him to his knees so she could perform the Devil Kiss.

The devil began taking multiple blows to the head, which were making him dizzy, but he kept laughing despite the damage, and for a moment he managed to stop Vivi’s legs from slamming his head into the ground again, allowing him to get back up with the Snake Queen’s legs still wrapped around his neck so he could improvise a piledriver.

After that, he reached one of his hands into his groin to pull something out, which turned out to be a plastic guard he’d been wearing because he sensed she was going to attack his groin.

[Hagen-Autem]

ViVi began shaking the mat with Mephisto’s head, bobbing her knees up and down so that her knee pads struck the mat along with Mephisto’s face, which was wedged between her legs. With each bounce, her skirt rode up and down, revealing her shorts. The harlequin’s chest did much the same.

There were whistles, but unfortunately, Mephisto’s laughter was ruining what should have been an opening moment of dominance. The challenger managed to stop what would have been the tenth impact, then rose to his feet with ViVi held upside down. He then drove her into the mat with a piledriver.

“Mh?””

The pinkette could barely manage a confused murmur as her hair dangled toward the mat. Next, everything went white as her head struck the mat. She crumpled onto her back. Her arms lay outstretched, her chest rising and falling peacefully, and her legs lay slightly apart. That had hurt, but it was still too soon for her to be dazed.

She barely managed to turn onto one side and prop herself up on an elbow to see Mephisto remove a protective guard from inside his singlet. A groin guard.

That was why she had felt something so hard when she landed that dirty kick.

However, ViVi didn’t have the balance to get back to her feet, but she did have room to voice her complaints.
“You… how is it possible that you were wearing something so thick without it showing there? With how tight that clown outfit is?… Oh, wait...”

Her mind lit up with an idea that was anything but flattering to her male opponent.
“Fufu… I feel sorry for you.”

In hindsight, he must have had plenty of room down there, or perhaps the cup was protecting something very small. She didn’t say that outright, but her silence implied it so strongly that the spectators began to murmur.

[Over mainyu]

He hated to admit it, but this woman could really pack a punch. No matter how much resilience the Violet Devil might boast, he wasn’t going to last forever, and if the Serpent Queen’s blows kept coming, it could become a problem. Although putting on a show with his signature laugh helped keep Vivi from noticing.

And just as they were about to land the tenth blow, the Chaos Harlequin surprised her by grabbing her by the legs and performing an improvised pile driver that wasn’t part of his usual repertoire, but now that he was facing someone lighter and smaller, he could execute the move without any trouble

“Die junge Frau, you should know that I know how to counter every kind of dirty trick people of your ilk have up their sleeves; my current career is based on hunting them down,” The Prince of Hell would say without telling a lie; he already sensed that the heartbreaker would try to strike his groin to start things off.

I took it away because 1, it was no longer useful after the first use, and 2, to show off to the witch that her dirty tricks wouldn’t work on an opponent who was already used to dealing with them and knew how to counter them using tricks straight out of the same circus.

And while Vivi was on the floor, she’d throw out a comment that made the audience murmur and threw the dark clown off his game because of its nature: She’d insinuated that he had a small penis. This comment stemmed from how tight Memphis’s pants were and how his protective gear fit perfectly between his legs, which was unbecoming of the chaotic artist, who immediately sought to shut down this attempt to defame him.

He approached the Snake Queen again and slapped her right across the face while raising his finger and saying, “First of all, the pair of legs I’m carrying around has made more people happy than you ever have as a glorified pole dancer, and second, I don’t need tight suspenders to highlight my assets the way you do, Miss Vivi.”

Although it might not seem like it, Mephistopheles could be quite the diva when he wanted to.