After wandering through the land for some time, Red Sonja finally arrived at a random village. She wanted a drink and a place to crash for the night so went straight for the tavern. Actually Sonja would've gone for the tavern either way, it was her go-to place in every settlement. On her way, Sonja noticed some warrior women walking around. They might've not been as obvious, but Sonja could recognize a warrior from just a single glance. That didn't bother the red haired woman, though.
Upon reaching the tavern, Red Sonja dismounted from her horse, and kicked the tavern door open.
Pops, Red Sonja is in a dire need of a drink! Make it two, on the double. Also i need to crash for the night. Sonja makes herself known to the residents of the tavern and puts a small bag of coins on the table, sitting down and waiting for her drinks.
A random man would approach her with a grin. ''How about a drink on me? Hey, old man! One more drink on me for this sexy harlot over here!'' It was just another douche, trying to get the redhead drunk and then have his way with her, but little did he know of Red Sonja...
I'll take the drink, thanks and now you can scram, boy. Sonja took the mug and drank whats inside, bottoms up.
Being unhappy about such denial, the horny man pulled a knife out and put it against Sonja's throat. ''Looks like this harlot needs a lesson how to treat a man''.
I'll have you know, Red Sonja is no mere harlot and you are no man, but a boy. She would say as she would quickly grab onto his hand and force it down, stabbing the knife into his own dick. He would shout in a cruel, but girl-ish scream. His four buddies would join the fray, trying to get some revenge for their friend. One of the men got his head smashed into the table and was knocked out, instantly. The other one pulled out a sword, but before he could even swing it, Sonja cut off his arm with her own blade. Sonja then kicked the other man in the balls and ran her sword through him. The last one managed to get her from behind, locking her in a chokehold. However, Sonja quickly threw him overhead, flying and crashing through a table where a strong looking woman was sitting and enjoying her drink.
Next time, you guys should come in double digits. Red Sonja would say, finishing up her drink.