Author’s Note
Rules: The match will be contested under normal tag team rules and there will be two special guest referees for this contest with one representing either team respectively. The referees will only count pins designated on the opposing teams (reindeer referee counts pins on elves team members or elves referee counts pins on reindeer team members, also counts both ways for submissions). Referees will decide on what rules to enforce, but normal tag rules will be enforced. Hentai attacks are allowed and presents will be ringside hiding various sexual devices. Eliminations are only counted through pinfall, submission, or knockout (count-outs and DQs depend on the referees).
The energy was electric for the Christmas special edition of LAW and the fans were shown to be holding up custom signs that they made wishing holiday greetings and hyping up their favorite wrestlers as Misa Otomura stood in the ring wearing a full female Santa costume. She smiled at the crowd as the starting bell rang for introductions.
“Ladies and gentlemen, first of all, Merry Christmas to those that are enjoying the program with their families and happy holidays to all others. The following contest is a 12-on-12 elimination tag team match set for one-fall! This match will be contested with two special guest referees and each one shall represent either team in this match. Let us introduce them first!”
“Hellraiser” by Motorhead
“Introducing first, representing The Elves, she is the Hellraiser, Finella Edelstein!”
Finella instructed the crowd into the chorus as chants of “HELLRAISER!” rang throughout the arena as she slapped fives getting hyped with the crowd. She had to swipe hands trying to grab her jiggling boobs as she made a dash for the ring sliding in and threw up rock signs with her hands. Finella head banged to her theme song before getting up sticking her tongue out. She continued the chorus and the chants followed before she asked for Misa’s microphone.
“Cut the tunes! Cut the tunes! Guten tag, LAW, and hello basterds! Are we ready to raise some hell tonight?!” Finella asked as she outstretched her ear to the roaring crowd.
“You’re damn right we are! I gotta say….I was perplexed at first at the thought of management wanting someone like me to be a referee. If you know me, I’m the furthest fucking thing from being fair and impartial. I’d do anything to win matches. I love matches where I can’t be stopped. Especially when delicious whores are around me. I should be in this match wrestling, but….I guess I can only watch and spectate. God damn it!” Finella exclaimed with a playful wink indicating she was alright with a front sight view of the action.
Finella shared a chuckle with the crowd before holding a rock sign to elicit more cheers before speaking more. “But seriously, we are going to see some sexy fun tonight. Now, I’m obligated to be impartial and fight only for my team. As most of you know, I’m usually Team Moonrock 100% of the way, but I gotta make sure these randos on my team don’t make me look stupid. I’ve talked with the captain and she promises a big effort from everyone tonight. I’ve coached them a little bit on what to expect and what I expect of them. There’s no possible way they could fuck this up. I’m counting on them.”
“HELLRAISER!” chants start up again as Finella soaked them in before putting the mic up again. “The reindeer are going to be running with their little ass tails right between their stick legs right back to the locker rooms after we get done. We are Santa’s hardest workers busting our asses 364 days for that fat fuck! We don’t get paid which is a huge problem, but still….we represent the North Pole the best! Santa always likes to favor his reindeer, because they look sexier, but I’m here to show him that a team as sexy as mine can be legit badasses that he should take notice of. In a few days, he crosses the world once more and when the reindeer take flight, I want them to remember this match. What we made them feel. What we did to them. How we dominated them.”
“Alice” by Avril Lavigne
Finella couldn’t get a word in before Chelsea tackled her punching her in the face. Finella turned Chelsea over shooting both hands at Chelsea, but Chelsea got both legs around Finella’s head going for a Headscissors as Misa tries getting between them only for Chelsea to push her back by the chest. Finella broke the hold gurgling and sputtering as she clamped both hands on Chelsea’s legs ripping them open. Finella gasped for air just as Chelsea tackled her on her stomach going for hard shots to the back, but Finella used her body to buck Chelsea off into the middle. The crowd cheered as this pre-match catfight and reigniting rivalry of two of LAW’s best brawlers was getting them ecstatic for this civil war match.
Chelsea gets up and Finella stands up as Chelsea tries for the Stunner, but Finella pushes Chelsea off into the ropes and on the rebound, Finella hits a back elbow taking down Chelsea. Finella huffed and grabbed Chelsea by the hair tearing off the ears and throwing them to the side as she bends Chelsea between the legs. Finella soaks in the excitement firmly grabbing Chelsea’s ass trying to lift her, but Chelsea defies Finella and trips her by the legs with her arms going in for another catfight brawl with both women launching hit after hit. Some ring attendants got in to finally break them apart separating them to the corners as Chelsea had to fix her nose as it hanged near her mouth and Finella threw her beanie into the crowd pissed off, but also really turned on as she seductively winked at Chelsea flicking her tongue at her rival.