Emerald Enclave vs. Irish Oldschool

[Highfly]

Great... this was the last thing Lauren wanted. She was hoping to step in against a hurting Yoro not facing a fresh, faster Shira. the big blonde stepped up her soft thighs shaking with each step as did her bouncy backside. Lauren had her arms up and stepped in with her hands up only to quickly swing a leg up hoping to smash Shira in the abdomen with a toe kick! She knew she had to try to catch Shira off guard of she would be tossed all over the place.

[Kreydos]

Shira did nothing except focus all of her attention on the charging Lauren; her every twitch and movement. When she lifted her leg up for the kick, Killswitch stepped diagonally forwards, attempting to dodge the strike as well as close the distance between herself and her opponent. From there, she would hook an arm beneath Lauren's outstretched leg while the other arm grabbed her shoulder. "Hrk!.." Shira grunted with effort as she tried to lift the blonde up and over and then slam her down all in the same motion for a scoop slam.

[Highfly]

Lauren looked on in shock as her leg was grabbed, and then a look of horror spread across her face as well as Peggys while Shira lift Lauren off her feet! Lauren shook her head frantically as she went up. The crowd roared loudly with Peggy jumping up and down on the apron shouting. "No way! NOOOOO!"

Lauren crashed thunderously to the canvas howling in pain as the ring ropes shook! Lauren weakly kicked the mat in pain her flabby thighs and backside jiggling, shaking and quaking with each meek foot fall as she was laid out by Shira having a favored move of her own used painfully, agonizingly against her while the crowd roared the unexpected turn of event!

[Kreydos]

Shira breathed out a relieved sigh when she successfully scoop slammed Lauren, wasting time gawking on her downed body in the process.
"Get on top of her!" Yoro exclaimed from her corner and mimicked Peggy's jumping up and down. "Pin her! Pin her!"
"Ah!.." Shira shook her head before she dropped down atop the blonde and hooked her leg. At the same time, Yoyo prepared to clamber through the ropes to bumrush the Irish Wrestler and take her down via a running body splash should she attempt to intervene the pin attempt.
"One!.."

[Highfly]

Lauren crashed to the mat and moaned in pain kicking with her free leg and bucking her hips as her flabby lower body quaked like jello underneath Shira!

Peggy was climbing through the ropes and saw Yoro running. She braced herself and tried to do catch Yoro and she sort of did... although she still fell back onto her back! "Oomph!" Peggy groaned as she kept hold of Yoro rolling along with her underneath the bottom ropes to a hard landing on the outside for both of the women! Peggy was going to try to roll onto Yoro and pound her head against the ground, hoping to out-brawl her all while hoping Lauren could kick out...

"TWO!"

Lauren howled in protest and with a loud scream she kicked both legs up freeing her hooked leg bringing them both down as she bucked her hips managing to kick out at 2.75! Lauren gasped for breath and held her lower back, kicking a leg as her thigh jiggled, rippling as the ring ropes were still bouncing from the impactful slam that nearly beat her.

[Kreydos]

"Haha!" Yoro cheered when her body collided with Peggy's, and even continued to laugh as the two tossed and tumbled their way out of the ring. Unfortunately for the Japanese wrestler, her opponent came up ahead on that struggle and she soon found herself flat on her back. Rather than let Peggy have her way however, Yoro tried to push at the Irishwoman's face to keep her at bay and prevent her from getting her hands on Yoyo's hair.

Meanwhile, Lauren successfully kicked. Shira let out a fearful breath as she sat up and looked at her foe with wide eyes. However, at the same time, she heard the deafening roar of the crowds, cheering her name. She whimpered, her body overcome by the attention, yet at the same time, she knew what to do. Executing a deft kip-up, she was already back on her feet.

A grim stoic expression adorned her face as she grabbed the blonde's wrist and pulled her onto her feet. The redhead didn't let go however, and with a spirited "gr!" Lauren was hoisted onto Shira's shoulders from a fireman's carry. She felt her body trembling from attempting such a feat but she didn't carry the other wrestler for too long; she simply used Lauren's weight and gravity do all the work, falling backwards to slam her onto the ground.

Fireman Carry Slam Reference

From there, Killswitch let her body flop onto the American's and hope the referee makes it to the three count.
"One!.."

[Highfly]

A dazed Lauren was up and in shock as Shira grabbed her again lifting her up and over! Lauren's vision was a blur as her back exploded in pain upon the ring shaking landing! She howled in agony and was laid out as Shira laid across her chest. Lauren moaned in pain again laid out flat on her back. She kicked each leg meekly once legs letting them flop as her thighs seemed to rumble, jiggle and shake non-stop just like the ring ropes! the one count came and Lauren was looking blankly up at the lights. She raised her right leg up again and let it weakly kick much to the same effect as before, her meek kicks academic for a kickout and succeeding only in making the flubbery mass of her thighs shake.

"TWO!"

Peggy meanwhile was tossed off Yoro and landed on her back, her own flubbery figure shaking as she sat up looking in the ring in horror, then in a resigned disgust.

"THREE!"

Lauren was out of it weakly kicking again as her arms covered her face, shame and embarrassment washing over her at how this went so badly so easily. She just laid there hiding her face in shame as she laid on her back.

The bell rang and Peggy knew what that meant. Another loss to these women. Two tries as a tag team and both losses. Solo losses. This was it, and they blew it for a final time. Peggy rolled to her side facing away from the crowd before crawling towards the apron trying to pull herself up but keeping her own face hidden. She knew they'd never face these women again, no shot at retribution. This was that shot and they lost handily. The victorious idiots who didn't take wrestling seriously won again and would move on, up the ranks while the oldschool slammers who kept trying, who kept doing all they could to get better lost again, spinning their wheels or outright moving backward.

[Kreydos]

Shira gasped and covered her mouth upon hearing the three count, not quite believing what had just transpired. Meanwhile, Yoro shot onto her feet and pumped her fist her the air. "Haha, yeah!" Ignoring the aches she felt all over her body, she dove under the ropes and tackled her friend in a great big hug. "You did it, Shira! You won!"
"Ahhh... Y-yeah..." She stuttered. "I-I did..."

"Come on, up-up." Yoyo exclaimed as she grabbed Shira's forearm and helped her stand up. "Winners don't celebrate lying down." From there, Yoro grabbed the redhead's hand and raised it up before she even knew what was happening. Raucous cheers answered their shared victory pose. However, that was not all the bubbly wrestler did. She turned towards Lauren and offered a hand to her as well. "That was a good match. You and Peggy gave us a right ol' pounding."

[Highfly]

Peggy was on the outside standing next to the apron with her head down, too embarrassed to look up knowing that they had blown it yet again. She stomped her feet a couple times and shook her head still concealing her face complete with tears streaking down.

Lauren was laid out and kicking one last time before she tried to pull herself up. She looked at Yoro who was offering her a hand as she got up, rising on her own instead. She was silent a moment with the look of disgust clear on her face. There was a lot she wanted to say, and the more level headed Lauren felt the embarrassment, self disappointment and anger Peggy was feeling. "Yeah, good but not good enough to win." Lauren said nodding as she shook Yoro's hand. "This is where we say something like we'll get you next time but you've beaten us twice as a team and how many times solo. You've moved on and we're gonna be back to the bottom so... good luck." Lauren said before hobbling away in total defeat.

Peggy and Lauren hobbled up the ramp as the crowd cheered the victors and a few jeered the bigger oldschool slammers as they had a shot to pull to an even win-loss record as a team but had once again come up short.

Winner via pinfall: Emerald Enclave