Hardwood Hunks
“Hello, Hardwoods. Can you tell us what exactly is going on here?” She asked, holding the mic in front of Marco.
“What’s it look like we’re doing? We’re fixing up our new locker room. Now if you don’t mind, get out. You’re trespassing miss.” he explained before they all started pointing at the door and waving her off.
“I’m sorry, your new locker room? This is the coed locker room on the second floor…” the interviewer replied, followed by a brief silence until Max cut her off while she was speaking.
“…Uh… no. It WAS the coed locker room. Now it’s OUR locker room. Hardwood Hunks only baby. And since you’re not hard, don’t got no wood, and are definitely no hunk, that makes you…a trespassing. So…bye.” The blonde stud explained before Brad started talking too.
“Yeah! There’s like fifty locker rooms around here! If you ask me…that’s like…42 many locker rooms. So give us one of the eight! Fuck yeah!” The muscle brained hunk said followed by another silence.
“Ok…no more speaking lines for you, Brad. As for you, it’s time to go. Come on come on. Oooouuuttt!” Marci would say to his teammate before once again telling the woman to get out. This time they even did so by force as they started to shove them out when someone came bursting through the door